Ping: Antmeister

[Vince]

You have a private message over at the GEFL Board that requires your attention, sir.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You also have a private message in my pants. COME AND GET IT!

[MikeVic]

Everyone is welcome in your pants. More like a public message.

[Lorena]

You also have a private message in my pants. COME AND GET IT!


what


the


fuck

[MikeVic]

what


the


fuck

You have competition.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Hurry up, Antmeister. This message will self-destruct soon.

[Toddzilla]

an explosion in Pumpy's pants? Feh. Who hasn't seen that a million times :rolleyes:

[Lorena]

Hurry up, Antmeister. This message will self-destruct soon.

right in your pants

[MikeVic]

I'm outta here. Too risque.

[Vince]

Wow. Not what I expected to see as a response to my Ping.

[MikeVic]

What did you expect? Pong!

[Lorena]

we can't expect a thread to remain on topic when pumpy posts in it.

[MikeVic]

I think he posted all over it.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Antmeister, please hurry. My penis is hard and I want you to come over and grab it before I ejaculate all over myself.

[Ksyrup]

Hurry up, Antmeister. This message will self-destruct soon.

I believe he's already 16 minutes and 40 seconds too late.

[MikeVic]

Antmeister, please hurry. My penis is hard and I want you to come over and grab it before I ejaculate all over myself.

(Psst. Ant's married.)

[Lorena]

i ain't the jealous type

[Pumpy Tudors]

(Psst. Ant's married.)
Did his vows specifically say "I will not grab Pumpy's penis"? I think not.

[Toddzilla]

Antmeister, please hurry. My penis is hard and I want you to come over and grab it before I ejaculate all over myself.
Check, please!

[Antmeister]

WTF?!?!?!

[MikeVic]

What.

[Vince]

This was pretty much fantastic.

Thanks for the prompt response Ant...and you have another one.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You don't have another one from me. I ejaculated a couple of minutes ago, and I am now in the refractory period. At my age, the refractory period lasts for at least a little while, so I will not be ready for you to grab my penis again yet. Besides, it's still a little wet.

So, yeah, hang out with Vince for a while.

[Young Drachma]

Oh gosh.

[korme]

gayest ping ever

[cartman]

You don't have another one from me. I ejaculated a couple of minutes ago, and I am now in the refractory period. At my age, the refractory period lasts for at least a little while, so I will not be ready for you to grab my penis again yet. Besides, it's still a little wet.

So, yeah, hang out with Vince for a while.

Kathy Griffin

[Crim]

Antmeister, please hurry. My penis is hard and I want you to come over and grab it before I ejaculate all over myself.

Pumpy is the master of the subtle entendre. Bravi! Bravi! Bravissimi!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Kathy Griffin
I'm back, baby!

Pumpy is the master of the subtle entendre. Bravi! Bravi! Bravissimi!
Hey there, buddy. Want some?

[Crim]

Already got some. Inna 5th grade, you bastard!!! :mad:


Call me!

[Ksyrup]

Hey Pumpy, next time Vince pings Antmeister, with a little planning, at least your excitement won't be a total loss! Free tickets!!!



From NME.com

Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.

Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.

Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.

The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.

Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via http://www.spermfortickets.com/ (http://www.spermfortickets.com/).

[Pumpy Tudors]

That is AWESOME news!

*shakes dice* Come onnnnnnnn, ping! Daddy needs a new pair of tickets!

Whoops. Those weren't dice I was shaking...

[BYU 14]

That is AWESOME news!

*shakes dice* Come onnnnnnnn, ping! Daddy needs a new pair of tickets!

Whoops. Those weren't dice I was shaking...

Can't wait for pics of you at the Stonehenge Druids festival!!