What better for Mothers' Day?

[Passacaglia]

I try to visit every year, but ever since leaving for college, I've lived 2 or 3 hours away, so it's not like it's some huge trip. However, in years that I've been taking actuarial exams, it's tough to do that, since they're usually held a week or two after Mothers' Day, so I really don't have time to travel, or spend a weekend visiting. But I guess it's occurring to me that most people probably don't visit for the whole weekend, anyway. So..what do you all do?

[rkmsuf]

hire a special effects expert and recreate my birth

[Passacaglia]

hire a special effects expert and recreate my birth

Interesting. That's an outre strategy that I'd never thought of.

[rkmsuf]

please correct the poll.


thank you.

[Passacaglia]

I don't think I can edit the poll, but I fixed the thread title, if that helps.

[gottimd]

I pay the $10 entrance fee that rksmuf charges at the door to watch his birth.

[Lathum]

card and a call since I live 700 iles from home.

[rkmsuf]

I pay the $10 entrance fee that rksmuf charges at the door to watch his birth.

For an extra $20 I can put you up front, complete with plastic to shield you from when I smash the placenta with a mallet.

[gottimd]

Your Gallagher routine always stirs up the crowd at the end, its the best part of the show.

However, can you cut me a deal, how about $15 with no plastic shield?

[oliegirl]

We live close to my parents and are very close, see them a couple of times each week and talk daily. We always go to dinner on Mother's Day and I get her a gift that is from my son and I.

[rkmsuf]

Your Gallagher routine always stirs up the crowd at the end, its the best part of the show.

However, can you cut me a deal, how about $15 with no plastic shield?

kinky

[cartman]

My parents are coming down to visit this weekend, so I guess I better come up with something. :)

[Lathum]

why would you even want the plastic shield?

just close your eyes and open your mouth.

[Eaglesfan27]

card and a call since I live 700 iles from home.

Same here except it's about 1300 miles for me.

[gottimd]

why would you even want the plastic shield?

just close your eyes and open your mouth.

Mmmm...love the taste of Placenta in the morning!

[rkmsuf]

Last year, as I emerged, I had dancers break into a samba.

[Fidatelo]

I'm a couple hundred miles from my parents, and often going to visit on mother's day just doesn't work out. This year we went out to see them last weekend and gave her a gift then, plus I'll call on Sunday.

[lordscarlet]

I'm taking my mom to the Washington Nationals game. :)

[JeeberD]

Cards and a call since I'm always working all day (busiest day of the year and all that)...