If You're TonY Romo, Who Would You Choose?

[Lorena]

Easy question... who's better?

[MikeVic]

Carrie Underwood seems like a nice person. Jessica has a nice body, but I like Carrie's package as a whole.

[JPhillips]

I like Carrie's package

She's a tranny?

[miami_fan]

What are we choosing them for? Wife material? Just a lay?

[MikeVic]

I assumed as a life companion.. like a wife.

[RendeR]

I'd pour gasoline over myself and light myself on fire before touching either one.

[MikeVic]

I'd pour gasoline over myself and light myself on fire before touching either one.

Danger Will Robinson!

[Lorena]

What are we choosing them for? Wife material? Just a lay?

Eh, whatever you want.. conversation, eye candy, lay, wife.. whatever.

[MikeVic]

Eh, whatever you want.. conversation, eye candy, lay, wife.. whatever.

So you'd prefer Carrie for...

[Lorena]

So you'd prefer Carrie for...

Conversation of coursE!!

[lordscarlet]

Jessica is clearly the more attractive of the two.

[Northwood_DK]

I take both, Thanks

[korme]

Render, fellow Bengals fan, do not shame the city of Cincinnati by pretending you wouldn't piledrive both of those women.

[MikeVic]

Render, fellow Bengals fan, do not shame the city of Cincinnati by pretending you wouldn't piledrive both of those women.

What are you saying about Cincy?

[Pumpy Tudors]

If I'm Tony Romo, I choose Jessica Simpson. If I'm Pumpy Tudors, I choose Dodgerchick.

[DanGarion]

I'd pour gasoline over myself and light myself on fire before touching either one.
I didn't know you liked guys...

[Logan]

I'm the successful QB for one of the most popular teams in America. I just signed a $60 million contract. I don't look like Trent Green.

I can have both at the same time.

[Logan]

BTW, because of the misspelling in the thread title, the first name that came to mind was Tone Loc.

If I'm Tone Loc, I DEFINITELY don't need to decide.

[Antmeister]

If I'm Tony Romo, I choose Jessica Simpson. If I'm Pumpy Tudors, I choose Dodgerchick.

Bounty Hunter and Post Hussie. I guess it makes sense.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Wait, I thought he was gay?

[Antmeister]

Wasn't Romo also messing with Brittney Spears?

[MikeVic]

Bounty Hunter and Post Hussie. I guess it makes sense.

You better take care of the bounty hunter in his sleep. You'll know it's him if you hear Akon.

[Klinglerware]

Wait, I thought he was gay?

Hmm, I thought that the standard operating procedure if you were an athlete in need of a beard was to start dating Playboy playmates?

[larrymcg421]

Write-in vote: Nia Long

[Antmeister]

Wait, I thought he was gay?

I think you misinterpreted him when he told you he liked red heads, you sicko. :D

[Surtt]

I could not deal with anyone as dumb as Jessica Simpson.
No matter what she looked like.

[st.cronin]

I can't believe there's no option for "Terrell Owens."

[Pumpy Tudors]

You better take care of the bounty hunter in his sleep. You'll know it's him if you hear Akon.
This made me laugh hard.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I think you misinterpreted him when he told you he liked red heads, you sicko. :D

He wasn't talking about Ron Howard?

[Mustang]

How about Pre-Idol Carrie Underwood before she got all stick figurey...

[MikeVic]

This made me laugh hard.

:cool:

[Lorena]

This made me hard.

Seriously, you 2 need a room.

[Cringer]

If I am Tony Romo this has nothing to do with marriage. So I already banged one, will tire of banging the other once she wants to talk to me, leaving me with only one course of action. I hop in a truck with Cringer and get the attention of all 100 normal but even hotter chicks Cringer just saw on a 45 minute drive through DFW. I then bang 70 to 80 of them and work it so Cringer gets my pussy grenade shrapnel and bangs the other 20. Tony Romo is a generous guy like that.

[MikeVic]

Seriously, you 2 need a room.

Check the IP addresses.

[Subby]

I don't know either of those women very well so it is hard for me to make a decision about which one a guy I don't know very well would likely prefer for something that hasn't been specified.

PS. RendeR loves the cock.

[DanGarion]

What are you saying about Cincy?

http://www.dangarion.com/gallery/albums/misc/img_5394_causeway_piledriver_north_landing_20070418.jpg

[korme]

I don't know either of those women very well so it is hard for me to make a decision about which one a guy I don't know very well would likely prefer for something that hasn't been specified.



haha!

[Raiders Army]

Neither

[Buccaneer]

I could not deal with anyone as dumb as Jessica Simpson.
No matter what she looked like.

+1

[RendeR]

Render, fellow Bengals fan, do not shame the city of Cincinnati by pretending you wouldn't piledrive both of those women.


I've set foot in the City of Cincinnati 3 times in my life, for the span of a Houston Cincinnati football game on 2 occasions and a Reds Dodgers game on the other.

Tell me again why I care about shame on Cincy? Have you READ the police blotters from there lately?





;)


I swear to god I wouldn't touch either one. Simpson spreads stupidity like an airborn virus and underwood needs to spend les time screwing and more time practicing, she's as talented as a half dead shrew on vacation in the bahamas.

[Buccaneer]

I like how Shorty keeps talking Cincinnati smack. He's never been more than 70 miles from it so that's all he knows. :)

[Schmidty]

Simpson has bigger boobs, so there ya go.

[JeeberD]

Underwood, but like someone else said, the less scrawny version. The hottest I ever saw her was in the M&M's commercial she did right after she won AI.

Of course, if I have a choice of ALL the celebs that Tony's been linked to, I'm probably going with Sophia Bush...

[Dr. Sak]

Simpson has bigger boobs, so there ya go.

You motorboatin son of a bitch...you old sailor you!