M GO BLUE!!!
03-23-2008, 03:24 AM
Interesting observations made at a bar while drinking club soda (on medication that "strongly recommends avoiding alcohol.")
1. Most people really can't dance.
2. People do really stupid shit when drunk.
3. The funniest people are the ones falling asleep, but too loaded to know it.
4. The women hanging out in bars seem to be either too young, or look like they have been around the bar a long time.
5. Extremely intoxicated women should not attempt to go down steep staircases backwards when too frightened to walk the steps properly.
1. Most people really can't dance.
2. People do really stupid shit when drunk.
3. The funniest people are the ones falling asleep, but too loaded to know it.
4. The women hanging out in bars seem to be either too young, or look like they have been around the bar a long time.
5. Extremely intoxicated women should not attempt to go down steep staircases backwards when too frightened to walk the steps properly.