Our secretary posed for TSR artwork

[Mustang]

It came up in conversation because she asked if I went to Madison's Geek Con. Which she assumed because of the several Star Wars items at my desk. Not a bad assumption mind you but, might as well just change my nameplate at work to 'Official Geek' but, anyways....


http://www.artistsuk.co.uk/acatalog/mini-ButterflyGirl_Fred_Fields.JPG

Plus she had several book covers and one of the 'Women of Fantasy' TSR Calendars.

[MikeVic]

You lucky son of a bitch.

[MikeVic]

Dola,

What's TSR anyway?

[Mustang]

Dola,

What's TSR anyway?

The makers of Dungeons & Dragons.

[SirFozzie]

The makers of Dungeons & Dragons.

The ORIGINAL makers of Dungeons and Dragons

[Logan]

The ORIGINAL makers of Dungeons and Dragons

Wow, you just went meganerd all over his ass.

[SirFozzie]

Wow, you just went meganerd all over his ass.

No, That's a KiloNerd.

MegaNerd would be wondering whether we could decipher what his co-worker's CHA stat would be from that picture.

GigaNerd would be to ask if that's a Larry Elmore picture.

[Logan]

Have you ever seen a vagina?

[Pumpy Tudors]

i'm all up in this thread

[SirFozzie]

Have you ever seen a vagina?

Plenty. Have you?

[Subby]

Have you ever seen a vagina?
Uhhh - better qualify that one, buddy. :mad:

In person?

[Mustang]

The ORIGINAL makers of Dungeons and Dragons

Whenever you see the Mona Lisa, do you say da Vinci painted the ORIGINAL.. :D


NERD FIGHT!!!

[SirFozzie]

Whenever you see the Mona Lisa, do you say da Vinci painted the ORIGINAL.. :D


NERD FIGHT!!!

Just don't start comparing D20 and AD&D and we'll get out of this just fine...

(or mention THAC0)..


Oh shit.. DUCK AND COVER..

[Draft Dodger]

so, does she look anything like that?
besides the wings, I mean.

[Pumpy Tudors]

DOES SHE REALLY GLISTEN THAT MUCH

ANSWER NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT

[Mustang]

so, does she look anything like that?
besides the wings, I mean.

And minus the oiled up body and sheer clothing...


For the most part. Of course, that was from 14 years ago but, she hasn't changed that much.

[Pumpy Tudors]

OH GOOOOODDDDDDDdd

[Mustang]

DOES SHE REALLY GLISTEN THAT MUCH

ANSWER NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT

No.

But, she does pose like that sometimes when answering the phone. Well, in my mind at least.

[MikeVic]

And minus the oiled up body and sheer clothing...


For the most part. Of course, that was from 14 years ago but, she hasn't changed that much.

14 years ago... way to ruin the fantasy man.

[mckerney]

No.

But, she does pose like that sometimes when answering the phone. Well, in my mind at least.

Pix plz k thx?

[Mustang]

=(or mention THAC0)..



Mind your manners...

DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD!

[SirFozzie]

see what I mean?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Soooo, has anyone here seen that woman's vagina?

[rkmsuf]

Soooo, has anyone here seen that woman's vagina?

You know whoever drew that has alternate versions.

[MikeVic]

You know whoever drew that has alternate versions.

What, with like bigger wings?

[Pumpy Tudors]

What, with like bigger wings?
You just made me laugh, and I'm not talking regular laughter. I'm talking Pumpy laughter.

[mckerney]

Soooo, has anyone here seen that woman's vagina?

No, that was the whole purpose of the pix plz.

[rkmsuf]

What, with like bigger wings?

I was thinking as perhaps a centaur with male balls but the female tits and face.

[Honolulu_Blue]

No, That's a KiloNerd.

MegaNerd would be wondering whether we could decipher what his co-worker's CHA stat would be from that picture.

GigaNerd would be to ask if that's a Larry Elmore picture.

Wouldn't that be her comeliness stat?

That's a little Unearthed Arcana there for you...

[MikeVic]

You just made me laugh, and I'm not talking regular laughter. I'm talking Pumpy laughter.

I thought I felt that over here.

[MikeVic]

I was thinking as perhaps a centaur with male balls but the female tits and face.

Hot.

[SirFozzie]

Wouldn't that be her comeliness stat?

That's a little Unearthed Arcana there for you...

Damn!

That's 257 MN (MegaNerds) Right There. :)

To compare and contrast, naming 10 Forgotten Realms Gods/Goddesses without referring to a book/webpage is 450 MegaNerds.

(Azuth, Bane, Cyric, Lathander, Mystara (later Midnight), Torm, Tempus, Sune, Selune, Gond, btw)

[Crapshoot]

I bow down to you lot - my nerd cred is low. But if we switch to sci-fi...

[digamma]

Can I revise my Face the Board answer on the Mount Rushmore of FOFC dorks?

[Mustang]

To compare and contrast, naming 10 Forgotten Realms Gods/Goddesses without referring to a book/webpage is 450 MegaNerds.

I only use the Dieties & Demigods book. (Cthulhu included of course..)

BOOM goes the Nerdamite....

[thesloppy]

I'll see your Unearthed Arcana and raise you some vague college memories of playing Oriental Adventures DM'ed by some 300 lb sweaty guy in a bandana.

[rkmsuf]

Does playing Sword of Fargoal on a Vic 20 count?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Damn!

That's 257 MN (MegaNerds) Right There. :)

To compare and contrast, naming 10 Forgotten Realms Gods/Goddesses without referring to a book/webpage is 450 MegaNerds.

(Azuth, Bane, Cyric, Lathander, Mystara (later Midnight), Torm, Tempus, Sune, Selune, Gond, btw)

Woah.

That's impressive stuff.

I never did get into the Forgotten Realms stuff (outside of some of those old gold box D&D computer games). We sort of pulled out of our AD&D phase around then and by the time we circled back we were running our own campaign worlds.

[SirFozzie]

I only use the Dieties & Demigods book. (Cthulhu included of course..)

BOOM goes the Nerdamite....

Ah yes, the one Choasium and Michael Moorcock sued TSR for because they included the Elric of Melniboné pantheon.... Good times..

[Honolulu_Blue]

I'll see your Unearthed Arcana and raise you some vague college memories of playing Oriental Adventures DM'ed by some 300 lb sweaty guy in a bandana.

Man, I hated that book. It was all katanas and shurikens for months...

[Surtt]

I refuse to believe this, even if it is true.

[MikeVic]

I'm so confused.

[Mustang]

Ah yes, the one Choasium and Michael Moorcock sued TSR for because they included the Elric of Melniboné pantheon.... Good times..

I'd really be impressed if you have the orange covered B3 module in your possession....

[SirFozzie]

Actually saw one of them auctioned off at the most recent GenCon.

[thesloppy]

I still beat off to Keep on the Borderlands occasionally.

[thesloppy]

not cuz there were any hot chicks, just because it's awesome.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I still beat off to Keep on the Borderlands occasionally.

Yes. That Mad Hermit is hawt.

[Mustang]

Man, I hated that book. It was all katanas and shurikens for months...

Did you play Barrier Peaks and get stuck in Sci-Fi land for months like we did?

[thesloppy]

I will acknowledge any one of you as the true nerd king if you played Boot Hill.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Did you play Barrier Peaks and get stuck in Sci-Fi land for months like we did?

Yes. The living jungle, the laser guns, those aliens... God, I hated that module.

White Plume Mountain, now that's where it was at. Black Razor, Wave, and Whelm!

[Honolulu_Blue]

I will acknowledge any one of you as the true nerd king if you played Boot Hill.

I played the revised edition (it came out in the early-to-mid 90's, maybe late 80's) quite a bit. I ran a campaign for a while with some from friends.

[miked]

This thread took the worst turn ever and should be closed.

[Aylmar]

Damn!

That's 257 MN (MegaNerds) Right There. :)

To compare and contrast, naming 10 Forgotten Realms Gods/Goddesses without referring to a book/webpage is 450 MegaNerds.

(Azuth, Bane, Cyric, Lathander, Mystara (later Midnight), Torm, Tempus, Sune, Selune, Gond, btw)

But, depending on timeline, Bane is dead. Might as well throw in Myrkul and Bhaal and make it an even dozen if we're going to include the dead ones (or Waukeen...yee-haw!). Tymora? Helm? Ao (does he count)? Kelemvor?

[gkb]

This thread started off so well...

[Mustang]

I will acknowledge any one of you as the true nerd king if you played Boot Hill.

Owned it but, never played. I couldn't get anyone interested...

[thesloppy]

This thread started off so well...

I think this is the best thread ever...



...but I'll be playing D&D tomorrow.

[lighthousekeeper]

This thread took the worst turn ever and should be closed.

seconded...started off so damn well...ended so damn poorly

[Aylmar]

Looks like a Caldwell to me, by the way.

[Aylmar]

Doh! Fred Fields...I had forgotten about him.

[Crim]

I refuse to post in this thread until it resumes its earlier awesomeness.

[Mustang]

I refuse to post in this thread until it resumes its earlier awesomeness.

She was also in the 1994 Women of Fantasy calendar by TSR so, if anyone can find that online, we can resume...

[Aylmar]

I've met the girl who posed for this one:

http://www.clydecaldwell.com/jpgs/large_images/sea_fox.jpg

But I can't say I work with her or anything. :)

[CraigSca]

I didn't know they actually had women pose for these things.

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://www.clydecaldwell.com/jpgs/large_images/sea_fox.jpg
MOM?!?!?

[MikeVic]

MOM?!?!?

Yes, son. She's a TSR model.

[Surtt]

http://www.surethingsoftware.com/Downloads/2289.jpg

[CamEdwards]

I've met the girl who posed for this one:

http://www.clydecaldwell.com/jpgs/large_images/sea_fox.jpg

But I can't say I work with her or anything. :)

Well, now I know what my wife will be for Halloween next year.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Well, now I know what my wife will be for Halloween next year.
pix pls

[Antmeister]

Well, now I know what my wife will be for Halloween next year.

How about this year?

[Eaglesfan27]

I didn't know they actually had women pose for these things.

Me neither.

[Surtt]

Dola,

What's TSR anyway?


I was thinking "Terminate and Stay Resident" when I saw the post.

Does that make me more or less of a nerd.
(I know it makes me old.)

[Sporkimata]

Women and D&D? Now thats crazy talk.

I remember bout ten years back or so when my buddies invited me to join there Fantasy Football league. First question I had was "What is Brett Farves THACO?" Never did get an answer.

[EagleFan]

If you see someone hanging around your office for no reason, it may just be me.... damn


;)

[Senator]

She is no Judges Guild chick, but she will do.

[SirFozzie]

It could be worse.. some of the worst cheesecake photo covers I've ever seen were Avalanche Press d20 offerings.. They not only looked exploitive, they looked damn weird.

here's an example.. the rarely used "Taking a dump" stance for firing arrows..

http://www.thecompleatstrategist.com/ProductImages/thecompleatstrategist_1778_409304.gif

[Swaggs]

Well, now I know what my wife will be for Halloween next year.

Yarrrr?!?!

[CamEdwards]

How about this year?


She's wearing her bellydancing costume. Coin bra, belt, swirly skirt. If I can get any PG-rated pics and I'm drunk enough I might post a pic. :D

[WSUCougar]

What a coincidence, our Admin Assistant posed, too:

http://vaultmedia.ign.com/rpgvault/image/iwd2_0107d04.jpg

[Logan]

Is that a monkey head attached to her ass?

[StarBuck]

This thread delivers.

[Raiders Army]

The highs and lows of a thread.

[Mustang]

It could be worse.. some of the worst cheesecake photo covers I've ever seen were Avalanche Press d20 offerings.. They not only looked exploitive, they looked damn weird.

here's an example.. the rarely used "Taking a dump" stance for firing arrows..

http://www.thecompleatstrategist.com/ProductImages/thecompleatstrategist_1778_409304.gif

Didn't realize Odin was a Ninja cross-dresser....

[JonInMiddleGA]

If I'm not mistaken, TNA Wrestling just signed WSUCougar's admin ass't and she made her TV debut tonight on Impact.

(the wrestling fans will get that one if they saw the show)

[Buccaneer]

I've met the girl who posed for this one:

http://www.clydecaldwell.com/jpgs/large_images/sea_fox.jpg

But I can't say I work with her or anything. :)

I can, she's Mrs. Bucc.

[DanGarion]

It came up in conversation because she asked if I went to Madison's Geek Con. Which she assumed because of the several Star Wars items at my desk. Not a bad assumption mind you but, might as well just change my nameplate at work to 'Official Geek' but, anyways....


http://www.artistsuk.co.uk/acatalog/mini-ButterflyGirl_Fred_Fields.JPG

Plus she had several book covers and one of the 'Women of Fantasy' TSR Calendars.
Eh she has sharp knees.

No, That's a KiloNerd.

MegaNerd would be wondering whether we could decipher what his co-worker's CHA stat would be from that picture.

GigaNerd would be to ask if that's a Larry Elmore picture.
She's only like a 13. Need more pics for a better rating.

[Izulde]

The best Goddess ever in the Forgotten Realms series is the one in the Moonshae trilogy. The Leviathan owned your ass.

Which for some weird reason reminds me of White Plume Mountain, where we played a bunch of drow who were Good aligned (I know, weird in and of itself), until I got the bright idea to jump in a pit of spikes.

This led to the bad guy considering us such idiots that he thought we might be useful, so he hired us and gave us weapons of GREAT POWER!

...But my weapon rejected me. :(

Then, because I was playing a drow priestess true to form, the drow warrior in the party got pissed at me and killed me with the Black Razor.

End Adventure.

[Apathetic Lurker]

I'll see your Unearthed Arcana and raise you some vague college memories of playing Oriental Adventures DM'ed by some 300 lb sweaty guy in a bandana.

Aw Crap, YOU went to my OA sessions?

[gkb]

*sigh* I saw this thread get bumped and thought they're might be more hot secretary action...

[Anthony]

I was thinking as perhaps a centaur with male balls but the female tits and face.

you had me at "hello".