Dear God

[duckman]

Turn the heat back on. k thx

[Lorena]

Turn the heat back on. k thx

I hear ya, it's so cold here they can hang meat!! Luckily this tea is keeping me warm.

[Passacaglia]

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.

[MikeVic]

I hear ya, it's so cold here they can hang meat!! Luckily this tea is keeping me warm.

A huh huh huh. You said hang meat.

[lordscarlet]

Meanwhile it's so warm here I refuse to believe it is October 22.

[johnnyshaka]

Fingers crossed...I haven't seen snow yet up here and it doesn't look like we will for at least a week or two. No snow for Halloween is odd in these parts.

[Pyser]

turn the heat off in souther california please.

[Huckleberry]

Dear duckman,

Maybe after you come up with a valid justification for having Oklahoma seven spots ahead of Kansas in your FOFC Top 25.

k thx,
God

[King of New York]

Send some of that cold weather east. And some rain.

It's going to be 86 tomorrow in SE Virginia.

Last night I took my sweaters out of their drawer and I cried.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

[Neon_Chaos]

Dear God,

Please make it snow in the Philippines.

And no, the last time didn't count. Ash from a volcanic explosion is NOT snow.

Thanks!

[duckman]

Dear duckman,

Maybe after you come up with a valid justification for having Oklahoma seven spots ahead of Kansas in your FOFC Top 25.

k thx,
God

I will, God, as soon as Huck justifies having USC 14 spots lower than everybody else. Oh, that's right, it a fucking OPINION! Shit, I've never seen somebody piss and moan over a fucking football poll as much as Huck!

Here's a shovel, Huck:

http://www.stonehill.edu/sihc/Pictures/Shovels/1840shovel.jpg

Clean that sand out of your vagina!

[st.cronin]

Dear God, I pray that someday there will be peace and harmony between fans of the Sooners and Longhorns.

[ThunderingHERD]

dude is this realy u?? this is improtant!!!! thx cya!!

p.s.
if this is real u would anwser me

[JeeberD]

Turn the heat back on. k thx

Dude, it's late October. It's about fucking time that it got a bit chilly!

[thealmighty]

Dear all,

I like it like that.

Sincerely,

thealmighty :)

[Crim]

Ping: Al Gore

Weather related thread alert.

[Buccaneer]

We had a perfect day today, sunny, no wind and 52 degrees. If everyday of the year would be like this (and not any warmer), then it would be heaven.

[Schmidty]

Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

You took my line. It would have been the funniest thing I've ever posted, period. Oh well, you were quicker than me, so I guess I can't rag on you. I won't cramp your style. Besides, I would have just been using it to pad my post count. If I get a chance later, I'll redeem myself with a demenstruation of my bloated ego and wit.

[sabotai]

We had a perfect day today, sunny, no wind and 52 degrees. If everyday of the year would be like this (and not any warmer), then it would be heaven.

I'll take the 52 degrees and add some cloud cover and have it a bit breezy.

[CU Tiger]

well I am recovering from sunburn from Saturdays game, it finally rained (first drop in 22 days, still down 20+", lakes look like sand bars, and it was a freezing 84 today...


Ahhhhh Autumn

[Rizon]

Dear God,

Leave me alone.

Amen.

[SackAttack]

Dear duckman,

Maybe after you come up with a valid justification for having Oklahoma seven spots ahead of Kansas in your FOFC Top 25.

k thx,
God

Oklahoma's got wins over Miami, Texas and Missouri. What's Kansas got?

Oh, right! Colorado and Kansas State!

You're right. OU should be more like 20 spots ahead of Kansas right now. ;)

[Lorena]

You took my line. It would have been the funniest thing I've ever posted, period. Oh well, you were quicker than me, so I guess I can't rag on you. I won't cramp your style. Besides, I would have just been using it to pad my post count. If I get a chance later, I'll redeem myself with a demenstruation of my bloated ego and wit.

What's wrong with padding a post count? ;)

[Schmidty]

What's wrong with padding a post count? ;)

Do you think anyone got my joke? And if they did, was it unfunny? :(