View Full Version : It hurts when I pee (The Phalid Memorial Thread)
korme
02-29-2008, 02:40 PM
Bad play Shawon, we are really trying to do something right here
Can't you just reverse an agreeably poor executed decision, Ben?
Tasan
02-29-2008, 02:41 PM
Bad play Shawon, we are really trying to do something right here
Can't you just reverse an agreeably poor executed decision, Ben?
Here here.
Man, I was sweating it for a minute there, went to quote someone for a reply and my quote button was gone. I thought it had been taken away or something, then I realized the thread was closed.
I'm scared, someone hold me.
(Not you Pumpy)
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:43 PM
That shit by Shawon was tasteless.
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 02:43 PM
Bad form Shawon. That was horrible.
But, we got a reason for that banning. How hard is it to get a reason for Phallid's (as to why he's still banned)?
MacroGuru
02-29-2008, 02:44 PM
Shawon took it a touch to far....
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:46 PM
Bad form Shawon. That was horrible.
But, we got a reason for that banning. How hard is it to get a reason for Phallid's (as to why he's still banned)?
From the ashes will rise absolution!
or something.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:46 PM
Shawon took it a touch to far....
Umm... ya.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:46 PM
Hey that last post was 1977, the year I was born! Neat.
korme
02-29-2008, 02:47 PM
When an elephant sits on your fence what time is it
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 02:47 PM
Time to get a new fence bitches!
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 02:47 PM
Bah. Its perfectly clear what happened. Ben was bored, and needed some entertainment.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:49 PM
Bah. Its perfectly clear what happened. Ben was bored, and needed some entertainment.
Will he mind if I bill him for the hours I spent entertaining him then?
korme
02-29-2008, 02:49 PM
WHat do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:50 PM
Nacho Cheese bitches!
wade moore
02-29-2008, 02:51 PM
Bad form Shawon. That was horrible.
But, we got a reason for that banning. How hard is it to get a reason for Phallid's (as to why he's still banned)?
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
mrsimperless
02-29-2008, 02:51 PM
Nacho Cheeeeeeez
mrsimperless
02-29-2008, 02:52 PM
meh
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 02:53 PM
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
I didn't know Shawon was Phalid??
But Shawon was created a few days ago at least. So Phalid gets banned for something we don't know yet. But the Shawon banning is called for.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:53 PM
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
Huh?
korme
02-29-2008, 02:54 PM
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
How positive are you?
And if that IS the case, why couldn't SkyDog just up and fucking say that?
Tasan
02-29-2008, 02:54 PM
Should I throw back to my "It hurts when I pee" thread I started several years ago?
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=17210
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:56 PM
Should I throw back to my "It hurts when I pee" thread I started several years ago?
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=17210
This is as good a place as any.
korme
02-29-2008, 02:57 PM
Should I throw back to my "It hurts when I pee" thread I started several years ago?
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=17210
Dude I have started reading 1/2 of that first paragraph and I'm trying hard as I can not to do a literal LOL
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 02:57 PM
I think this thread shows pretty clear evidence that wade moore is Osama Bin Laden.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 02:57 PM
Shawon was a tool.
See, now that was a great banning!!!! Now reverse the bad one!!!!!
wade moore
02-29-2008, 02:59 PM
How positive are you?
And if that IS the case, why couldn't SkyDog just up and fucking say that?
As I mentioned earlier, I do know the guy (worked with him when I lived in San Antonio) and I can assure you that none of the above are true. To put the duplicate accounts or banned former member theories to rest, his IP should be SBC out of San Antonio.
http://ws.arin.net/whois/
put in his IP and you get SBC
http://www.geobytes.com/IpLocator.htm
put in his IP and you get San Antonio
Shawon Dunston was created 2/27/2008 - the day that Phalid was banned
Dunston imediately makes trolls posts ending in the ridiculous reported post comment.
It's not 100%, but it's pretty clear. We didn't do an IP check on Dunston until this afternoon.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 02:59 PM
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
Wow, if that's true, then good riddance.
HOWEVER
That doesn't make the original banning any better.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:02 PM
Ya it doesn't really validate the first banning at all.
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:03 PM
Dude I have started reading 1/2 of that first paragraph and I'm trying hard as I can not to do a literal LOL
That thread was by far my shining moment here. Make sure you read all my posts in there, its quite a cautionary tale.
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 03:03 PM
My timeline is all messed up. I could've sworn I saw Dunston post before the 28th.
korme
02-29-2008, 03:03 PM
Well maybe the ass-grabbing and doing-nothings prompted the creation of a second account.
Nevertheless, if that first banning wouldn't have happened, no backlash would have came and everybody would have been happy
korme
02-29-2008, 03:04 PM
That thread was by far my shining moment here. Make sure you read all my posts in there, its quite a cautionary tale.
Funny I was like the 7th or 8th reply in that thread, but 4 years ago, didn't remember that at all :)
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 03:04 PM
Come on, as if we won't get a reason yet for why the banning was kept in place for Phalid!
korme
02-29-2008, 03:05 PM
If we get a reason for the original banning, I am not going out tonight. Something weird in the world is bound to happen.
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:05 PM
Damn. And to think I almost bought his naming rights.
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:06 PM
Well maybe the ass-grabbing and doing-nothings prompted the creation of a second account.
Nevertheless, if that first banning wouldn't have happened, no backlash would have came and everybody would have been happy
We have a winner!
First banning never happens, and the following stuff doesn't either. Now, does that really excuse him for what he did? No. Maybe a boxing instead because the admins here have some culpability in this thing?
Yeah I know, and pigs are going to fly out in formation over my house tonight too.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:06 PM
One thing - I wouldn't want a memorial for a racist in my signature, guys.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:06 PM
Was this whole thing really about getting Phalid reinstated? I've just been having a good time riffing on shit. There was never any chance that Phalid was coming back.
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:06 PM
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
This is like on NewsRadio, when Bill was arrested for resisting arrest.
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:07 PM
Funny I was like the 7th or 8th reply in that thread, but 4 years ago, didn't remember that at all :)
I lived it, and don't remember the details much. Pain is sometimes a great memory eraser. That, and pain meds. Lots and lots of pain meds.
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 03:08 PM
One thing - I wouldn't want a memorial for a racist in my signature, guys.
Oops I forgot that was in there. I still don't see why Phalid was kept banned, but if he is indeed Shawon then I don't want a sig memorial.
korme
02-29-2008, 03:08 PM
I had that sig pre-racist remarks, and remember that came from SD and not the likable Phalid.
Hell there is a guy from Fairborn here but he isn't me (I'm reaching, I know)
It's too bad Shawon Dunston had to say that, he really ruined all of the reasoning we had over a few days
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:10 PM
Ya Shawon really *blooped* all over our faces :(
Logan
02-29-2008, 03:10 PM
This placed has turned into FOFCSI.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:11 PM
It's too bad Shawon Dunston had to say that, he really ruined all of the reasoning we had over a few days
Well, he certainly ruined SD's perception of our reasoning I'm sure. I still think our original points were spot on. Too bad the guy ended up being a dildo.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 03:12 PM
One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.
Logan
02-29-2008, 03:12 PM
Any screenwriters here? I think a movie could be made out of these threads.
Cringer
02-29-2008, 03:13 PM
Well, if Phalid comes back under yet another account, I hope the guy lays low a little more then Shawon.
And if south Texas gets banned I will be pissed. SBC covers a hell of a lot more then San Antonio.
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:13 PM
One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.
Quit with your logic and sensibility. That does not belong in this conversation, and SD will hear none of it aparently.
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:13 PM
By the way -- does GSI mean Graduate Student Instructor to anyone else? I couldn't help but imagine lufiaguy as some hippie grad student going on a day of protest to improve the GEO (Graduate Employees Organization) contract, thus cancelling classes (which I hadn't planned on going to anyway).
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:14 PM
Well, if Phalid comes back under yet another account, I hope the guy lays low a little more then Shawon.
And if south Texas gets banned I will be pissed. SBC covers a hell of a lot more then San Antonio.
Agreed. I'm hosed in that case as well, as I'm on that southern end of the old SBC area (now AT&T).
Cringer
02-29-2008, 03:15 PM
One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.
Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.
korme
02-29-2008, 03:15 PM
Where is Pumps Tudo?
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:16 PM
Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.
It's under his name every time he posts.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:16 PM
One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.
Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.
Just saying.
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 03:17 PM
Where is Pumps Tudo?
Who? Me? Sorry, I was outside chasing an accountant around the parking lot.
Cringer
02-29-2008, 03:18 PM
It's under his name every time he posts.
Oh yeah. I forgot. :(
I will turn in my CSI hat and plastic badge.
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:18 PM
Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.
Just saying.
I agree to some extent, but whenever I remember SD's use and defense of the word faggoty, I don't feel inclined to give him much of a pass. Thinking about that, he's pretty much just a guy with a lot of hate of his own. :(
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 03:19 PM
Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 03:20 PM
Which shows Shawon isn't brand new to know SkyDog always calls himself a racist name.
An astute point.
Dr. Sak
02-29-2008, 03:20 PM
Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.
Good thing my ass is covered.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 03:20 PM
Well, I hate to defend SD (right now anyway), but the way he uses the N word is much different than the way that guy did. Dunston/Phalid used the word as an insult based solely on race, whereas, SD uses it in a more light-hearted way.
Just saying.
Quit being such a faggoty faggot.
Dr. Sak
02-29-2008, 03:21 PM
You shouldn't be allowed to say faggoty unless you're gay.
Isn't there an entire Seinfeld episode based on this with the converted Jewish Dentist telling jewish jokes.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 03:21 PM
dola
dang, beat to it
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:22 PM
Quit being such a faggoty faggot.
Yes, Mr. Massengill. :(
MikeVic
02-29-2008, 03:22 PM
Within the next 5 minutes, I'm going to start plowing somebody in this thread.
Where's rkmsuf? He wanted to ploop Noop or something.
Cringer
02-29-2008, 03:23 PM
I have gone by the name JR since I was a kid, and I live in Texas. If I could convince SkyDog I am JR Ewing, maybe I could get him to lighten up some.
Antmeister
02-29-2008, 03:23 PM
Well maybe the ass-grabbing and doing-nothings prompted the creation of a second account.
Nevertheless, if that first banning wouldn't have happened, no backlash would have came and everybody would have been happy
The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:24 PM
How do you ploop someone? What does this entail?
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:25 PM
The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.
Only the E in Eddy Grant would say something like that!
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:25 PM
I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.
I love this bunch, I really do.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:27 PM
He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.
I agree with that, but SD couldn't have known that from the harmless, stupid stuff he originally posted. Yes, he probably would have gotten run eventually, but there's still no way SD should have banned him the first time.
Just my opinion. I'm glad the guy's gone though.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:27 PM
The way I see it .....if this is the response of the person that was banned, then SkyDog's instinct on guy has now been validated. I really see no arguement now. He would have been trouble down the line no matter how you look at it.
I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:28 PM
I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.
I love this bunch, I really do.
Fuck you, Tarzan: King of the Kidney Stones!
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 03:28 PM
I don't feel like plowing anyone anymore. Never mind.
Antmeister
02-29-2008, 03:29 PM
I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.
When do I get my check?! :D
lordscarlet
02-29-2008, 03:29 PM
I think its funny that 1/3 of the boards current vistors are in this thread. Boy, what a shining example for us. Unfair banning, racism, sexism, and general name calling.
I love this bunch, I really do.
Just because people are reading this thread (and the other) it does not mean they support your "cause" of reinstating Phalid.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:30 PM
I think banning on instinct is quite logical. Antmeister has solved the thread.
I don't necessarily think that's what he's saying. I think he's saying that the guy was a jackass, and got what he deserved in the end, so who cares about the original banning.
(Of course, I could just be putting words in Ant's mouth)
JonInMiddleGA
02-29-2008, 03:30 PM
{scratches head}
{wonders if this is even worth popping popcorn for}
Is there a Flere diagram for all of this drama by any chance?
Ksyrup
02-29-2008, 03:31 PM
When do I get my check?! :D
When do we get a song?
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:31 PM
Well, "The Joy of Painting" just came on, and love my Bobby, so I need to go.
(I think I'll go back to my old signature in honor of my hero)
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:31 PM
When do I get my check?! :D
What kind of check? Like a prostate check?
albionmoonlight
02-29-2008, 03:34 PM
1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.
2.) People want him back as a part of our community.
3.) albion's head explodes.
Passacaglia
02-29-2008, 03:35 PM
1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.
2.) People want him back as a part of our community.
3.) albion's head explodes.
I don't think anyone has said they want him back, once that happened.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 03:36 PM
2.) People want him back as a part of our community.
I do not think this is accurate. I think people are content to point out that the guy being banned and the guy banning him are roughly equal in the level of ass-hattery they reach.
Logan
02-29-2008, 03:36 PM
1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.
2.) People want him back as a part of our community.
3.) albion's head explodes.
I think we all just want SD to be a man and say he messed up originally.
Antmeister
02-29-2008, 03:38 PM
I agree with that, but SD couldn't have known that from the harmless, stupid stuff he originally posted. Yes, he probably would have gotten run eventually, but there's still no way SD should have banned him the first time.
Just my opinion. I'm glad the guy's gone though.
Hey, that is why I am glad I am not a mod. He made a judgement call and most likely made a right decision this time around. And if he was wrong, the person would have stated his case instead of possibly reverting to bad form (if that is his dupe account).
I can think of a few people who were left to troll way too long before action was taken and the mods were given grief because of it. Now that there are preventative measures taken, people are griping about that as well.
Either way, I am still entertained by these threads. I just didn't realize some people weren't doing this tongue-in-cheek (and not the ass cheeks).
Antmeister
02-29-2008, 03:40 PM
What kind of check? Like a prostate check?
I'll pass that prostrate check to Izulde. But make sure it is a female that will be romantically involved with him.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:43 PM
I pass that prostrate check to Izulde. But make sure it is a female that will be romantically involved with him.
There are several confusing elements to this paragraph.
Antmeister
02-29-2008, 03:44 PM
I think we all just want SD to be a man and say he messed up originally.
I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:44 PM
I can think of a few people who were left to troll way too long before action was taken and the mods were given grief because of it. Now that there are preventative measures taken, people are griping about that as well.
I guess I just don't see what he did originally that even remotely deserved a banning. *shrug*
Either way, I am still entertained by these threads. I just didn't realize some people weren't doing this tongue-in-cheek (and not the ass cheeks).
Hey, I wouldn't be me if I didn't spazz out about stuff like this!!! :D
JonInMiddleGA
02-29-2008, 03:45 PM
1.) A guy used the N-Bomb in a second account because he did not agree with a mod decision made on his first account.
You mean that thing that was quoted from a PM (or email, or whatever it was)?
korme
02-29-2008, 03:46 PM
I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.
Because when the banning took place he didn't do anything wrong- come on, don't play dumb! Read the first 8 or 9 pges of the original thread for cryin out loud!
And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 03:49 PM
Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up
Somehow, I felt drawn to this thread again...
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:49 PM
I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.
I think it goes like this: if I spot some woman looking at me funny and call her out as a witch, and then we burn her and she WAS a witch, it doesn't mean I had any real reason to know she was a witch. I just got lucky. Getting lucky like that means I'll be more inclined to call out 'witch', because hey, I can spot them before everyone else right? Well, at some point some innocent young virgin's are gonna burn at the stake because I decided I was the ultimate witch hunter. Do you want to burn Sarah Michelle Geller? Do you??
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:50 PM
Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up
I'm gonna sext message you all night long sweet cheeks!
korme
02-29-2008, 03:50 PM
I think it goes like this: if I spot some woman looking at me funny and call her out as a witch, and then we burn her and she WAS a witch, it doesn't mean I had any real reason to know she was a witch. I just got lucky. Getting lucky like that means I'll be more inclined to call out 'witch', because hey, I can spot them before everyone else right? Well, at some point some innocent young virgin's are gonna burn at the stake because I decided I was the ultimate witch hunter. Do you want to burn Sarah Michelle Geller? Do you??
Wonderful
KWhit
02-29-2008, 03:51 PM
Wonderful
Go away so I can sex message you.
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:53 PM
Fuck you, Tarzan: King of the Kidney Stones!
(Stupid comment that didn't detect the sarcasm)
Ya'll have fun now.
Okay sorry, my sarcasm detector broke for a minute there, my bad, nothing to see here. Geez that thing should never stop working around here, it gets me in trouble.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 03:53 PM
I'm confused. How did he mess up if he actually banned a troll from the FOFC forest.
Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.
A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.
Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?
KWhit
02-29-2008, 03:54 PM
Wow okay, I guess I pissed you off somehow. I was just pointing out something mildly amusing and a tiny bit disconcerting, but hey, if you want to drop the F bomb on me and make fun of some pain I had, then fine, be the bigger guy. :rolleyes:
Ya'll have fun now.
Lighten up, Francis.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Wow okay, I guess I pissed you off somehow. I was just pointing out something mildly amusing and a tiny bit disconcerting, but hey, if you want to drop the F bomb on me and make fun of some pain I had, then fine, be the bigger guy. :rolleyes:
Ya'll have fun now.
I think you left your sarcasm detector at the doctor's office.
Tasan
02-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Yeah yeah I know.
Unwadding panties, etc.
KWhit
02-29-2008, 03:57 PM
Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.
A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.
Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?
Or better yet:
You shoot him because he looked like your Uncle Fred who once dated a guy who was friends with Shawon Dunston who called you the letter "N" on a message board in the future.
Would THAT make it right?
Eaglesfan27
02-29-2008, 03:59 PM
Go away so I can sex message you.
Is the pager set to vibrate? Is it near those wonderful sexual nerves?
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 04:00 PM
Is the pager set to vibrate? Is it near those wonderful sexual nerves?
lol noddadropp
Ksyrup
02-29-2008, 04:01 PM
My phone's on vibrate for you
God know what all these pee threads do
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 04:02 PM
I still need clarification on what it means to ploop someone. The answer may impact my plans for the weekend.
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 04:02 PM
Man, I really need to get a life. I'm watching Bob Ross in my underwear, eating pistachios from a styrofoam cup, and arguing on the internet about something completely irrelevant to real life.
I think I'll go take out the garbage or something.
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 04:03 PM
i would like to thank phalid/shawon dunston for the best macchiovellian ban ever
lordscarlet
02-29-2008, 04:03 PM
Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.
A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.
Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?
Or how about: You don't answer the door because he might be a mobster. He then comes back the next day when you're not home and rapes your wife. You then put extra locks on the door.
Ksyrup
02-29-2008, 04:05 PM
. I'm watching Bob Ross in my underwear
What the hell's Bob Ross doing in your underwear?
Antmeister
02-29-2008, 04:05 PM
Because when the banning took place he didn't do anything wrong- come on, don't play dumb! Read the first 8 or 9 pges of the original thread for cryin out loud!
And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up
And that is why I love ya Shorty. You are so damn emotional.
Think of the people who hung around too long and were banned. Look at their posting patterns before the said banning. I basically think SkyDog took a leap before this got out of hand later. Because the poster just seemed to gradually become more risque with each thread. And it would have eventually lead to a thread that would have pissed people off. Or at least that is how I saw it.
Of course he could have totally been wrong about this and this could have been a goof ball like Hell Atlantic, Pumpy, st.cronin or sometimes myself. However this person didn't seem all that interested in discussing other threads.
While I was not in agreement with the Jesse Ewiak banning, I agree with this one and now it has been validated.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 04:05 PM
Or how about: You don't answer the door because he might be a mobster. He then comes back the next day when you're not home and rapes your wife. You then put extra locks on the door.
How about option 3: You warn him that based on his attire you think he may be a mobster and that you will be taking precautions to ensure that you and your family are safe in the event that he is?
Schmidty
02-29-2008, 04:07 PM
What the hell's Bob Ross doing in your underwear?
Read my signature.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 04:07 PM
Or how about: You don't answer the door because he might be a mobster. He then comes back the next day when you're not home and rapes your wife. You then put extra locks on the door.
No, no: He comes back the next day when you're not home and sells your wife an encyclopedia. Now you have to put together new bookshelves.
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
I agree with this...I was wrong, the mods were right.
Pumpy's apparently sext messaging my wife as I type this. I'm not having a good day.
Pumpy Tudors
02-29-2008, 04:09 PM
Pumpy's apparently sext messaging my wife as I type this. I'm not having a good day.
C'mon, man, I'm trying to start up another harem of Vietnamese women. She'd be great.
My 500th post...and it only took a little over 5 years.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 04:11 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this thread needs more lolcats?
C'mon, man, I'm trying to start up another harem of Vietnamese women. She'd be great.
I agree she's a good start. She's a woman. She's Vietnamese. She loves her some Pumpy pics.
Fidatelo
02-29-2008, 04:12 PM
This is all kind of like a mini-version of the decision to go into Iraq back in '01 or '02 or whenever that happened. SkyDork is GWB and Phalid is Iraq. Only this time GWB got lucky and actually found some WMD's, so the entire thing looks like it was the right move.
st.cronin
02-29-2008, 04:14 PM
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Antmeister
02-29-2008, 04:19 PM
Is the pager set to vibrate? Is it near those wonderful sexual nerves?
Sexual nerves....ah good flashback thread. :D
Subby
02-29-2008, 05:02 PM
I wonder what Atocep has to say about all this.
I will sext message him and find out.
Lathum
02-29-2008, 05:08 PM
I wonder what Atocep has to say about all this.
I will sext message him and find out.
I was wondering the same thing.
Minus the sext message part.
Atocep
02-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Honestly, like shit.
I still question the original moderation decision and think that taking the attitude of the right decision was made in the end is a very flawed way of thinking. This forum has done a solid job of policing itself over the years and whether we or Jim like it, this forum is seen by a lot of newcomers as some sort of official forum for Front Office Football. Anything that would make people hesitant to post is bad for both Solecismic and this community.
I see moderation the way it was orginally used here as a way of stepping over the community and asserting control when it wasn't called for. I'd rather see someone be given the freedom to post as any other member here and then have the moderators step in after something happens than see preemptive bannings based on hunches and gut feelings. We joked about what you can do at certain post counts, but we did learn from this that although our joking was to the extreme, there is definitely some truth to it.
With that said, racism is something that is not allowed in my house. I have a 6 year that I make an honest effort to teach that race is not how someone should be judged nor should it be the first thing you see in someone. I do not condone what was was done. I do not support it. I feel used in a way. I've spent the last 3 hours or so debating whether or not I would just quietly be finished here because I'm sickened at how this ended and how I could be perceived in all of this.
TargetPractice6
02-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Guys, guys, chill out. SkyDog knows what's best for us here. If he doesn't think we should be associating with attention whores like phalid shouldn't we trust his judgment? It was obvious he wouldn't fit in here anyway.
Lathum
02-29-2008, 05:32 PM
Guys, guys, chill out. SkyDog knows what's best for us here. If he doesn't think we should be associating with attention whores like phalid shouldn't we trust his judgment? It was obvious he wouldn't fit in here anyway.
well duh.
anyone can tell who won't fit in after their first 11 posts
DanGarion
02-29-2008, 05:40 PM
For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.
Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.
So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.
I haven't read past the first page of this topic, but I haven't seen the evidence that it's the same person.
sterlingice
02-29-2008, 06:01 PM
I haven't read past the first page of this topic, but I haven't seen the evidence that it's the same person.
I have and it seems like people have suddenly jumped to the conclusion with no evidence whatsoever unless I'm completely missing something.
SI
Calis
02-29-2008, 06:03 PM
I have and it seems like people have suddenly jumped to the conclusion with no evidence whatsoever unless I'm completely missing something.
SI
I think Wade Moore explained somewhere that they checked the IP's and it was the same.
Wasn't made clear at first though, which caused the uproar.
sterlingice
02-29-2008, 06:04 PM
One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.
I would like to argue against this statement!
I don't think Shawon Dunston was ever the Cubs leadoff hitter for an appreciable amount of time. Maybe one season.
SI
sterlingice
02-29-2008, 06:06 PM
I think Wade Moore explained somewhere that they checked the IP's and it was the same.
Wasn't made clear at first though, which caused the uproar.
My bad, you're right
http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1672725&postcount=26
SI
RedKingGold
02-29-2008, 06:21 PM
You all have no lives.
Lathum
02-29-2008, 06:25 PM
You all have no lives.
yet here you are
RedKingGold
02-29-2008, 06:34 PM
yet here you are
Giants suck.
Ksyrup
02-29-2008, 06:44 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this thread needs more lolcats?
I'm fresh out of lolcats, but I do have a leftover lolcop:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-11/33863661.jpg
IM IN UR SUBURBZ KILLIN MY WIVEZ
CamEdwards
02-29-2008, 06:54 PM
btw, Ksyrup, nice Rufus Wainwright reference earlier.
Subby
02-29-2008, 07:14 PM
I feel used in a way. I've spent the last 3 hours or so debating whether or not I would just quietly be finished here because I'm sickened at how this ended and how I could be perceived in all of this.
As Ron Burgundy says...you are the balls.
No worries from this corner of planet attentionwhore.
DanGarion
02-29-2008, 07:15 PM
Can we get those linear, nonlinear and mystery charts added to the FOFC Wiki that the people that run this board keep ignoring?
DanGarion
02-29-2008, 07:23 PM
I think Wade Moore explained somewhere that they checked the IP's and it was the same.
Wasn't made clear at first though, which caused the uproar.
Actually all I saw is that the person had the same ISP and that it said the same geographical area, BUT I also know for a fact that you cannot count geographical area data based on IP addresses as fact... at least not in the real world, which I know that FOFC isn't part of.
Sidhe
02-29-2008, 07:24 PM
This is true, we get a guy from MD who shows up as logging in from Portland on a board I administer. That was just because the IP has an error in its coding for the "where from" line. It really is from MD.
Oh yeah, and there's also a guy from WVa that shows up as coming from Texas. I understood the Portland, kind of.. but I didn't understand Texas.
VPI97
02-29-2008, 07:32 PM
Actually all I saw is that the person had the same ISP and that it said the same geographical area, BUT I also know for a fact that you cannot count geographical area data based on IP addresses as fact... at least not in the real world, which I know that FOFC isn't part of.
Like you said, it wasn't the same IP address...just the same ISP. I dunno, maybe Atocep can share with the board if they guy admits to it.
wade moore
02-29-2008, 07:44 PM
Actually all I saw is that the person had the same ISP and that it said the same geographical area, BUT I also know for a fact that you cannot count geographical area data based on IP addresses as fact... at least not in the real world, which I know that FOFC isn't part of.
Like I said, it's not 100% - but all of those factors have me convinced that it's the same guy. And if we wrong I would think someone (Atocep, Phalid, Shawon Dunston) would make an effort to correct us.
digamma
02-29-2008, 07:50 PM
I'm going to be late for dinner. Someone is WRONG on the internet.
Anthony
02-29-2008, 08:14 PM
talk about being behind the times. i didn't read that phallid thread too much cuz i hate people who come here for medical advice rather than going to a hospital. what i found funny about this thread was this:
when i saw the title of this thread, i thought that guy Phallid (who initially reported a urninary problem) wound up having such a serious and devastating malady that he wound up dying shortly after starting his thread. then i read Shorty's 1st post and i thought maybe that Shawon guy had made fun of Phallid dying.
of course i saw the thread was locked and someone(s) got banned and read the whole thing. but still, i thought that was pretty funny how i came to the conclusion that someone died based off the info i was piecing together.
i have no opinion of phallid, shawon or any mod decision.
And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up
sent.
Zelig
03-01-2008, 08:20 AM
My efforts to rectify this fell short, though I still had something to try, I felt I should focus more on myself and back down.
Ironhead
03-01-2008, 08:44 AM
*yawn*
This whole thing happened on Sportsdigs three weeks ago.
Zeilg cracks me up. Glad you're here, Zelig.
Cringer
03-02-2008, 01:55 AM
Zelig is new. I wonder if he is Phalid? ;)
korme
03-02-2008, 06:12 PM
Looks as if my sext message comment was a hit111!!
I'm going to be late for dinner. Someone is WRONG on the internet.
http://esum.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/serious.jpg
MIJB#19
03-03-2008, 07:27 AM
Zelig is new. I wonder if he is Phalid? ;)His signature says he loves baseball.
People in Cuba also love baseball.
Cuba is communist.
Hmmmm.
OMG, Zelig is a communist! Ban him while we still can!
FrogMan
03-03-2008, 08:28 AM
I'm going to be late for dinner. Someone is WRONG on the internet.
from XKCD...
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
heh...
FM
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