Draft Dodger's Face the Board Questions

[Antmeister]

When I think of mister Draft Dodger, he is usually associated, in my mind, with a New Age Hippie. But then you see this....

http://www.driscoll-carignan.com/gallery/d/898-2/IMG_3204.JPG

....and you wonder what the hell was going through the mind of this madman. :D

The next FTB participant is Draft Dodger. Blast away with your questions. As usual, questions will be fielded until Sunday. Any questions asked after that day can be answered by Draft Dodger if he chooses to do so.

[Subby]

How long did you have to wrestle Bigfoot to get his hairshirt?

[Neon_Chaos]

So, did you really dodge the draft? Would you dodge a draft is one was ever reinstituted?

[Lorena]

How good are the Dodgers?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Who is currently the hottest "MILF" on TV?

Did you ever assemble your survivor kit? If so, what's in it?

What is your favorite Kylie Minogue song?

Why the Avalanche? (WHY?)

Who is your least favorite NHL player in the league today? Of all time?

Who are the Stanley Cup finalists going to be this year?

Who's your favorite Red Wing (other than Steve Yzerman) in the last 10 years? Least favorite?

If you were starting a NHL franchise today, which 5 players would you want on your team?

[Crapshoot]

The Dallas Double-D's were an insult to the integrity of the OTBL. Agree?

Also, I'm currently cavorting with Neve Campbell and Rachel Ray. Jealous? :D

[CamEdwards]

How did you meet your wife?

Were you ready to be a father when you found out you were expecting?

What's your favorite part of living in New Hampshire? Least favorite?

[korme]

Haven't you already done a FTB at OOTP? Does this tarnish this one a little bit?

Shake or malt?

[Draft Dodger]

worst. FTB choice. ever

[spleen1015]

:(

Dud.

[terpkristin]

What's the best part about Keene, NH?

What's the worst part about Keene, NH?

How far is Keene from Conway?

Are you originally from NH?

What are the next 5 songs that come up on your music player in random shuffle?

What is the favorite food that you cook yourself? What is your favorite food that you get either out at a restaurant or that your wife cooks?

Has anybody ever called you "Double D" (in reference to your screenname)?

If you didn't dodge the draft, why did you choose that screenname?

I'm asking extra questions this week because I missed it last week.

/tk

[Karlifornia]

Let's say you're on a first date with a girl you're nuts about....and you're in a hot, crowded bar or restaurant. You get very, very sweaty, and notice you smell like chicken noodle soup (you forgot to apply deodorant)..and not in a good way. The lady requests your company in a compact dining booth. What's your next move?

When is it approriate to punch someone in the face?

Let's say you're in a sports bar with your best buddies, and at the other end of the bar is none other than Bill Gates. You make eye contact briefly, only to quickly glance into your drink. You look back up, and ol' Billy is suddenly right in front of you. He extends his hand and says "Put 'er there...The name's Gates...Bill Gates". You shake his hand, and he suddenly pulls your hand close to him, and begins licking it thoroughly. What is your next move?

[Karlifornia]

Let's say you're on a first date with a girl you're nuts about....and you're in a hot, crowded bar or restaurant. You get very, very sweaty, and notice you smell like chicken noodle soup (you forgot to apply deodorant)..and not in a good way. The lady requests your company in a compact dining booth. What's your next move?

When is it approriate to punch someone in the face?

Let's say you're in a sports bar with your best buddies, and at the other end of the bar is none other than Bill Gates. You make eye contact briefly, only to quickly glance into your drink. You look back up, and ol' Billy is suddenly right in front of you. He extends his hand and says "Put 'er there...The name's Gates...Bill Gates". You shake his hand, and he suddenly pulls your hand close to him, and begins licking it thoroughly. What is your next move?

[digamma]

How did you find FOF and FOFC?

Have you met any of your fake sports friends in real life?

Dream vacation spot?

Place other than NH where you'd want to live?

Subby? Yes? No? Maybe?

[Buccaneer]

Right here, right now?

[Subby]

Apologies if any of these are repeats...

- How did you meet your wife?

- What was your dating history like before you met your wife and were married?

- How was the wedding and honeymoon?

- How would you counsel someone who came to you for advice on how to be a good parent?

- what are your vices and how do you deal with them?

- what are your political leanings?

- do you believe in one supreme being? why or why not?

- If FOF affinity played a role in FOFC - who would be your three Extreme Conflicts and who would be your three Exceptional Affinities?

- What is your Mount Rushmore of movies?

- What was your childhood like?

- Who are your heroes?

- If you win three million dollars in the lottery tomorrow, how would you spend it?

[Lorena]

If it's not too late:

What are your weaknesses?

What would your best friend say about you? Your wife? Your kids?

Where's Waldo?

Define yourself in 3 words.

What superhero power would you like to have?

There have been news articles of people getting hit by lightning as they're listening to their iPod. What song would you like to go out to? What song would you not?

If you could live anywhere in the US, where would it be?

7up or Sprite?

What better: winter or summer?

[Pumpy Tudors]

I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE

DRAFT DODGER, HOW CAN I MEET YOUR WIFE?
DRAFT DODGER, WOULD YOUR WIFE LIKE TO MEET ME?
DRAFT DODGER, HOW DOES YOUR WIFE LOOK IN RED AND BLACK?
DRAFT DODGER, MAY I PHOTOGRAPH YOUR WIFE WEARING RED AND BLACK?
DRAFT DODGER, DID YOU NOTICE THAT I DID NOT SPECIFY WHETHER SHE WOULD BE WEARING RED AND BLACK OR I WOULD BE WEARING RED AND BLACK?
DRAFT DODGER, I'M NAKED RIGHT NOW.

[spleen1015]

Are you embarrassed to have the worst FTB?