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Tarkus
03-14-2003, 01:37 PM
Kate filed for a divorce!!! Oh my g-d, she will leave me. What a f#*@$&# bad day! Guess it's time to have some cold ones in the next bar ...

Tarkus
cuervo72
03-14-2003, 01:46 PM
Damn!.....reasons?
GrantDawg
03-14-2003, 01:47 PM
Are you kidding? Man, that is messed up. If there is any way I can help you out, let me know. I'll be praying for you.
Tarkus
03-14-2003, 01:49 PM
Okay, thanks for the thoughts but I think I better set this straight fast. I thought someone would quickly recongnize the dialogue form OOTP5. It's my pregnant OOTP5 wife that left me, not my real life wife. Sorry, if this was in bad taste. I thought for sure someone would recognize the statements. :)

Tarkus
Marmel
03-14-2003, 01:49 PM
At the risk of sounding super-insensative....that sounds like the line from OOTP5 in managerial mode.

*crossing fingers*
Marmel
03-14-2003, 01:50 PM
dola.....


Aha! I was right!
Hammer755
03-14-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Tarkus
Okay, thanks for the thoughts but I think I better set this straight fast. I thought someone would quickly recongnize the dialogue form OOTP5. It's my pregnant OOTP5 wife that left me, not my real life wife. Sorry, if this was in bad taste. I thought for sure someone would recognize the statements. :)

Tarkus

I was getting ready to ask if you were referring to OOTP, but figured it would be very insensitive if you were not.
Tarkus
03-14-2003, 01:53 PM
Now what I haven't found out yet is if the kid will be attributed to me or the bastard she was probably sleeping with! :D

Tarkus
Fritz
03-14-2003, 01:54 PM
crap, I was just about to ask for her number
Hammer755
03-14-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Tarkus
Now what I haven't found out yet is if the kid will be attributed to me or the bastard she was probably sleeping with! :D

Tarkus

The baby's name will probably give you a clue: Marmel, Jr.
Qwikshot
03-14-2003, 01:55 PM
Whew!!
Fritz
03-14-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Hammer755
The baby's name will probably give you a clue: Marmel, Jr.

the "Mel" part of that would be interesting indeed.
cuervo72
03-14-2003, 02:00 PM
Well, that's what I get for trying to be sympathetic....now where's that post about reconsidering posts and not posting them....I should start doing that more.
moriarty
03-14-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Tarkus
Now what I haven't found out yet is if the kid will be attributed to me or the bastard she was probably sleeping with! :D

Tarkus

If the kid's a lefty, claim him. He could be your hot new pitching prospect in 2021.
GrantDawg
03-14-2003, 02:03 PM
Nothing like looking foolish. I should know better.
NoMyths
03-14-2003, 02:42 PM
Just thank God you didn't pray for him...He probably would have smote you with something hot.
JeeberD
03-14-2003, 02:46 PM
Dude, you had me scared there for a second. Glad you were joking...
Subby
03-14-2003, 02:49 PM
This is such a cool feature of OOTP5.
RoastDuck
03-14-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Tarkus
Okay, thanks for the thoughts but I think I better set this straight fast. I thought someone would quickly recongnize the dialogue form OOTP5. It's my pregnant OOTP5 wife that left me, not my real life wife. Sorry, if this was in bad taste. I thought for sure someone would recognize the statements. :)

Tarkus Your pegnant OOTP5 wife is ugly
Maple Leafs
03-14-2003, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Hammer755
I was getting ready to ask if you were referring to OOTP, but figured it would be very insensitive if you were not. That would have been terrible. And yet, a very entertaining threadjack.

Tarkus: My pregant wife left me!
Hammer: Do you mean in OOTP5?
Tarkus: No! In real life!
Hammer: Oh, OK, because it sounded like OOTP5.
Shorty: Speaking of OOTP5, anyone had their kids make the big leagues yet?
Ksyrup: Yes, but then he disappeared after his third season. Is this a bug?
Tarkus: Um... guys?
Joe Stallings: Ksyrup, it's a known issue, see the tech support forum.
Ksyrup: OK, thanks!
Tarkus: I'm really depressed here...
SirFozzie: Don't forget to join my new league!
HornsManiac: Are the Braves taken?
Tarkus: Guys... I.... I think I'm going to end it.
SkyDog: Buy my new CD!
Tarkus: (bang)
... awkward silence ...
SirFozzie: Braves are still available. Sign up now!
moriarty
03-14-2003, 03:15 PM
Classic
Neuqua
03-14-2003, 03:33 PM
Beautiful.
Barkeep49
03-14-2003, 03:35 PM
Great post Maple
JeeberD
03-14-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Neuqua
Beautiful.

I thought she was ugly? :confused:
cincyreds
03-14-2003, 03:43 PM
foolish heart....
Anrhydeddu
03-14-2003, 03:45 PM
Pure classic, Maple Leafs. You hit it exactly right.
Senator
03-14-2003, 03:46 PM
Maple - you are truly the king of kings.
tucker342
03-14-2003, 03:51 PM
Maple - That was really funny:):):):):)
TroyF
03-14-2003, 03:55 PM
Maple,

Very nice. :)

TroyF
Tarkus
03-14-2003, 03:56 PM
Maple Leafs, that was really great. :D :eek:

Tarkus
AgPete
03-14-2003, 03:58 PM
You know someone will have created the ultimate sports sims when they start confessing their sim dilemmas with their shrink. "I don't know why she left me doc..." "He was everything doc. Top rated, fast, number one in college, I don't know how he ended up a bust..."

:D
Tarkus
03-14-2003, 03:59 PM
dola

I have no idea what's happened to the kid. More than a year has passed and no word. Someone better tell Markus my wife is a divorce attorney and if that kid doesn't show up soon I'm coming after his ass! :mad:

Tarkus
sachmo71
03-14-2003, 04:14 PM
Maybe you should change the title of the thread? I'm glad everything is ok in IRL, but DAMN!
Ksyrup
03-14-2003, 04:24 PM
Good stuff! BTW, I understand that there is a "bug" of sorts in that when you get divorced before the baby is born, the kid never shows up in the game.

Just staying true to my character. :D
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
03-14-2003, 04:29 PM
Sorry about what happened .
Raven
03-14-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Hammer755
The baby's name will probably give you a clue: Marmel, Jr.


LOL!
Hammer755
03-14-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Good stuff! BTW, I understand that there is a "bug" of sorts in that when you get divorced before the baby is born, the kid never shows up in the game.

Just staying true to my character. :D

Fanboy. :rolleyes:

;)
MikeVic
03-14-2003, 05:19 PM
Umm............ there's marriages in OOTP5??
INDalltheway
03-14-2003, 05:39 PM
Yes, in manager mode.
korme
03-14-2003, 05:49 PM
My wife of 6 years has pooped out 5 children (2 boys, 3 girls). The woman musta been maxed out, because she didn't even give me the chance to desire a 6th child (button disappeared). So I divorced her ass. Married someone else a year and a half later, and the button is still gone!

Now that I know you can only have 5 children, I am sad about my divorce. :( Shucks.
Jets80
03-14-2003, 06:00 PM
I would bet the kid belongs to the other guy. If I was Tarkus I would get a lawer and sue the other guys ass off under the alienation of affection law.