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Suburban Rhythm
03-06-2008, 12:42 PM
I find out tomorrow if I am getting laid. I am assuming the worst since from all indications it will not happen. I am wondering since I have not been getting laid for 16 months. And I am wondering if I should be asking about my package, since my company hasn't been putting out. If so, how much can I expect them to put out in two months? I am thinking alot of compant won't put out, unless it's for a management position.


I know...worst parody thread ever.
Warhammer
03-06-2008, 12:56 PM
I think they are going to give you their package and they'll tell you where to shove it.
ThunderingHERD
03-06-2008, 12:59 PM
Some words and expressions sound like other words or expressions. This is an endless source of amusement for me.
stevew
03-06-2008, 01:02 PM
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Neon_Chaos
03-06-2008, 01:03 PM
Damnit! He beat me to it.























I feel empty inside. :(
Brownkeg8
03-06-2008, 02:19 PM
hear most prefer to dish it out in the rear! :eek:
Sidhe
03-06-2008, 03:44 PM
Memo to all service personel at the FOFC Branch:

We are very sorry to inform you that you are all getting laid. We had hoped to be able to avoid this, but the current economic crisis has left us with few choices. The newest members will be the first to be laid, starting as early as tomorrow morning. The activities will continue on up the chain until all employees of this branch have been laid, including the administrators.

We are very sorry it has come to this. We feel there is no other way out of our current predicament, and although we are sure it will be unpleasant for many of you, we hope at least that you will be left with good memories of your time here.

Brownkeg8, and others with a join date in February, please go immediately to the lunch room at 7am sharp tomorrow, and form a single-file line in front of the barrel.

Thank you.