Poll: Tall and Attractive? [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

Young Drachma

12-31-2007, 03:22 PM

She looks like she had some sort of plastic surgery. She looks too much like her mother to suit me, personally.

jeff061

12-31-2007, 03:22 PM

Heh, I had the same reaction. She does the best with what she's got, but it's not happening.

path12

12-31-2007, 03:23 PM

I'd hit it.

Anthony

12-31-2007, 03:24 PM

she's got a healthy set of choppers. those teeth are HUGE.

Karlifornia

12-31-2007, 03:25 PM

Gentlemen, get your dicks out, because it's STROKIN' TIME!

http://members.aol.com/cegsor/jerry.jpg

DaddyTorgo

12-31-2007, 03:25 PM

saw the same thing. Almost spit my water all over my monitor. definitely not attractive

Joe

12-31-2007, 03:31 PM

I have always found her attractive.

Big Fo

12-31-2007, 03:41 PM

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/chelsea_clinton.jpg

Maybe she has had something done. As to the poll, I'd go with middle of the road.

Logan

12-31-2007, 03:42 PM

I have always found her attractive.

I'm more freaked out that you thought she was attractive when she was twelve than I would be if you were just attracted to any twelve year old.

Oh and I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

Cringer

12-31-2007, 03:47 PM

There are some pictures were she is acceptable, but overall it's a big thumbs down. I just left the house Wednesday though, ask me again in another week and I may be all over her.

Izulde

12-31-2007, 06:53 PM

"All are a part of Nature; when she created men, she was pleased to vary their tastes as she made different their countenances, and we ought no
more be astonished at the diversity she has put in our features than at that she has placed in our affections. The fancy your friend has just mentioned could not be more à la mode; an infinite number of men, and principally those of a certain age, are prodigiously addicted to it."
-Dolmance, Philosophy in the Bedroom

It's not my favorite translation of the speech, but it -is- one of my favorite de Sade quotes and I think it applies here. :D

Joe

12-31-2007, 06:57 PM

I'm more freaked out that you thought she was attractive when she was twelve than I would be if you were just attracted to any twelve year old.

Oh and I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

when she was 12, I was... 12

Mustang

12-31-2007, 07:05 PM

http://members.aol.com/cegsor/jerry.jpg

Separated at Birth

http://instapunk.com/images/howdy-doody.jpg

Noop

12-31-2007, 07:13 PM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_day_after_tomorrow/chelsea_clinton/daypres.jpg

If was drinking then yeah...sober not thanks.

M GO BLUE!!!

12-31-2007, 07:56 PM

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

bhlloy

12-31-2007, 08:24 PM

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

I like your thinking...

She's a classic end-of-nighter. If she's the last one in the club and you've had a few pints, then it's not the end of the world. At least she's not fat. But you would certainly hope to do better.

JeeberD

01-01-2008, 07:33 AM

I've never thought she was as ugly as she's made out to be...

cougarfreak

01-01-2008, 07:43 AM

She is the lone heir of two parents who make millions of dollars per book.

Yes.

Bingo. And you know your could get blowjobs on the side, and say, hey babe, I'm just like your dad.

RendeR

01-01-2008, 08:08 AM

BYU 14

01-01-2008, 11:56 AM

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Bingo. And you know your could get blowjobs on the side, and say, hey babe, I'm just like your dad.

You two are starting to make a lot of sense!

BYU 14

01-01-2008, 11:57 AM

I've never thought she was as ugly as she's made out to be...

Dude your a UTEP fan, do you really know what a thing of beauty is?

JeeberD

01-02-2008, 06:15 AM

Dude your a UTEP fan, do you really know what a thing of beauty is?

Of course I do. I grew up watching Don Haskins basketball, remember?

ISiddiqui

01-02-2008, 07:07 AM

She's attractive in a Minnie Driver sorta way, odd looking, but fuckable. It would depend a lot on her personality too, if she's the fun/intelligent/entertaining type then its all good, if she's a narcisistic bitch, meh, probably not.

Yep... exactly. Minnie Driver is a good comparison too and I'm not all that many would be upset if you called Driver attractive. Chelsea definately looks a LOT better than she did as a teen. I wonder if what people saw when she was in her teens leaves to a prejudging now. Maybe if they didn't see her as an awkward 12, 13, 14 year old, they would look more favorably on her looks now.

BYU 14

01-02-2008, 08:27 AM

Of course I do. I grew up watching Don Haskins basketball, remember?

Touche :cool:

rkmsuf

01-02-2008, 08:32 AM

I'd bang the lesbian right out of her.

duckman

01-02-2008, 09:15 AM

http://www.dennyjuge.com/graphics/horse.jpg

Kodos

01-02-2008, 09:16 AM

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_day_after_tomorrow/chelsea_clinton/daypres.jpg

If was drinking then yeah...sober not thanks.

She does suffer from a bit of John Elway disease, but otherwise she looks pretty nice in this picture.

stevew

01-02-2008, 10:33 AM

She's definitely tall.

damnMikeBrown

01-02-2008, 10:34 AM

That last picture does look pretty good. To echo above sentiments (well, perhaps one of them) personality really counts here.

Noop

01-02-2008, 10:41 AM

http://i12.tinypic.com/54n8e0w.gif

TLK

01-02-2008, 11:05 AM

92% of the folks on this board (including me) would bang her.... no questions asked.

RendeR

01-02-2008, 11:12 AM

http://i12.tinypic.com/54n8e0w.gif

Wtf is this suposed to mean noop? I don't get it at all.

RomaGoth

01-02-2008, 05:07 PM

Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker are the REASON I always carry extra paper bags in my car.

Noop

01-02-2008, 05:12 PM

Wtf is this suposed to mean noop? I don't get it at all.

Means I would pimp her...

Karlifornia

01-02-2008, 05:29 PM

Fuck anybody who says they would dig on it because her parents make big money. You suck. If being a whore is your game, then make your own goddamn money. Don't lean on some ugly ass chica.

Pathetic.

M GO BLUE!!!

01-02-2008, 06:14 PM

Fuck anybody who says they would dig on it because her parents make big money. You suck. If being a whore is your game, then make your own goddamn money. Don't lean on some ugly ass chica.

Pathetic.

You're making me cry...