It's snowing in my office

[Pumpy Tudors]

I seem to have an extraordinary amount of dandruff this morning. I mean, it's unreal. If I brush off my head, it looks like a blizzard around me. I don't know what the problem is this morning, but it's actually amusing me a great deal, and now I'm sharing this nastiness with you. If you have a problem with that, be thankful that I'm not talking about ants in a sock, a burning anus, or an accountant.

[JonInMiddleGA]

You should be ashamed of yourself, bumping the poor NFL thread down like that.

Shame on you Pumpy, shame on you.

[Dr. Sak]

Maybe you should set up a meeting to discuss it with everyone in your office...

[JonInMiddleGA]

At least find a sub-forum to post this in.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I think I should just have my own sub-forum here. I know most of you guys wouldn't want to admit it, but if I had my own sub-forum, it'd get the most traffic on FOFC. Oh, yes, it would.

[st.cronin]

Sir Fozzie wouldn't ever visit it. He doesn't do the "sub"-forum thing.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Sir Fozzie wouldn't ever visit it. He doesn't do the "sub"-forum thing.
ICE COLD

[cartman]

WHITE FLAKES COMING OFF A BLACK MAN IS UNNATURAL!!!

[ISiddiqui]

http://www.stuffintheair.com/images/SnowHouse.jpg

PUMPY, STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD!!

[rkmsuf]

bump

[OldGiants]

Is it going up your nose?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Is it going up your nose?
Actually, it is, and I had a massive sneezing fit about 20 minutes ago.

[Izulde]

Winnie Cooper made an awesome 10 second cameo as the snow fairy in that one episode of The Wonder Years.

[gkb]

Here you go Pumpy...

Link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=491927&in_page_id=1965)

Genetic breakthrough could give dandruff the brush-off, claim scientists
By DAVID DERBYSHIRE

They have cracked the genetic code of humans, cats, dogs and chimps. Now, scientists reveal today they have solved the secrets of dandruff.

A team of researchers has decoded the complete DNA of a natural fungus to blame for most cases of the flaky skin condition.

The findings could lead to more effective shampoos, lotions and medicines for a problem affecting more than half the population.

[rkmsuf]

dandruff affects more than half the population? no way.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Here you go Pumpy...

Link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=491927&in_page_id=1965)

Genetic breakthrough could give dandruff the brush-off, claim scientists
By DAVID DERBYSHIRE

They have cracked the genetic code of humans, cats, dogs and chimps. Now, scientists reveal today they have solved the secrets of dandruff.

A team of researchers has decoded the complete DNA of a natural fungus to blame for most cases of the flaky skin condition.

The findings could lead to more effective shampoos, lotions and medicines for a problem affecting more than half the population.
My dandruff isn't quite so bad today, but I am encouraged by these findings.

dandruff affects more than half the population? no way.
Pumpy Tudors affects more than half the population.

[Passacaglia]

At least it's not raining in Pacman Jones's office.

[Chief Rum]

I totally had a Weird Science moment when I saw this thread.

[Cringer]

I want an update on the dandruff Pumpy.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I want an update on the dandruff Pumpy.
If yesterday morning was any indication, my dandruff was spread from western Pennsylvania to central Pennsylvania, and it was frozen solid. Thanks for looking out!

[bbor]

My head is itchy now.