I am so unlucky to download any paper

[dxtrfn1980]

I am the unluckiest person trying to download the paper to PDF for offline viewing. I tried all month to download the paper for offline viewing and cannot get it at all. I tried over 80 papers around the country and cannot download even one to PDF for offline viewing. My friends can get it and I cannot get it at all. The newspaper in my area sells out everyday, the other papers require you buy them before viewing. Am I cursed?

[JPhillips]

WTF?

[Lathum]

JB is that you?

[SteveMax58]

My friends can get it and I cannot get it at all.

Have you asked any of these friends to play wingman for you?

[Oilers9911]

Wow, what a first post. No intro, just straight into the pdf newspaper rant.

[mckerney]

lolwut?

[B & B]

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[Logan]

lolwut?

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g19/boozey_2006/lolwut.jpg

[Noop]

I think he is posting on the wrong board.

[Lathum]

If one PDF Download no works try two. If two don't work try 4. If 4 don't work try 8. Eventualy you get download.

[Cringer]

Anyone else look at the name and think he is a DeToxRox fan? I mean if you are going to be a big fan of DeTox then something is not right with you from the start......

[Zelig]

Not quite a "it hurts when I pee" start, but I like your potential.

[ThunderingHERD]

Maybe it's short for dextromethorphan fan. That might explain it.

[thesloppy]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e291/thesloppy/dmxpdf.jpg

[DaddyTorgo]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e291/thesloppy/dmxpdf.jpg

oh shit. Is DMX gonna show up everywhere now?

[digamma]

Dude, you are definitely cursed.

[MikeVic]

Do you have Abobe Reader installed?

[korme]

Look at MikeVic tryin to be all constructive

[korme]

In other news, Nice Guy Eddie is the latest member to register to the forum. Great name, I hope he's a wiseass.

[MikeVic]

Do you have the internet turned on?

[Crim]

If posting "I am the unluckiest person trying to download the paper to PDF for offline viewing. I tried all month to download the paper for offline viewing and cannot get it at all. I tried over 80 papers around the country and cannot download even one to PDF for offline viewing. My friends can get it and I cannot get it at all. The newspaper in my area sells out everyday, the other papers require you buy them before viewing. Am I cursed?" is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Welcome to Hollywood, dxtrfn1980.

[Shkspr]

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who can't be bothered to put vowels in their usernames.

[mckerney]

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who can't be bothered to put vowels in their usernames.

Is that a shot at DMX?

[Crim]

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who can't be bothered to put vowels in their usernames.

Ping: B & B

[Julio Riddols]

This could be a classic if we can get some back and forth with this 27 year old 'Dexter' fan. Where'd he/she go?

[WheelsVT]

Perhaps these examples of people having trouble opening things will give you some ideas:

<embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2853110&"> </embed> <a href="http://www.spike.com/video/2853110">Funny Comercial - Can't Open the Bra without a Password...</a>

And one of Britney unable to open car doors...
http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/649

[WheelsVT]

and a few more...

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wm0Qnlt8T-0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wm0Qnlt8T-0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

<embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2831770&"> </embed> <a href="http://www.spike.com/video/2831770">Beer Opening Tricks</a>

[WheelsVT]

double-dola

http://realitymarkets.com/trader/355/dxtrfn1980

Perhaps dxtrfn1980 (Dexter fan 1980?) can use some of his $2mil portfolio to enlist the help a local computer guru?

[rkmsuf]

double-dola

http://realitymarkets.com/trader/355/dxtrfn1980

Perhaps dxtrfn1980 (Dexter fan 1980?) can use some of his $2mil portfolio to enlist the help a local computer guru?

does he have any youtube videos?

[Pumpy Tudors]

So did he get his PDF files open or what? I'm sitting here crying in anticipation.

[MikeVic]

I also need resolution. Someone PM him.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Yes, someone PM him in whatever moon language he speaks.

[MikeVic]

He speaks in Uranus.

[Passacaglia]

Save as.

[DeToxRox]

He is not my minion, but thanks for thinking of me Cringer.

[dxtrfn1980]

I tried everything and still does not work. Tried save as and the file is damaged. My luck is bad. I guess I will have to call the paper to give me a free copy of the paper.

[DaddyTorgo]

why did nobody ask "what paper is this" ??

[molson]

why did nobody ask "what paper is this" ??

I'm actually kind of curious what kind of paper is "sold out every day" to the extent that he just can't get it.

[CU Tiger]

uhhh wow...
He replied...

[DaddyTorgo]

I'm actually kind of curious what kind of paper is "sold out every day" to the extent that he just can't get it.

p0rn?

[molson]

p0rn?

See, I'd prefer to believe that he's a Iraqi citizen who's utilizing his new freedoms to explore the internet, and newspapers from around the world. He has a limited grasp of English and is not savvy in a technical sense.

It's probably just porn though.