Axe Girls

[cuervo72]

Self-explanitory.

[sterlingice]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/sterlingice/random/ttiuwp.gif

(especially considering I have no idea who you're talking about)

SI

[cuervo72]

Damn all you people and your ad blockers!

[RendeR]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/sterlingice/random/ttiuwp.gif

(especially considering I have no idea who you're talking about)

SI

What he said.

[KWhit]

Middle.

[TazFTW]

Middle looks bitchy, right looks serial killerish, so left by default.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I am banging my F5 key again and again just so I can do proper research before I vote.

[MikeVic]

I said left. Taz had my reasoning down pat.

[JeeberD]

Damn all you people and your ad blockers!

Damn...I guess sooner or later it was going to block something good.

[MikeVic]

Damn...I guess sooner or later it was going to block something good.

There are no redheads though.

[ThunderingHERD]

Middle. She looks like she'd give good feedback.

[MJ4H]

Someone just post a damn picture. I don't even use any blocking in this browser and I still have no idea wtf you are talking about.

[Pumpy Tudors]

To this point, I'm the only one who's picked the one on the right.

[JeeberD]

There are no redheads though.

Ah, well, no big loss then...

[Travis]

Middle, though I might pick the one on (my) left if she didn't look like she'd just finished crying.

[ThunderingHERD]

http://www.researchingen.com/axe.jpg

[JeeberD]

Damn...much ado about nothing.

The middle one looks kinda like my cousin, btw...

[MJ4H]

Yeah middle one and it really isnt that close

[dbd1963]

I thought you might have meant these:

hxxp://www.myspace.com/axegirlmusic

And I wouldn't have been able to choose one.

[Mantle2600]

I went with Trout, them bitches look worse than a friggin fish to me. Maybe my standards are too high.

[ThunderingHERD]

http://www.researchingen.com/mantle2600.jpg

[Mantle2600]

haha, that's pretty funny. ^^^^:)

[korme]

I am confuzzled by this screenie

[Raiders Army]

If that's the best Axe can do, god help them.

[Mantle2600]

read the internet page tabs

[Karlifornia]

Left.

[Mantle2600]

The question is did you just take a snapshot of your desktop and replace ThunderingHERD with my name?

[Neon_Chaos]

middle.

[Groundhog]

Left.

[ThunderingHERD]

The question is did you just take a snapshot of your desktop and replace ThunderingHERD with my name?

Boy, is my face red.

[CU Tiger]

Where is the right hand option?

I mean seriously with those 3 choices...

[Young Drachma]

Middle means business.

[path12]

Middle means business.

+1

[Izulde]

Trout, so trout it's not funny.

[Neon_Chaos]

+1

+2

[cuervo72]

+2

+3

[st.cronin]

The middle one scares me. I think she might want to take my cherry.

[Neon_Chaos]

The middle one scares me. I think she might want to take my cherry.

That's what makes it most fun. :cool:

[MikeVic]

The middle one looks like a cock gobler, sure, but she also looks like she'll bitch at you while gobbling. The right one looks crazy, so that defaults to the left.

[Neon_Chaos]

The middle one looks like a cock gobler, sure, but she also looks like she'll bitch at you while gobbling. The right one looks crazy, so that defaults to the left.

You haven't seen the video at the axe website, have you? :)

[MikeVic]

You haven't seen the video at the axe website, have you? :)

No... I'll have to watch that at home then!

[Passacaglia]

I am banging my F5 key again and again just so I can do proper research before I vote.

Sorry to put an end to your 'research,' but the F5 key was not even an option.

[Kodos]

None of them rocked my world like a trout does.

[DaddyTorgo]

imma go ahead and say it...none of them look good. trout

[MikeVic]

You guys are bullshitting. You would do any one of them.

[cuervo72]

You guys must get some real hotties.

[DaddyTorgo]

You guys must get some real hotties.

i get none.

i have champagne taste on a miller high life budget.

but if i HAD to pick one...it'd be left.

[MikeVic]

i get none.

i have champagne taste on a miller high life budget.

but if i HAD to pick one...it'd be left.

Atta boy!

[path12]

The middle one looks like a cock gobler, sure, but she also looks like she'll bitch at you while gobbling. The right one looks crazy, so that defaults to the left.

She can bitch all she wants if she's gobbling. Not like I'll understand a word anyway.

[I. J. Reilly]

Okay, after putting way more thought into this than is healthy, here are my conclusions and order of preference:

Middle – Like Dark Cloud said, this girl has a plan and it’s going to happen whether you like it or not. She has that SEC sorority girl look to her too. The kind that talks about Mommy and Daddy and has stuffed animals all over her bed; but when the lights go out, It. Is. On.

Right – Definitely a wack-job. She looks like the flash of the mug shot camera snapped her out of a psychotic episode. You venture into this chicks bedroom, and anything could happen. You’ll most likely be laid up in traction for a few days, but you will have some great stories to tell the guys. It wouldn’t be the first time she’s woken up with a man cowering and quietly weeping at the foot of her bed.

Left – I’m torn here. My first reaction was that she has a dead fish vibe to her, a hurry up and finish kind of girl. Though she is standing in a police lineup with an amused/impatient look, like she’s done this shit before and the charges never stick. And she is definitely telling a cop to fuck off at some point. If this last scenario is even close, then she goes right to the top.

[Neon_Chaos]

Okay, after putting way more thought into this than is healthy, here are my conclusions and order of preference:

Middle – Like Dark Cloud said, this girl has a plan and it’s going to happen whether you like it or not. She has that SEC sorority girl look to her too. The kind that talks about Mommy and Daddy and has stuffed animals all over her bed; but when the lights go out, It. Is. On.

Right – Definitely a wack-job. She looks like the flash of the mug shot camera snapped her out of a psychotic episode. You venture into this chicks bedroom, and anything could happen. You’ll most likely be laid up in traction for a few days, but you will have some great stories to tell the guys. It wouldn’t be the first time she’s woken up with a man cowering and quietly weeping at the foot of her bed.

Left – I’m torn here. My first reaction was that she has a dead fish vibe to her, a hurry up and finish kind of girl. Though she is standing in a police lineup with an amused/impatient look, like she’s done this shit before and the charges never stick. And she is definitely telling a cop to fuck off at some point. If this last scenario is even close, then she goes right to the top.

The video from the axe website says it all, though :)

Order of preference:

1. Middle - Just a couple of brief glimpses from the video. BUT GOD DAMN. Yes.

2. Right - Daddy's little girl. :) Oh definitely.

3. Left - Who?

[I. J. Reilly]

The video from the axe website says it all, though :)

Order of preference:

1. Middle - Just a couple of brief glimpses from the video. BUT GOD DAMN. Yes.

2. Right - Daddy's little girl. :) Oh definitely.

3. Left - Who?

It's no fun to watch the video and then decide. Wild assumptions should be made solely from a picture. :)

[jackyl]

Left is a dirty-legged Tijuana whore. Right's lithium prescription is running dangerously low.

I'll take middle, who I'll bang wearing my shoes with my pants around my ankles for the sake of a fast getaway.

[Neon_Chaos]

It's no fun to watch the video and then decide. Wild assumptions should be made solely from a picture. :)

the video isn't really all that though. :) the feature character is the one on the right.

i don't think i even saw the one on the left.

[DanGarion]

I'm picking all three at once!

[Subby]

Wait - my left or their left?

[MikeVic]

the video isn't really all that though. :) the feature character is the one on the right.

i don't think i even saw the one on the left.

Because she was boinking the hell out of someone.

[Passacaglia]

Left is a dirty-legged Tijuana whore. Right's lithium prescription is running dangerously low.

I'll take middle, who I'll bang wearing my shoes with my pants around my ankles for the sake of a fast getaway.

I'd think it would be harder to getaway fast with your pants around your ankles.

[jackyl]

I'd think it would be harder to getaway fast with your pants around your ankles.

I've never run out of a broom closet naked before, and by God, I'm not starting now.