You make the call!: Boy Bands

[Kodos]

A man comes up to you an informs you that you must listen to one boy band for an hour each day for the rest of your life, or else he will blow up the planet. He looks like he's serious -- and more than capable of doing it. WHAT BOY BAND DO YOU CHOOSE? :eek:

[Lorena]

Thanks to global warming, the planet is doomed anyway.. I chose none.

[rkmsuf]

Menudo

[MrBug708]

I've sat through a backstreet boy concert before. Wasn't that bad actually

Do I lose my man card?

[MikeVic]

That's tough. I'd say it's between N'Sync and Backstreet Boys, but which one?

[Lorena]

Menudo

1980's menudo with ricky martin was the bomb.

[Dr. Sak]

NKOTB

[Kodos]

Which one sings that "Bye Bye" song? I think I'd choose them.

[MikeVic]

Which one sings that "Bye Bye" song? I think I'd choose them.

N'Sync. I also like their song "Pop" or whatever it's called... so I think I'd choose them too.

[Kodos]

Also, as part of the deal, they are performing live for you each day. They age just like us.

[gottimd]

Tay Zonday.

[korme]

I pick 98 Degrees, because I'd convince Nick Lachey not to perform and just watch Reds games with me all day

[Cork]

The planet would be doomed. No "boy band" music for me under any circumstances.

-Cork

[Ksyrup]

Death Angel, circa 1986. All of the band members were between 12 and 17.

[Kodos]

Did they do choreographed dance numbers while they performed? If not, they don't count.

[Dr. Sak]

I pick 98 Degrees, because I'd convince Nick Lachey not to perform and just watch Reds games with me all day

I knew I liked you for some reason.

[MikeVic]

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Why don't you jump into his bed then?

[cartman]

Early Beatles

[Kodos]

Please see the choreographed dance qualification above.

[Dr. Sak]

Why don't you jump into his bed then?

Didn't you forget to flush the toilet or something?

[Pumpy Tudors]

NKOTB

[cartman]

Please see the choreographed dance qualification above.

There's no choreographed dance qualification, only that they will perform live each day.

[MikeVic]

Didn't you forget to flush the toilet or something?

I flush every time!

[Kodos]

Did they do choreographed dance numbers while they performed? If not, they don't count.

There's no choreographed dance qualification, only that they will perform live each day.


Sorry. We reserve the right to amend the rules as needed to assure no loopholes are found.

As penalty, you must shoot your favorite musical artist in the head.

[Ksyrup]

I consider moshing to be a choreographed circular dance.

Death Angel is still my answer.

[Kodos]

You must now shoot the singer in the head. Sanjaya will be taking over for him.

[Izulde]

It's a touch choice between Backstreet Boys and 98 Degrees. 98 Degrees has better singles, but BSB has a much better body of work.

[cartman]

The Beatles had some choregraphed moves in Help! and Hard Day's Night, so they are still available.

[Draft Dodger]

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Ping: NAMBLA

[Ksyrup]

You must now shoot the singer in the head. Sanjaya will be taking over for him.

If he "sings" like he did on You Really Got Me, I could probably live with that. The beauty is that metal isn't all about the vocals, as it is with so many other types of music. I could easily ignore him and still enjoy the music.

[rkmsuf]

The Beatles had some choregraphed moves in Help! and Hard Day's Night, so they are still available.

farging cheater. the spirit of this effeminate question is to make you look like a woman by picking a contemporary powderpuff ensemble.

[Kodos]

Listen to the man. He speaks reason. The whole point is that you have to choose the least objectionable group out of an assortment of bad choices.

[Ksyrup]

But the whole fun in responding is to find a way to make a choice that fits the technical rules but isn't really objectionable to you at all.

[Abe Sargent]

Boyz II Men

[MJ4H]

Does the Vienna Boys Choir count?

[Karlifornia]

Which one sings that "Bye Bye" song? I think I'd choose them.

Anyone smell that? Is it a gas leak? No..no..wait...I think it's..yep...feigned ignorance!

[sabotai]

The Temptations. (They do fit all the criteria. 40-50 years ago, but they still fit the criteria. :) )

[Suburban Rhythm]

Does El Debarge qualify as a boy bad?

[Passacaglia]

How about The Monkees? They're more like a boy band, based on the way they were formed.

[Ksyrup]

Does the Jackson 5 count as a boy band, or are they disqualified because of Michael?

[Ksyrup]

I mean Janet.

[thesloppy]

Another Bad Creation. And I'd just make them sing the phrase "We played NintendooooooOOOOoo" over and over again.

[rkmsuf]

BBD on the hype tip.

[Kodos]

Anyone smell that? Is it a gas leak? No..no..wait...I think it's..yep...feigned ignorance!


Oh no. It's on my iPod. I confess. I just didn't know which band it was. I also have one Backstreet Boys song apparently.

[rjolley]

New Edition. Best of the newer (<25 years) boy bands.

The Beatles are a good choice, only because they have enough music that you wouldn't go crazy hearing the same songs over and over again for awhile.

[cartman]

N.W.A.

[Izulde]

Another Bad Creation. And I'd just make them sing the phrase "We played NintendooooooOOOOoo" over and over again.

I was just watching the Iesha MV video again last night.

[thesloppy]

I was just watching the Iesha MV video again last night.

How'd you like to fancy yourself a serious musician, get yourself a gig as a background singer, then one day you show up at the studio and someone hands you a lyrics sheet reading:

...playgrooooOOuunnd....
...mooOOOOoonkey baaaars....
...NintendoooooOOOoooooo...
...CheerioooooOOOoos....

[Groundhog]

Good Charlotte.

[Schmidty]

I've sat through a backstreet boy concert before. Wasn't that bad actually

Do I lose my man card?

That's because you look like you're in a boy band. You'd be a popular man in prison.

[Schmidty]

Oh, and I'd choose NKONTB because I had my first orgasm looking at Jordan's giant hair on a poster in my sister's room.

Hairspray gets me hot.

[Ksyrup]

There are so many potential things wrong with that statement, I don't know where to begin.

[Marc Vaughan]

A man comes up to you an informs you that you must listen to one boy band for an hour each day for the rest of your life, or else he will blow up the planet. He looks like he's serious -- and more than capable of doing it. WHAT BOY BAND DO YOU CHOOSE? :eek:

Westlife, really quite liked them strangely enough :D

[Ksyrup]

Actually, Marc just reminded me to think globally, so I could very easily deal with McFly.

[Kodos]

I'm proud to say that I don't know who either of those two is. :)

[chesapeake]

Did they do choreographed dance numbers while they performed? If not, they don't count.

Four Tops. The Temptations are tough to pass up, but the Four Tops probably fit the category a little better, as the actual group formed when they were in high school.

[Kodos]

I think I'd choose One Direction now. I blame the kids.