Happy Festivus!

[cartman]

The unadorned metal pole has been driven into the ground. Jon, the floor is yours for the "airing of grievances". :D

[Chief Rum]

I have been training for months for the Feats of Strength.

[Marc Vaughan]

Happy replacement of previously popular pagan festival day to you all ;)

Seeing as its generally agreed by Christian scholars that the 'real' Christmas would be in June why haven't christians started celebrating the real date and leave the winter festival to commercialism (and yes I realise that sooner or later the card and present companies would cash in on that too somehow ...).

PS> I'm finding it hard to get into the christmas spirit in 80 degree weather, seems somewhat surreal ...

[heybrad]

Cartman, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.

[Logan]

Cartman, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought.

One of my favorite lines of all time.

Hey Brad!