The Question Thread

[rkmsuf]

For anything you always wanted to know.


Q: When you watch Austin Powers on cable, why do they replace the word "horny" with "randy"? I mean horny isn't any worse than say "ass" is it?

[stevew]

Is this city like a great big chicken waiting to be plucked?

[korme]

Great question rkmsuf, I have no answer for you.

[stevew]

You see what happens Larry when you find a stranger in the alps?!?!

[rkmsuf]

Great question rkmsuf, I have no answer for you.

the question thread could be way more entertaining with a few answers thrown in there every so often.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT "FACT THE BOARD" WAS FOR

[MikeVic]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT "FACT THE BOARD" WAS FOR

I'LL FACT YOU!

[Cringer]

Who else just had a turkey sandwich? And was it as tasty as mine?

[path12]

And now we know why Cringer's belly is full.

[rkmsuf]

Who else just had a turkey sandwich? And was it as tasty as mine?

How long is "just"?

[twothree]

Q: Why did Izulde need three words?

[MikeVic]

Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

[Cringer]

And now we know why Cringer's belly is full.

Indeed.
How long is "just"?

I had mine 10 minutes ago. I will allow for a window of 3-4 hours though.

[rkmsuf]

Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

Q: Would Canadians be the only people to anwser their own question?

[Critch]

Can you smell onions?

[rkmsuf]

Can you smell onions?

A: yes

[twothree]

Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

[st.cronin]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[Cringer]

Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

It depends.

[rkmsuf]

Q: Do all nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

A: Of course. Except for when the time and space equilibrium hiccups, causing tearing in the upper lobal crust. Also, during the 80's when Pee Wee's Playhouse was on for unknown reasons the notrivial zeros became 1's causing random long lasting erections throughout the male population of North America.

[rkmsuf]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

A: Burning lust.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

A: Burning lust.

Burning something.

[kurtism]

Renee Montoya

[path12]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Oh God, you probably got the gono-ka-ka-kakas.

[Lorena]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

u need to untie it before you go silly.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Am I the only person here who's written FOFC fan fiction featuring Farrah, Dodgerchick, and Mrs. Draft Dodger?

Seriously, am I the only one?

[MikeVic]

Am I the only person here who's written FOFC fan fiction featuring Farrah, Dodgerchick, and Mrs. Draft Dodger?

Seriously, am I the only one?

Post plz.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Post plz.
Sorry, I sold the rights to SirFozzie.

[Drake]

No, Pumpy. You're not.l

[Pumpy Tudors]

No, Pumpy. You're not.l
Whoops, I forgot to mention that MattJones4Heisman makes a couple of appearances in the fan fiction, too. Soooo, does he show up in yours, too?

[Drake]

No. But you do. In tiger striped pajamas and holding a bottle of claret.

[Pumpy Tudors]

No. But you do. In tiger striped pajamas and holding a bottle of claret.
Hmm. That reminds me of this one time back in fifth grade when I was hiding behind a bench with two girls, one named Nicole and the other with the last name "Hooter." I don't remember the Hooter girl's first name for some reason.

I almost got in trouble the next morning when everyone else in the class told the teacher about it, but I turned on the charm and made her think that they were lying about me. Nicole and the Hooter girl didn't say SHIT.

[MikeVic]

Hmm. That reminds me of this one time back in fifth grade when I was hiding behind a bench with two girls, one named Nicole and the other with the last name "Hooter." I don't remember the Hooter girl's first name for some reason.

I almost got in trouble the next morning when everyone else in the class told the teacher about it, but I turned on the charm and made her think that they were lying about me. Nicole and the Hooter girl didn't say SHIT.

Did they say crap instead?

[MikeVic]

And why were you hiding?

[korme]

Is Scrubs the greatest medical show on TV? Yes.

Also best replay value of all-time

[lighthousekeeper]

Did Pumpy peak in the 5th grade?

[korme]

Why does every turtle puss out when something gets near it and hide like a little bitch?

[MikeVic]

Also best replay value of all-time

I agree. This show has gone up there with Seinfeld, Simpsons, and Futurama as the only shows I have to see what episode it is before changing the channel. And only with Seinfeld or Scrubs do I watch at least a few minutes of the episode before ever changing it away (but that's more for Seinfeld, as I still haven't seen every Scrubs episode a million times).

[Pumpy Tudors]

Did they say crap instead?
No, they actually said, "Can I get your phone number?" Unfortunately, they said it to each other.
And why were you hiding?
I didn't want the teacher to see.
Did Pumpy peak in the 5th grade?
Yes, at least until I meet a certain somebody from FOFC.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Also best replay value of all-time
Disagree. That honor goes to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

[MikeVic]

Disagree. That honor goes to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

Hmm, this show is up there too.

[st.cronin]

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

[korme]

q: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

a: I'ma get get get get you drunk

[Lorena]

Ever feel so pissed off you wanna bang someone's head into the ground?

[Cringer]

Ever feel so pissed off you did bang someone's head into the ground?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Ever feel so pissed off you wanna bang someone's head into the ground?

I'm more of a thrower. I chuck things like scissors and heels. You know, pointy things.

[Desmond]

Ever piss on someone you just banged into the ground?

[Cringer]

I'm more of a thrower. I chuck things like scissors and heels. You know, pointy things.

Nipples?

[st.cronin]

Where have you been?

[Lorena]

Ever piss on someone you just banged into the ground?

That would be a hell of a stream... kinda like a firehose?

[Pumpy Tudors]

That would be a hell of a stream... kinda like a firehose?
My stream died in the 3rd quarter. :(

[BishopMVP]

Where have you been?Where did I go? :confused:

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Does this thread make me look fat?

[Coffee Warlord]

Does this thread make me look fat?

Is there an answer to that?

[StarBuck]

Don't EVER answer that question.

[Ironhead]

What better?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Is there an answer to that?

Yes, the answer is as follows:

No, your fat makes you look fat.

:D

[rkmsuf]

Are you going to eat your fat?

[StarBuck]

How does this bra make my boobs look?

[rkmsuf]

How does this bra make my boobs look?

picz pleese

[StarBuck]

Another question to tread softly for it carries a big stick err..or something like that.

[Ironhead]

How does this bra make my boobs look?

Cleavage-ish?

[rkmsuf]

Another question to tread softly for it carries a big stick err..or something like that.

show me yer tits and I'll show you my stick

[korme]

How many guys has Pumpy Tudors had sex with?

[StarBuck]

They cannot speak because of the pillow in their mouths.

[MikeVic]

They cannot speak because of the pillow in their mouths.

edit: CONFIDENTIAL

[Pumpy Tudors]

edit: CONFIDENTIAL
so how's the weather in your part of town, man

[MikeVic]

Edit that please. No one needs to know!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

What better?

Ok, this question isn't getting the attention it deserves.

Brilliant!

[rkmsuf]

Ok, this question isn't getting the attention it deserves.

Brilliant!

jbmagic is so yesterday.

bounty hunting is the new hotness

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

jbmagic is so yesterday.

bounty hunting is the new hotness

I suddenly feel old. :(

[st.cronin]

How old is Farrah?

[MikeVic]

How young is Farrah?

Fixed.

[Lorena]

Come on, man, you don't have to tell the whole world about everything we do. What's next? You'll tell the story about the pineapple juice?

Get a room you 2!!!!!

[Lorena]

Fixed.

good save :)

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

good save :)

Indeed. Points for MikeVic. :)

[Pumpy Tudors]

Am I the hottest FOFCer? If your answer is not yes, then get terpkristin in here.

[rkmsuf]

Am I the hottest FOFCer? If your answer is not yes, then get terpkristin in here.

you know what would be awesome? a member draft.

[Lorena]

Am I the hottest FOFCer? If your answer is not yes, then get terpkristin in here.

Maybe not THE hottest, but one of them yes.

[MikeVic]

you know what would be awesome? a member draft.

Yeah it would.

[Lorena]

Yeah it would.

Ppl could give away some of their posts for pumpy tudors. how many posts is pumpy worth?

[Lorena]

Although I might consider taking pappa smurf or mike vic in the first round... you heard.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I ain't signin' shit unless y'all put some fuckin' cheese in my contract.

[st.cronin]

who hotter, pumpytudors or Dodger Chick

[Pumpy Tudors]

Listen, let me clear up one thing right now.

I'd fuck Pumpy Tudors.

[path12]

Although I might consider taking pappa smurf or mike vic in the first round... you heard.


:(

[MikeVic]

Listen, let me clear up one thing right now.

I'd fuck Pumpy Tudors.

But would you let Pumpy Tudors fuck you?

[Pumpy Tudors]

But would you let Pumpy Tudors fuck you?
That's personal.

[MikeVic]

Although I might consider taking pappa smurf or mike vic in the first round... you heard.

:cool:

[MikeVic]

That's personal.

Oh la la!

[Ironhead]

Did Pumpy eat his Wheaties this morning? Dude is bringin' da thunder to the boards today.

[st.cronin]

Pumpy ate my wheaties today. :(

[Pumpy Tudors]

Pumpy ate my wheaties today. :(
And I'll do it again if you butter 'em the way you did this morning. ;)

Oh, you're talking about a breakfast cereal. Well, shit.

[Coffee Warlord]

Am I the hottest FOFCer? If your answer is not yes, then get terpkristin in here.

No, my uncle's boob is.

[Pumpy Tudors]

No, my uncle's boob is.
TERPKRISTIN, COME IN HERE AND BREAK THIS FUCKING TIE

[Lorena]

:(

It's called misleading the competition, so I can steal you in the late round.

[MikeVic]

It's called misleading the competition, so I can steal you in the late round.


:(

[path12]

It's called misleading the competition, so I can steal you in the late round.


:D :D :D

[Lorena]

How can I compress 12 hours in an 8 hour workday?

Why do computers decide to lock up when I need them most?

If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter?

[Coffee Warlord]

Am I pretty?

[twothree]

How can I compress 12 hours in an 8 hour workday?Remove 4 hours of breaks from the 8 hour workday.

Why do computers decide to lock up when I need them most?If they locked up when you didn't need them, you wouldn't notice.

If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter?Only if a policeman writes you a fine for littering.

[twothree]

Am I pretty?

If you follow the following 22 steps then yes.

1. Take care of your hair.Get it trimmed regularly (search on-line for colours and styles that best fit your face shape and hair type).

2. Always brush it, but not too much.

3. Try straightening it to the side, or curling it wavy.If you wish to dye your hair, make sure it's one that suits your skin tone--2 shades darker or lighter than the natural color of your hair.

4. Use moisturizer suited to your skin type every day. Use a facial scrub at least once a week.

5. Try going for that fresh summer look by not plastering your face with makeup, but lightly adding it here and there. Makeup is made to enhance your features, not cover them. Apply an eyeliner- eyeliner will add definition to your eyes, Don't wear any shocking colors during the day. Keep natural during the day and play it up during the night. If you have pimples or other face irritation, use an acne formula that won't dry out your skin. Nobody likes scale-like skin!

6. Keep up to date with fashion magazines--but mix whats new with what you've got,add some of your own style to whats hip and hot,after all we don't want to be clones. Pick clothes that flatter your body, but don't go too far. People get the wrong impression if you show too much skin. You can be cute and look conservative at the same time! Try a pair of jeans and a nice sweater,or a skirt,make sure your shoes go with the outfit.

7. Flatter a 'blah' outfit with accessories, but don't over-accessorize! Try a headband or a cute necklace. Remember, less is more.

8. If you want to feel sexy, try something a little different, like a new skirt or new pair of underwear, but don't go overboard. Don't try to wear clothes that don't fit you. If it's too small, or too big, get it tailored or return it. Buy clothing which flatters you, and creates a lean, curvaceous line.

9. Smile! Making the effort to smile every once in a while will make you feel better about yourself, and make others feel positive. You can even practice smiling in the mirror--it'll be a great start to your day and set you off in the right mood. You never know who is appreciating your smile!

10. Stand up straight. This makes you look like you respect yourself, and others will follow your lead. Plus, it has the visual effect of smoothing out any bulges that aren't particularly flattering. Posture is important and can make you look more attractive.

11. Understand the value of inner beauty. There are "pretty" people in this world, and after talking to a few of them, you can begin to think that they aren't so pretty. A bad attitude towards others can make you seem really ugly inside, and make people stop paying attention to who you are on the outside. So remember that all the makeup in the world won't help if you are unhappy and negative towards others. Respect yourself, respect others and you will feel and look great.

12. Feel good about yourself. When you feel good, you look good. Have confidence. People are attracted to and feel comfortable with people who respect themselves. Liking yourself and respecting yourself doesn't mean you are conceited, it just shows others that you are happy about your appearance. A fun, light personality makes everyone comfortable. Be yourself, be warm to others, and feel great. Soon enough, others are bound to notice.

13. If your friends give you positive compliments, don't try to change them into negative ones, accept them and use them to make you feel even better. Expressing a modest "thank you" is much healthier than putting yourself down.

14. Exercise. Everyone loves someone who respects themselves and cares for their body. Looking great doesn't mean makeup and clothes and all that jazz, it means feeling good about yourself and staying healthy. Exercise for an hour or half hour at the least every day, and drink 8 glasses of water daily. The water helps you get a nice glow in your skin and makes your complexion much more clear. If you don't have time to get to the gym one day, try incorporating 40 minutes of brisk walking - this can be as simple as walking around on coffee and lunch breaks for 20 minutes at a time or even walking to work or school instead of driving or taking the bus. Any sports that you find interesting are nice, but if you don't play a sport find an exercise that fits you.

15. Get enough sleep. This will help you to always look your best. Regular sleeping patterns help your body to effectively regenerate and feel great the next day!

16. Body Brush everyday. Body brushing is just when you get a plastic(synthetic) or natural bristle brush and rub it in circular motions all over your body, working from the feet upwards and working towards the heart. It helps tone skin, reduce cellulite and it removes all the dead skin which makes you glow! Its best to do it in the morning, because it wakes you up. Make sure to always do it on dry skin.

17. Maintain good dental hygiene - Brush your teeth after every meal, floss twice daily, use mouth wash, and remember: the more you brush, the better it is. However, don't brush hard - you may think it cleans your teeth better, but it's only damaging them. However, make sure you don't brush until at least 10 minutes after your meal. This can damage your enamel, which will never grow back! If you don't have time to wait, rinse your mouth with water instead. Whiten your teeth. Everyone looks better with whiter teeth, and it's not very expensive if you buy the strips you can apply yourself.

18. Calculate your body mass index (BMI) to know your healthy weight range. Don't become obsessed with an absolute number or compare your weight to that of others.

19. Remove unwanted body hair. Depending on cultural preference, wax, shave, or pluck your leg hairs, bikini line (if you are going to be seen in underwear), armpits, eyebrows, and upper lip.

20. Smile with your eyes. The eyes are the window into one's soul, so if you smile with your eyes, people will immediately be drawn to you.

21. Drink lots of water! Drink 8 glasses a day.

22. Try making hair shiny and vibrant with products that do that.

[Lorena]

Remove 4 hours of breaks from the 8 hour workday.

I do spend more time on the internets than I should.

If they locked up when you didn't need them, you wouldn't notice.

Indeed, good point.

Only if a policeman writes you a fine for littering.

Ahh okay... I'm safe then.

Thanks for answering my questions 23!!!!!!!

[Pumpy Tudors]

YAY! I'M PRETTY!

[Coffee Warlord]

YAY! I'M PRETTY!

I'm prettier! I wax!

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'm prettier! I wax!
pix pls

[Coffee Warlord]

pix pls

http://www.hark.org/images/wax.jpg

[Lorena]

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[Coffee Warlord]

There's a good question. Who in the holy hell ever decided that was a good way to remove body hair?

[Lorena]

Why do people have treats at their desk to trap people into a conversation?