If you were a smurf...

[Raiders Army]

If you were a smurf, which one would you be and why?

[wade moore]

rk smurf.

[wade moore]

Dola: Because I'd get to say lots of one-liners.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

Which ever one was the only lucky one to 'smurf' Smurfette.

[Schmidty]

rk smurf.

Damn. Too slow.

[Schmidty]

Dola.

I'd probably be Holier-Than-Thou Smurf.

[Noop]

I think all of them were doing Smurfette who was really a Smurf who dressed in drag.

[Mustang]

Masturbation Smurf


I'd pound it until I was white in the face

[Pumpy Tudors]

I'd be Blacky Smurf.

[Fidatelo]

I'd be Smurfy Smurf, the Smurfinest Smurf that ever did Smurf!

[Klinglerware]

I'd be Smurfy Smurf, the Smurfinest Smurf that ever did Smurf!

Smurfing, smurf...

[Mustang]

I'd be Blacky Smurf.

Just don't hatesmurf anyone.

[rkmsuf]

hatefucksmurf

[14ers]

Does this thread have anything to do with the release of Season 1 on DVD?


Who the hell would buy this DVD series?

[MikeVic]

I'd be rk smurf too.

[bulletsponge]

Smurfette. with the only smussy in town i could get any smurf to do what i smurfin want. plus id get smurfed all the time too

[oykib]

I'd be Papa... so I make Smurfette lick my ....

[bulletsponge]

I'd be Papa... so I make Smurfette lick my ....

sorry, i wouldnt be into old smurfs. unless they paid me lots of smurf

[sachmo71]

Black Ops Smurf.

Buh-bye Gargamel.
Sayonara Azreal.

[MikeVic]

Smurfette. with the only smussy in town i could get any smurf to do what i smurfin want. plus id get smurfed all the time too

And you'd have blue tits!

[Mustang]

sorry, i wouldnt be into old smurfs. unless they paid me lots of smurf

How much for a Cleveland Smurfer?

[Pumpy Tudors]

i'm not sure if i'm comfortable with the language in this thread

[Dr. Sak]

I'd be Blacky Smurf.

Don't you mean CanadianSmurf?

[MikeVic]

Would you be more comfortable with German?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Don't you mean CanadianSmurf?

Would you be more comfortable with German?
OK NOW YOU GUYS ARE JUST PICKING ON ME

[Warhammer]

I'd be Pounder smurf.

As an aside, if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

[cuervo72]

Hmm, I half thought this was going to be a thread about that blue guy who was on Oprah.

[Cringer]

Baby Smurf, so I can breast feed off of Smurfette.

[st.cronin]

Whichever one was smurfette's pimp.

[Raiders Army]

Whichever one was smurfette's pimp.

That would be Pimp Smurf. Make sure you advertise on the internet and craigslist.

[SteveMax58]

sorry, i wouldnt be into old smurfs. unless they paid me lots of smurf

So Papa smurf might have...blue balls perhaps?

[MrBug708]

PimpSmurf

[Crim]

Smurfs are teh dumb.

[sterlingice]

You know, FOFC is a lot like the smurfs in the sense that the ratio of guys to girls is roughly 100:1...

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