Do Titty Twisters Cause Breast Cancer?

[Raiders Army]

Hey, do titty twisters cause breast cancer? I don't think so. It's probably a myth your mom told you to stop giving your bro a titty twister. Anyhow, I was in Best Buy and there were a bunch of pink DVD players for breast cancer or something and I was wondering why they didn't sell back in the breast cancer month. Duh. Cause they're pink. Pink doesn't sell, right? Why would I buy a pink DVD player? Because I support breast cancer research? Why wouldn't I just donate money? Is it a status thing? I have my pink fucking car with a pink dvd player and a pink fucking pinky. Do I support breast cancer research or am I just a poser?

I should probably delete this thread.

[CamEdwards]

I'm just waiting for the hairy DVD player to support testicular cancer research.

[sabotai]

I wonder how much of the money people spend on "breast cancer awareness" products actually goes towards breast cancer research.

And there's no way in hell I'd ever buy a pink DVD player.

[Raiders Army]

Using the tankard now.

[Greyroofoo]

Now if they only sold Pink Floyd Cds that donated money to cancer research...

[bhlloy]

I remember in primary school punching some kid in the balls, and then being told by some other kid that would give him cancer. I didn't sleep all weekend because I thought he'd be dead by the time school started again on Monday and I was going to jail for murder. Good times.

[thesloppy]

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[Maple Leafs]

I remember in primary school punching some kid in the balls, and then being told by some other kid that would give him cancer. I didn't sleep all weekend because I thought he'd be dead by the time school started again on Monday and I was going to jail for murder. Good times.
And then you turned on a mid-90s Phillies game and were like "oh shit, that guy at first base looks familiar!"

[Raiders Army]

This is a funny thread.