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Mizzou B-ball fan
11-30-2007, 10:04 AM
This definitely deserves its own thread. K-State's Bill Walker didn't want to miss the last 1.8 seconds of the game, so he proceeded to piss in a towel near the bench and then run back on the court.

Video of the incident (he's standing in front of the bench).......

http://www.mystupidstuff.info/kustuff/bill%20walker%20pees%20during%20k-state-oregon%20game%20on%20ESPN.wmv

A close up picture of him doing the deed is in this group of photos.........

http://www.kansascity.com/static/media/ksuoregon_112907/
NoMyths
11-30-2007, 10:10 AM
hahahahahaha

Go Wildcats! :)

Also, Michael Beasley is the best thing to happen to K-State basketball since Mitch Richmond.
JPhillips
11-30-2007, 10:12 AM
And the problem is?
spleen1015
11-30-2007, 10:13 AM
I have never in my life had to go to the bathroom while participating in a sporting event.

I assumed it was something biological.
Butter
11-30-2007, 10:15 AM
That's awesome.
Coffee Warlord
11-30-2007, 10:16 AM
That's dedication.
Lathum
11-30-2007, 10:19 AM
odd
Butter
11-30-2007, 10:21 AM
I bet their water boy was fired up to take care of those towels.
Mizzou B-ball fan
11-30-2007, 10:22 AM
The B12 fan base between Beasley's rants against his teammates and Walker pissing in a towel have plenty of ammo for the upcoming season's road games.
wade moore
11-30-2007, 10:35 AM
I don't see how this is a "new low". I'd call this a "new level of dedication" personally. I commend him for being creative. If he had to go THAT badly that it effected him would you, if it was your team, rather him run to the bathroom with 1.8 to go?!

hahahahahaha

Go Wildcats! :)

Also, Michael Beasley is the best thing to happen to K-State basketball since Mitch Richmond.

Too bad Beasly couldn't beat George Mason single-handedly... muahahaha...
Logan
11-30-2007, 10:39 AM
I have never in my life had to go to the bathroom while participating in a sporting event.

I assumed it was something biological.

First thing I thought of as well...he's gotta be a bench warmer, otherwise it makes no sense.
JeeberD
11-30-2007, 10:43 AM
I would have thought using an empty water bottle would have been less messy, but whatever works for him...
Critch
11-30-2007, 10:45 AM
Were there no cheerleaders available?
Eaglesfan27
11-30-2007, 10:46 AM
I would have thought using an empty water bottle would have been less messy, but whatever works for him...

Same here. I don't see this as a sign of being a bad person or hitting a "new low." He had to go, and he didn't want to let his team down - seems like dedication to me.
Mizzou B-ball fan
11-30-2007, 10:54 AM
Same here. I don't see this as a sign of being a bad person or hitting a "new low." He had to go, and he didn't want to let his team down - seems like dedication to me.

In front of the bench? On national TV? Would it have taken too much to go down the tunnel next to the bench and relieve yourself in a bit more private area? He wouldn't have missed any time doing that either.
JeeberD
11-30-2007, 11:03 AM
From what I understand, football players do that sort of stuff ON THE FIELD fairly regularly.

*shrug*
Butter
11-30-2007, 11:11 AM
I heard Quin Snyder OK'd this kind of behavior.
Logan
11-30-2007, 11:22 AM
It's almost like he bought an XBOX360.

WINNER!

I was waiting to hear that he pissed ON somebody.
st.cronin
11-30-2007, 11:27 AM
Were there no cheerleaders available?

Um, how would a cheerleader have helped?
Logan
11-30-2007, 11:30 AM
Some chicks are into that.
Critch
11-30-2007, 11:38 AM
Um, how would a cheerleader have helped?

Put "cheerleader" and "piss" into google image search for some ideas. Probably have to turn safesearch off.
Young Drachma
11-30-2007, 11:54 AM
Um, how would a cheerleader have helped?

This explains a lot.
CamEdwards
11-30-2007, 11:57 AM
I'm surprised he was able to physically do that in front of that many people. I think I'd have a mental block.
rkmsuf
11-30-2007, 12:17 PM
meh, I'll be impressed when he shits his pants
Dr. Sak
11-30-2007, 12:20 PM
meh, I'll be impressed when he shits his pants

You must be a fan of Joe Paterno then...
rkmsuf
11-30-2007, 12:21 PM
You must be a fan of Joe Paterno then...

let's see joe paterno drain a 3 with doodie running down his leg
Swaggs
11-30-2007, 12:45 PM
I remember a few years ago, WVU was playing Marshall in basketball, and one of the Marshall players had the runs and he kept just running off the court, down the tunnels, and (presumably) to the locker room while the clock was still on. He must have gone like six or seven different times.
Critch
11-30-2007, 01:34 PM
I'm surprised he was able to physically do that in front of that many people. I think I'd have a mental block.

That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing.
rkmsuf
11-30-2007, 01:39 PM
That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing.

so at that point the only reason you are there is to cock watch
Butter
11-30-2007, 01:40 PM
For the guy to have peed on the court, he had to be beyond the point of the mental block. He literally couldn't hold it in anymore.

At least I hope that's why. Dear God, let it be why.
Atocep
11-30-2007, 01:40 PM
Moises Alou said it would help his jumper.
Super Ugly
11-30-2007, 01:41 PM
That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing.

Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I've been pissing in cubicles for years as a result.
Critch
11-30-2007, 01:50 PM
Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I've been pissing in cubicles for years as a result.

Standing up or sitting down?

I'm worried by standing up, as people may hear the splashing and think "that guy goes into the cubicle to pee because he has something to hide, he must have a tiny cock".
Super Ugly
11-30-2007, 01:51 PM
Either that or I'm worried they think I've walked into a public lavatory, seen all the guys pissing, then proceeded into the cubicle to masturbate furiously.
JeeberD
11-30-2007, 02:22 PM
I don't understand the mental block thing. I've never had trouble peeing when there were other people on the restroom...
st.cronin
11-30-2007, 02:38 PM
Put "cheerleader" and "piss" into google image search for some ideas. Probably have to turn safesearch off.

The problem, though, was that he only had a few seconds. So, again, how would a cheerleader have helped? It seems like, if anything, that would be a hindrance.
Calis
11-30-2007, 03:53 PM
Hell I'm just excited K-State basketball got a thread on here.

I never expected that to happen.
Izulde
11-30-2007, 04:39 PM
That was a real pisser of a game, no?
TargetPractice6
11-30-2007, 04:41 PM
Would towels really work if you really had to go? Doesn't seem like they would take long to soak through.
heybrad
11-30-2007, 05:24 PM
When I was 8 years old playing Little League I pissed my pants playing SS. I thought I'd get in trouble if I had to stop the game.

When you gotta go... you gotta go.
CamEdwards
11-30-2007, 05:56 PM
I don't understand the mental block thing. I've never had trouble peeing when there were other people on the restroom...

Well, next time you're at the OG, why not go stand in the middle of a bar and try to piss in a towel. Let me know if you have any troubles. :p
Cap Ologist
11-30-2007, 09:30 PM
Well, next time you're at the OG, why not go stand in the middle of a bar and try to piss in a towel. Let me know if you have any troubles. :p


He did that a couple of weeks ago when I was picking up my food to go. Carried on a conversation with another employee and a customer, while smoking too.