A new game turned into movie so bad, that not even Uwe Boll would touch it.

[SirFozzie]

http://foywonder.livejournal.com/98676.html

Yes. Elf Bowling, the Animated Movie, a commercial release!

[flounder]

I'll wait until they make a movie out of that game where the yeti swats the penguins.

[Karlifornia]

Uwe Boll doesn't have time such juvenile dalliances...he's already got enough on his plate at the moment:

Alone In The Dark II (http://imdb.com/title/tt0913951/)
Tunnel Rats (http://imdb.com/title/tt0970462/)
FarCry (http://imdb.com/title/tt0400426/)


That they are making Alone In The Dark II boggles my mind....After the abomination that was the first one (it had Tara Reid playing a paleontologist or something laughable like that), the second has nowhere to go but up I guess...Right? Right!?!?

[larrymcg421]

I was certain this was gonna be about Maximum Football, but I'm now relieved that Uwe Boll will still have a chance to give us his vision of that classic.

[Bearcat729]

Uwe Boll doesn't have time such juvenile dalliances...he's already got enough on his plate at the moment:

Alone In The Dark II (http://imdb.com/title/tt0913951/)
Tunnel Rats (http://imdb.com/title/tt0970462/)
FarCry (http://imdb.com/title/tt0400426/)


That they are making Alone In The Dark II boggles my mind....After the abomination that was the first one (it had Tara Reid playing a paleontologist or something laughable like that), the second has nowhere to go but up I guess...Right? Right!?!?

They made a sequel to Bloodrayne as well. I just want to know who keeps giving him money. They closed the tax loophole right?

[larrymcg421]

They made a sequel to Bloodrayne as well. I just want to know who keeps giving him money. They closed the tax loophole right?

From a strictly business standpoint, his movies are pretty cheap ($20-25 million budget) and with the combination of domestic/worldwide box office, DVD rentals/purchases, TV rights, they certainly more than make back their money.

[JeeberD]

I'm embarrassed to admit that I kinda sorta want to see that...

[stevew]

I keep waiting for "In the Name of the King" to come out. That looks like a monument in bad filmmaking.

[cthomer5000]

From a strictly business standpoint, his movies are pretty cheap ($20-25 million budget) and with the combination of domestic/worldwide box office, DVD rentals/purchases, TV rights, they certainly more than make back their money.

I find this basically impossible to believe, and previously when i actually sought out the data for box office income etc, I couldn't find anything remotely close to a success.