Pakistani Underwear

[thesloppy]

So, I'm getting real tired real quick of the way everything costs 600% more than it did a year ago, and I want some boxers, but I don't want to pay like $20 a pair or whatever the hell underwear costs these days, so I figure that certainly ebay is the best place to go for the cheapest possible underwear that hasn't actually been in contact with someone else's butt before. Most likely. I find this guy who's selling 12 pair of boxers for like $15, shipped, and I jump on it, figuring if things work out I'm living the high-life, and if not I can adjust to the $15 loss.

So, after a few weeks...far too long really...the underwear shows up in some odd, generic packaging, boasting in large letters "MADE IN PAKISTAN". Cool, I'm down with that, I don't see why that should make any difference. But see, here's the catch:

The peehole that you stick your weiner through is the size of a nickel.

Of course, your obvious response here is "I'm sure that more than enough!"...and sadly, it is! But not without doing the peehole hokey-pokey in front of the urinal for 5 minutes, which isn't taken lightly.

Discuss.

[Lathum]

just pull the front down

[thesloppy]

Then people think you're wearing diapers. Or panties. And past that, it's still a two-handed operation. I'm not entirely sure what I need that other hand for, but I'm not necessarily ready to compromise it, depending on the bathroom.

[st.cronin]

This is why we need McCain in the White House.

[thesloppy]

You know John McCain is one of those type of guys who pees with two hands pressed firmly against the wall.


...I mean, provided he could lift 'em that high.


Oh man. That was horrible. I better just turn off this computer. now. I'm sorry.

[Lathum]

Then people think you're wearing diapers. Or panties.

Are you really that vain that you think people are watching you take a leak?

[thesloppy]

Are you really that vain that you think people are watching you take a leak?

Hey if we're in the bathroom and I even think I see you pulling down your panties next to me, I'm calling you on it, buddy.

Maybe that wouldn't bother you, but I'm not looking to get into that at work.

[Lathum]

Hey if we're in the bathroom and I even think I see you pulling down your panties next to me, I'm calling you on it, buddy.

Maybe that wouldn't bother you, but I'm not looking to get into that at work.

hey, if your checking out guys at the urinal next to you thats cool, who am I to judge?

[MikeVic]

I bought 4 pairs of boxers at Gap for $20, so they're not that expensive.

[stevew]

That's canadian money though, which means that 20 canadian dollars are now worth like 40 USD at the rate we're headed.

[Grammaticus]

So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

[MikeVic]

So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

How else would you pee?

[MikeVic]

That's canadian money though, which means that 20 canadian dollars are now worth like 40 USD at the rate we're headed.

:D

[thesloppy]

So people actually use the hole in the front of the boxers, amazing.

People really just pull down the top? That works? Doesn't that require you to at least undo the button of your pants?

Seriously, I didn't even know that was an option.

[Noop]

Boxer Briefs. Life is much simpler that way.

[Fidatelo]

I don't use the hole, seems constricting. I want to maximize the flow.

[MikeVic]

I find boxer holes to be alright. I hated tighty whitey holes, those are brutal.

[SFL Cat]

You don't use the hole? Wars have been fought over less.

[Fidatelo]

I can't stand boxers, who wants all that material floating around in your pants? I wear "boxer-briefs", best of both worlds (except for the holes I guess).

[st.cronin]

I usually use the pants leg.

[Lathum]

I have never used the hole, never even thought about it.

I just unzip and pull down.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I want to give thesloppy a reacharound.

[Lathum]

dola- I use boxer briefs also

[Fidatelo]

I just unzip and pull down.

Good man. High five!

[Lathum]

Of course I do have a huge cock
































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[thesloppy]

I want to give thesloppy a reacharound.

While this doesn't necessarily solve my problem, I think we might be able to come to some sort of agreement.

[Buccaneer]

Boxer Briefs. Life is much simpler that way.

+1 except that I usually stretch out the thigh part.

[EagleFan]

I usually find it easier to roll my pant leg up a couple inches, much easier than using the hole..... ;)


Pakistani underwear with a tiny hole in the front... I guess we know why they are always pissed off and blowing people up...

[mrsimperless]

Doesn't anybody just else pull up the boxer leg (of course the left one, always the left one) and just let loose that way? Seems obvious to me.

[ISiddiqui]

In Pakistan, I'm fairly sure that most people pull down their pants and boxers to pee... seeing as the national clothing of choice for men is a shalwar-khameez, which have pants without a hole in the front.

[oliegirl]

Once again, this thread makes me SO glad I'm a girl!!!! :)

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Commando!

[Schmidty]

Boxer Briefs are the only way to go.

[JeeberD]

I seriously had no idea that people actually use the hole in the underwear. I thought it was just a vestigial add-on...left there for traditions sake.

[ISiddiqui]

I had no idea people actually pulled it all the way down.

[Passacaglia]

I had no idea people actually pulled it all the way down.

You don't pull it "all the way" down. You just pull the front down, just enough to get it through. No ass shows, if that's what you're thinking.

[ISiddiqui]

Pull it all the way down to pee I meant. I've never pulled it down... except with swim shorts.

[rkmsuf]

you bought underwear on ebay? good grief.

[sterlingice]

Once again, this thread makes me SO glad I'm a girl!!!! :)

I'm pretty sure we still have the easier go of it...

SI