View Full Version : Glad to see mail-order brides aren't indigenous to my home country...
Neon_Chaos
09-16-2007, 10:54 PM
hxxp://marryourdaughter.org/
:)
Karlifornia
09-16-2007, 11:01 PM
No way! This site is pure gold. Tragic, but pure gold. The (obviously fake...I mean...they have to be) testimonials section is to die for. Oh man..it's so hard to pick a favorite....I think I'll go with:
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
Neon_Chaos
09-16-2007, 11:02 PM
:D
Karlifornia
09-16-2007, 11:13 PM
I just signed up my fake daughter for the website. Her name is Anita B. (I wanted it to be Anita D., but I gave them my real email address which has my last name in it. That might arouse suspicion!) She's 14. I selected the lofty bride price of $599.99 Here's my accompanying application essay:
My daughter has me worried that she might be something that rhymes with 'thespian'. If I can get her married before she starts whistling in the wheat fields, then it would make future holiday dinners more comfortable for everyone.
I think her lezzer tendencies are showing up because she isn't very good with boys. She has them over to our house a lot, sometimes 3, 4 at a time, but they never seem to stay past the next morning! Help me!
Greyroofoo
09-16-2007, 11:14 PM
Does anyone know if the 50k bride is worth the money over a 20k bride? I mean I do want quality but I also don't want to over-pay.
Galaril
09-17-2007, 08:17 AM
I just signed up my fake daughter for the website. Her name is Anita B. (I wanted it to be Anita D., but I gave them my real email address which has my last name in it. That might arouse suspicion!) She's 14. I selected the lofty bride price of $599.99 Here's my accompanying application essay:
Priceless:)
MikeVic
09-17-2007, 08:55 AM
I just signed up my fake daughter for the website. Her name is Anita B. (I wanted it to be Anita D., but I gave them my real email address which has my last name in it. That might arouse suspicion!) She's 14. I selected the lofty bride price of $599.99 Here's my accompanying application essay:
lol, whistling in the wheat fields.
Cringer
09-17-2007, 10:29 AM
crap, i heard about this somewhere not too long ago, can't remember where though
TroyF
09-17-2007, 11:14 AM
snopes?
I. J. Reilly
09-17-2007, 11:59 AM
Does anyone know if the 50k bride is worth the money over a 20k bride? I mean I do want quality but I also don't want to over-pay.
Have you thought about two 20K's? You would still have enough for a 10K too, you know, for yard work and stuff.
JeeberD
09-17-2007, 04:50 PM
crap, i heard about this somewhere not too long ago, can't remember where though
This was posted on the Rockets board a few weeks ago, but I doubt you visit there...
ahem...
your daughter looking good in preseason.
JeeberD
09-18-2007, 10:14 PM
MSNBC delves into the site...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/page/0/
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