The Goonies & Chester Copperpot

[Dr. Sak]

How lame is Chester Copperpot since he couldn't find One-eyed Willie's jewels but a bunch of 5th graders could?

Discuss...

[Lorena]

r u bored?

[gottimd]

Didn't the middle rock fall on him too? I think a blind person could've escaped that booby trap.

Hmmm a large boulder just fell 3 feet from me, maybe if I stand still no more will hit me?????

So many unanswered questions for such a classic movie.

[rkmsuf]

don't forget they had couple high school kids helping


Oh and in The Goonies they had a mexican lady cleaning the house which might be the source of Slaters later frustration at cleaning tables.

[Dr. Sak]

don't forget they had couple high school kids helping


Oh and in The Goonies they had a mexican lady cleaning the house which might be the source of Slaters later frustration at cleaning tables.

Andie was a slut and no help; she made out with mikey. So she's a pedofile. The other girl (cant remember her name) lost her glasses and couldn't see anything. And Brand rides a girl's bicycle. Hence, they were all morons.

[Honolulu_Blue]

don't forget they had couple high school kids helping.

Agreed. Plus, my understanding is that Chester Copperpot was more of an intellectual/research type than an Indiana Jones, dodging boulders type. He just wasn't cut out for that line of work sadly.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Andie was a slut and no help. The other girl (cant remember her name) lost her glasses and couldn't see that she made out with a 5th grader. So she's a pedofile. And Brand rides a girl's bicycle. Hence, they were all morons.

Andi was no slut, sir. I demand you retract your scurrilious accusations. No slut would have ever put Troy's letter jacket on Troy's bucket. Whoever the hell Martha Plimpton played was no pedofile. She wasn't of age either. Brand's bike kicked ass. He spent all summer saving up for those tires. He had no choice but to take the girl's bike to seek vengeance on the Goonies. He was a vigilante at that point.

[Lorena]

andi was a slut, she was 2 timer and made out with a kid

[Dr. Sak]

Andi was no slut, sir.

She "rode" in Troy's convertible...kissed Mikey and Brand. All in one day. SLUT!!

[Honolulu_Blue]

andi was a slut, she was 2 timer and made out with a kid

She was not a two-timer. She was confused. She never put out for Troy. Ever.

And she WAS A KID HERSELF. It was all good, clean innocent fun.

[Honolulu_Blue]

She "rode" in Troy's convertible...kissed Mikey and Brand. All in one day. SLUT!!

SHE NEVER PUT OUT FOR TROY

Her kiss with Mikey was good, clean innocent fun. Nothing more.

She only had eyes for Brand.

You people are sexist pigs. You sicken me.

[rkmsuf]

please let me continue to envision Andi as a slut.


thank you.

[molson]

She never put out for Troy. Ever.



Damn straight - in fact, Troy's wish at the wishing fountain was to "make it" with Andy. Which I'm pretty sure is 80s talk for "doing it". So he was clearly not there yet.

[Dr. Sak]

She practically begged Chunk to spread Rocky Road all over her body and eat it off.

[Lorena]

andi was a hell of a pianist, i'll give her that.

[molson]

The Octopus was very scary.

[Dr. Sak]

andi was a hell of a pianist, i'll give her that.

I hear she plays the skin flute real well too!

[Lorena]

of course she does, she's a slut

[rkmsuf]

technically if she were a slut she would have been wise to the mirror games in the car and would not have worn underwear

[rkmsuf]

Rumors from the Rebel Alliance were that Wedge was a slut as well.

[Dr. Sak]

Rumors from the Rebel Alliance were that Wedge was a slut as well.

Maybe that's why Luke didn't like when Wedge was "behind him".

[rkmsuf]

Maybe that's why Luke didn't like when Wedge was "behind him".

"Get out of here Wedge. You're not doing any good back there."


You might be right.

[Dr. Sak]

"Get out of here Wedge. You're not doing any good back there."


You might be right.

And it wouldn't be very PC of Lucas to kill the only gay guy in the whole movie.

[Dr. Sak]

How does Mouth know so much Spanish. I took 3 years of it in High School and still couldn't read it for jack shit.

[gottimd]

How does Mouth know so much Spanish. I took 3 years of it in High School and still couldn't read it for jack shit.

You're a Slacker!

[ISiddiqui]

He's a slut too.. he was "making it" with the only Mexican guy in town.

[Dr. Sak]

You're a Slacker!

That's true. I didn't have a mexican nanny to teach me the finer points of the Spanish Language.

[Captain2711]

Andi may not be a slut, but she sure is a cocktease. Troy and Brand never had a prayer. Plus she led on poor Lucas before breaking up Charlie Sheen and his girlfriend. Damn homewrecking cocktease.