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Ksyrup
03-14-2008, 10:34 PM
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Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!
Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.
I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
CamEdwards
03-14-2008, 10:38 PM
It'd be hysterical if it turns out he's been in one of those Will.I.Am. videos.
korme
03-14-2008, 10:50 PM
I hope that is a joke
thesloppy
03-14-2008, 10:55 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=dmx+crack
Just sayin'
Toddzilla
03-14-2008, 10:55 PM
I don't watch C-SPAN to hear congressmen bust phat rhymes.
I don't listen to DMX to learn about politics.
ThunderingHERD
03-14-2008, 10:57 PM
This interview is hilarious.
How do you feel about the digital—like, everything going through the Internet as far as…
I don’t even think about it. I don’t even think about it.
...
Do you think it’s a good thing that Southern music is pretty much dominating the game? There’s no cats from New York, you know. It seems like there hasn’t been in awhile. What do you think about that?
What do I think about Southern music?
Yeah.
I really don’t think about it.
...
There was a video on the Internet recently, I don’t know if you saw it, like with you in the studio.
Nah, didn’t see it.
It was like you in the studio and I guess some other producer and you were recording some songs and you were talking about some random stuff. Do you remember that?
Yeah, I think so.
People were really concerned about you or whatever.
That was a while ago. I didn’t see it.
Do you remember when you were in the studio?
Vaguely. I’d just flown in or something. I know I was tired as a muthafucka.
Tired from recording?
I just flew in. I just flew in.
Do you worry about people getting the wrong perception of you?
No, I really don’t. People could say what they want. I don’t really care. I don’t give a fuck.
...
Is there anybody that you’re excited about? Are there any new rappers that you’re excited about?
No. No.
What was the last time you got excited about a new rapper? When was the last time that you really liked somebody that was coming out?
I don’t recall being excited about a new rapper ever.
Is it that bad?
No it’s not that bad. I just don’t, I’m real picky about what I fuck with.
Right, you don’t really listen to other people?
Nah, not really.
Young Drachma
03-14-2008, 10:57 PM
I was just gonna say. The interview is hilarious. He doesn't think about much of anything. Not that I'm particularly surprised by that, I mean..it's DMX. But still.
Ksyrup
03-14-2008, 10:59 PM
Seriously, what in the hell do you think a day in this guy's life is like?
Young Drachma
03-14-2008, 11:00 PM
Seriously, what in the hell do you think a day in this guy's life is like?
Crack is a hell of a drug.
thesloppy
03-14-2008, 11:02 PM
Seriously, what in the hell do you think a day in this guy's life is like?
Looking for stray crack rocks and fighting dogs. And walks on the beach.
ThunderingHERD
03-14-2008, 11:03 PM
Seriously, what in the hell do you think a day in this guy's life is like?
I don't even think about it. I don't think about it.
thesloppy
03-14-2008, 11:10 PM
5 minutes of bored googling yielded me this treasure.
http://www.ignoremagazine.com/images/features/vicecity/DMX.jpg
Time well spent.
BishopMVP
03-14-2008, 11:11 PM
He had a reality show on BET I think. Wasn't nearly as hood as the ODB one where he cashed his welfare check on MTV after Wu-Tang blew up.
I don't even think about it. I don't think about it.
nicely done.
korme
03-14-2008, 11:13 PM
That's too bad, I used to like him in the 90's, when he was just angry and not on drugs.
stevew
03-15-2008, 01:23 AM
the first album fucking rocked, after that, not too big on DMX
Fuck him. I saw him at a corner store and he couldn't pay for a fucking honey bun.
Ksyrup
03-15-2008, 10:02 AM
I don't even think about it. I don't think about it.
Winner!
Ksyrup
03-15-2008, 10:03 AM
5 minutes of bored googling yielded me this treasure.
http://www.ignoremagazine.com/images/features/vicecity/DMX.jpg
Time well spent.
PUMPY?!
Cringer
03-15-2008, 01:21 PM
PUMPY?!
He kind of does look like Pumpy. He's a black man and............uh....yup, looks like Pumpy.
korme
03-15-2008, 01:24 PM
I like how the artist decided to write DMX in ever-so-fitting pink.
Cringer
03-15-2008, 01:26 PM
Real men wear pink.
Gay men and Pumpy wear pink.
Fixed.
Maple Leafs
03-15-2008, 02:57 PM
In his defense, Hillary Clinton spokespeople have been saying the same thing off the record for weeks.
thesloppy
03-15-2008, 03:13 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e291/thesloppy/dmx.jpg
Cringer
03-15-2008, 07:57 PM
In his defense, Hillary Clinton spokespeople have been saying the same thing off the record for weeks.
Seriously? The Clinton people have been putting out there that gay men and Pumpy wear pink? That is super cool. I didn't even know Pumpy was a threat to Hillary's campaign.
Ksyrup
03-16-2008, 08:45 AM
He kind of does look like Pumpy. He's a black man and............uh....yup, looks like Pumpy.
I was referring to the stencil drawing, and how it looks like the one of Pumpy Ewing. Thanks for playing.
Maple Leafs
03-16-2008, 10:50 AM
Seriously? The Clinton people have been putting out there that gay men and Pumpy wear pink? That is super cool. I didn't even know Pumpy was a threat to Hillary's campaign.
If they have polling data that shows it will get them a vote, they'll say it.
M GO BLUE!!!
03-16-2008, 06:11 PM
Rapper?
5 minutes of bored googling yielded me this treasure.
http://www.ignoremagazine.com/images/features/vicecity/DMX.jpg
Time well spent.
He kind of does look like Pumpy. He's a black man and............uh....yup, looks like Pumpy.
Here's what I can't figure out: how is this a pic of a black man? I mean, the outline and the details are black, sure, but the rest of him is snow white. It might be Vin Diesel.
I like how the "artist" decided to write DMX in ever-so-fitting pink.
fixed.
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