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Ksyrup
03-11-2008, 03:50 PM
I know it's early, but they get the "5 Penises nailed to a board" award for 2008.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/icons/icon14.gif

This is awesome!

hxxp://www.kfc.ca/home/en/wicked_crunch_contest.php

NOTE - this is an ad, so there's no objectionable content, but you might not want to play the music at work!

Crim
03-11-2008, 06:02 PM
And JEJ doing the voice-over, to boot. Nice.

bulletsponge
03-11-2008, 07:29 PM
pbbbt. i have yet to taste a "hot" sandwich made by a fast food joint. there all made for yankees

Crim
03-11-2008, 08:18 PM
dammit, this ain't about a product, it's marketing!

Julio Riddols
03-12-2008, 06:27 AM
Great ad, but where did you find the pic of the 5 penises nailed to boards?

Also, my title for the song would be "Santa Is a Liar". I thought I heard him say that somewhere in there. That asshole (Santa) never once brought me the things he said he would even after I told him a couple weeks before Christmas at the mall. Checking his list twice.. Right.

Neon_Chaos
03-12-2008, 06:49 AM
What.

The.

Hell.

Ksyrup
03-12-2008, 07:00 AM
dammit, this ain't about a product, it's marketing!

This is about taking death metal to the people!

Hahahahahaha!

I believe this is a Canadian KFC ad, though. Not sure how well it would go over in the states.

Ksyrup
03-12-2008, 07:01 AM
Great ad, but where did you find the pic of the 5 penises nailed to boards?

It's the thumbs-up icon:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/icons/icon14.gif

Doesn't really look like that to me, though.

Cringer
03-12-2008, 09:32 AM
I love how when I tried to enter my name for the contest, not the song name but my actual last name, I get told NO PROFANITY.

I had to change my last name to a fake one to enter.

MikeVic
03-12-2008, 09:44 AM
When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.

rkmsuf
03-12-2008, 09:49 AM
When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.

they are trying to keep it simple for you

AZSpeechCoach
03-12-2008, 10:41 AM
What kind of world is this when you can't name a song "Cock Monster From Hell" in a KFC website?

AZSpeechCoach
03-12-2008, 10:43 AM
Dola

Pumpy's Penis Ping didn't work either. But, Ping Pumpy's One-Eyed Monster DID WORK!

MikeVic
03-12-2008, 10:44 AM
they are trying to keep it simple for you

Now if only KFC writes a good hockey sim.

Ksyrup
03-12-2008, 10:54 AM
When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.

They're just breaking you in for the goods later on. There's nothing I hate more than a death metal band without a sense of humor.

http://media.audiojunkies.com/lolmetal-lol-death-metal-rock-funny.jpg

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/lolmetal_08_immortal.jpg

Marc Vaughan
03-12-2008, 05:24 PM
Well I've nominated "Cuddly puppies in love" - I thought it matched the song nicely ;)