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albionmoonlight
03-12-2003, 08:42 AM
Why I am getting married to this woman:


Last night, I am home after a long day at work. She offers to give me a back-rub. She then decides that I need to relax some more. Next thing I know, she sets me up in a warm bubble bath with a glass of Johnnie Walker Blue Label in my hand and some Mozart ("Magic Flute") playing in the background. Times are good when she's around.


P.S. Yes, I know that real men don't take bubble baths, but real men do not know what they are missing.
KWhit
03-12-2003, 08:42 AM
And I thought this would be a thread about Jimmy Walker.
Bee
03-12-2003, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by KWhit
And I thought this would be a thread about Jimmy Walker.

Nope, Johnnie Walker.
sachmo71
03-12-2003, 09:10 AM
She's over at the hotel making Johnny Walker Red.
Samdari
03-12-2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by albionmoonlight


P.S. Yes, I know that real men don't take bubble baths

The hell they dont.
Fritz
03-12-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by albionmoonlight
Why I am getting married to this woman:


You think you are getting all that once you get married?

<i>sucker</i>
Easy Mac
03-12-2003, 10:26 AM
I can't believe you didn't hold out for sex. Fuck the bubble bath, I need something else tickling my dick.
albionmoonlight
03-12-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
I can't believe you didn't hold out for sex. Fuck the bubble bath, I need something else tickling my dick.


Just because I choose to leave some details out of the story does not mean that they did not happen. ;)

On second thought . . .

Just because I choose to leave some details out of the story does not mean that they did not happen. :D
bbor
03-12-2003, 11:04 AM
So did you find out yet why she was acting so guilty?

have you checked your credit cards? :)
RawIsDan
03-12-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Fritz
You think you are getting all that once you get married?

<i>sucker</i>

:D
Draft Dodger
03-12-2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by albionmoonlight
P.S. Yes, I know that real men don't take bubble baths, but real men do not know what they are missing.

Everytime we take a trip to the mall, I stock up on

A) tarts for my tart warmer
B) smelly bubble bath

plus, I drink Amaretto
Coffee Warlord
03-12-2003, 12:40 PM
Heh. Little do you know you're just getting the demo version of Wife 1.0. :)
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
03-12-2003, 12:55 PM
Damn,Im missing alot ....well guess its stalking again for me .