View Full Version : Can you top this intRAoffice email attachment?
Mustang
05-06-2008, 11:48 AM
Our Administrative Assistant's grandmother unfortunately passed away and everyone chipped in and purchased flowers and a card (normal stuff)
So, the next day the entire office (some 100+ people) get a thank you letter and an email attachment which was a picture OF HER DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN THE COFFIN.
What.. the.. fuck...
MikeVic
05-06-2008, 11:48 AM
Wow!
Lathum
05-06-2008, 11:51 AM
nice
Lathum
05-06-2008, 11:51 AM
was she hot?
MikeVic
05-06-2008, 11:52 AM
You know, I almost posted the exact same question.
Lorena
05-06-2008, 11:53 AM
sickos
picsplskthx
Mustang
05-06-2008, 11:54 AM
was she hot?
You don't realize how hard I'm trying to not laugh out loud at my desk. :D
Suburban Rhythm
05-06-2008, 11:54 AM
You don't realize how hard I'm trying to not laugh out load at my desk. :D
Is that a cross of laugh out loud and blow your load?
Mustang
05-06-2008, 11:56 AM
Is that a cross of laugh out loud and blow your load?
Ahh.. just keeps getting better with my bad typing.
(In case anyone remembers me talking about the secretary that posed for TSR, this was the same person that sent out the pics)
Wolfpack
05-06-2008, 12:02 PM
was she hot?
(In case anyone remembers me talking about the secretary that posed for TSR, this was the same person that sent out the pics)
So that's a yes, then?
Mustang
05-06-2008, 12:04 PM
So that's a yes, then?
The AA posed for TSR.. not the grandmother.
Well, at least not that I know of...
MikeVic
05-06-2008, 12:06 PM
Good genes means she'd be hot too, no?
JonInMiddleGA
05-06-2008, 12:08 PM
Best I've ever been able to figure out photos of the deceased are a cultural thing, very big thing for some people and completely shocking to others.
Not my thing, and I can't say I've ever heard of anyone sending a copy in an interoffice email, but I have known people who showed the photos afterwards.
Dr. Sak
05-06-2008, 12:22 PM
GILF?
stevew
05-06-2008, 12:30 PM
what the fuck, seriously
st.cronin
05-06-2008, 12:35 PM
Could you post the pic?
MikeVic
05-06-2008, 12:36 PM
Please no pics.
rkmsuf
05-06-2008, 12:37 PM
photoshop the grandmother driving a miata
Mustang
05-06-2008, 12:37 PM
Could you post the pic?
No way I'm tempting the bannanation boxanation gods.
Raiders Army
05-06-2008, 12:37 PM
At least you know it wasn't a scam.
path12
05-06-2008, 12:40 PM
The AA posed for TSR.. not the grandmother.
Well, at least not that I know of...
It would have been awesome if Grandma had been buried in one of those Heavy Metal TSR outfits.
Dr. Sak
05-06-2008, 12:42 PM
No way I'm tempting the bannanation boxanation gods.
come on...do it...if you get boxed we'll have great material to talk about on the podcast tomorrow night!
rkmsuf
05-06-2008, 12:43 PM
come on...do it...if you get boxed we'll have great material to talk about on the podcast tomorrow night!
THINK OF THE SHOW!
Logan
05-06-2008, 01:07 PM
Not quite an attachment, but last year, a guy in our office had a baby (well, his wife did) and our AA sent out an announcement email and included a link to a picture of the kid online. But somehow, she managed to accidentally type within the link which changed the destination. So beneath a large headline of "Congratulations Steve on your daughter!" was a link to a picture of...a smokin hot chick completely naked and spread, showing her goods. The RECALL email came out about 10 seconds later, but those who had opened it already were able to keep checking it out.
Coffee Warlord
05-06-2008, 01:17 PM
My boss once, when asked to email a word doc over, emailed...Word. The application.
My boss once, when asked to email a word doc over, emailed...Word. The application.
I'm laughing pretty hard at this one.
st.cronin
05-06-2008, 01:21 PM
My boss once, when asked to email a word doc over, emailed...Word. The application.
AWESOME
What was the reply?
Pumpy Tudors
05-06-2008, 01:30 PM
Was the grandmother from Nigeria?
Lathum
05-06-2008, 01:43 PM
OK, so the fact that you also started this thread makes me wonder...
I can't even think of a title for this article.. - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=52437&highlight=sex+grave)
Mustang
05-06-2008, 02:01 PM
OK, so the fact that you also started this thread makes me wonder...
I can't even think of a title for this article.. - Front Office Football Central (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=52437&highlight=sex+grave)
Eh.. I just chalk it up to I'm in Wisconsin.
vtbub
05-06-2008, 02:19 PM
GILF?
LMAO
My boss once, when asked to email a word doc over, emailed...Word. The application.
That's so great.
I'm flashing to Michael Scott "presenting" Power Point to Scranton, and going, "Well, uh, first, looks like we have to uh, register it..."
Logan
05-06-2008, 06:24 PM
Wish I could, but (unfortunately) you don't leave porn links on government computers.
Passacaglia
05-06-2008, 06:29 PM
Our Administrative Assistant's grandmother unfortunately passed away and everyone chipped in and purchased flowers and a card (normal stuff)
So, the next day the entire office (some 100+ people) get a thank you letter and an email attachment which was a picture OF HER DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN THE COFFIN.
What.. the.. fuck...
This is ridiculous.
It's intraoffice.
JonInMiddleGA
05-06-2008, 08:31 PM
My boss once, when asked to email a word doc over, emailed...Word. The application.
Oh my.
I'd say more but it's hard to type when tears are streaming down your face.
Logan
05-06-2008, 08:37 PM
That totally beats my porn.
Chief Rum
05-07-2008, 12:40 AM
AWESOME
What was the reply?
Excel
Of course.
kcchief19
05-07-2008, 01:55 AM
Here's my favorite e-mail I've ever received at my office:
Does anyone (you people downstairs) have the long screwdriver that will fit in the vent hole to open my vent? I'm hot because my vent is not open and the only way I can open it is if I have that screwdriver. Let me know.
Coffee Warlord
05-07-2008, 08:36 AM
AWESOME
What was the reply?
It was actually before my time.. But it's still an office classic around here.
Dr. Sak
05-07-2008, 08:45 AM
I was in charge of a committee at my work to build a basketball court, volleyball court, and softball field outside. The facilities director here asked me to price stuff at Dicks Sporting Goods.
Without thinking i went to dicks.com. Not one of my prouder moments in life.
Mizzou B-ball fan
05-07-2008, 08:51 AM
I was in charge of a committee at my work to build a basketball court, volleyball court, and softball field outside. The facilities director here asked me to price stuff at Dicks Sporting Goods.
Without thinking i went to dicks.com. Not one of my prouder moments in life.
Did you stay at the site once you got there or move on?
Dr. Sak
05-07-2008, 08:57 AM
It took me about 2 minutes to close out that site and all the damn pop ups but I got off THE SITE right away. I was in a panic.
Passacaglia
05-07-2008, 09:04 AM
I was in charge of a committee at my work to build a basketball court, volleyball court, and softball field outside. The facilities director here asked me to price stuff at Dicks Sporting Goods.
Without thinking i went to dicks.com. Not one of my prouder moments in life.
Someone I used to work with did a similar thing -- she was looking up info on the movie "Snatch" and went to snatch.com.
saldana
05-09-2008, 06:23 AM
I was in charge of a committee at my work to build a basketball court, volleyball court, and softball field outside. The facilities director here asked me to price stuff at Dicks Sporting Goods.
Without thinking i went to dicks.com. Not one of my prouder moments in life.
my wife wanted to check the weather and roads before leaving work one night, so she tried to go to the local TV stations website...needless to say, WFMZ-69's website is NOT "Channel69.com"
ISiddiqui
05-09-2008, 07:21 AM
my wife wanted to check the weather and roads before leaving work one night, so she tried to go to the local TV stations website...needless to say, WFMZ-69's website is NOT "Channel69.com"
LOL!!!
kcchief19
05-09-2008, 11:06 PM
It took me about 2 minutes to close out that site and all the damn pop ups but I got off THE SITE right away. I was in a panic.
About eight years ago I was trying to go to the Johnson County, Kansas government home page once at work at www.jocoks.com. Left out the second O. That is a critical letter. Got the same result and was scared to death I was going to lose my Internet privileges.
thesloppy
05-09-2008, 11:42 PM
Many years ago the CEO of a small start-up I was working for accidentally forwarded some racy pics he'd received to the entire office-wide email distribution list.....and the 'racy pics' actually turned out to be the Kournikova virus.
Shamed him in front of every employee he had, brought productivity to a screeching and sudden halt AND crippled the entire network. Well played.
He also stuttered, and had a facial tic, which caused him to blink whenever he got nervous....and he got nervous whenever he tried to pitch our crappy first-generation 'web services' platform that carried an astounding six-figure price tag. So, it may come as little surprise that very few people actually chose to give hundreds of thousands of dollars to the small, sweaty, stuttering man that was spasticly blinking through his entire sales pitch.
....oh those sweet, sweet days of the late nineties when practically any young, budding genius could pick low-hanging venture capital off their choice of nearby trees, and race their dreams full-steam, straight into a wall.
M GO BLUE!!!
08-18-2008, 10:19 AM
My boss is known for her forgetfulness and her typos. So she sent out a revised schedule on Friday with no schedule attached. Today she sends the schedule with one quick note:
Mow it is attacked
DanGarion
08-18-2008, 05:04 PM
What the hell is TSR?
Julio Riddols
08-18-2008, 10:04 PM
Top Secret Racism.
sterlingice
08-18-2008, 11:08 PM
At someone I know's work, they accidentally sent out a spreadsheet with what every single person made except upper management (smallish company). It was made even better when they sent out an email later telling everyone to delete it- I'm sure that didn't draw attention to anything.
SI
Cringer
08-18-2008, 11:35 PM
My boss is known for her forgetfulness and her typos. So she sent out a revised schedule on Friday with no schedule attached. Today she sends the schedule with one quick note:
Mow it is attacked
Ok, I say she is playing it up some with that one. Or she should be knocked down to mail room.
johnnyshaka
08-19-2008, 01:42 AM
Did Mow survive the attack?
M GO BLUE!!!
08-22-2008, 06:51 PM
Did Mow survive the attack?
I don't know, but today she sent out a reminder for the 11am meeting Monday:
THE MEETING IS MONDAY, 8/25 AT LIAM
(She really is a sweetheart and will have your back on anything, but she should really have an assistant to simply type!) :popcorn:
Greyroofoo
08-22-2008, 09:37 PM
The funniest intra office e-mail I've ever gotten was one that said some corporation was going to pay you big bucks to take some stupid survey.
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