Who could get UN approval for war?

[Grid Iron]

With President Bush unable to secure the needed UN votes, who do you think would be most effective to convince the world community to take out Saddam?

[Radii]

No question, Sam L Jackson!

[Qwikshot]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules, pointing his gun: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b- b- black....
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald....
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Grid Iron]

A 2003 update to the classic Pulp Fiction scene:

Sam Jackson: What does President Bush look like?

Chirac: What?

Sam Jackson (pointing his gun): Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Chirac: He's w-w-white . . .

Sam Jackson: Go on.

Chirac: He's short . . .

Sam Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?

Chirac: What?

[Sam Jackson shoots Chirac in the shoulder]

Sam Jackson: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Chirac: NO!

Sam Jackson: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a bitch, Chirac?

Chirac: I didn't!

Sam Jackson: Yes you did. Yes you did, Chirac. You tried to f*ck him. And George Bush don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Bush!

[mckerney]

Then (at least in my mind), Samuel Jackson would pull out a lightsaber and say, "Feel the force motherfucker!"


That line better be in episode 3 man, hardly anyone as badass as Samuel L.

[mrskippy]

Martin Sheen .... hahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that liberal wouldn't support war if they nuked Hollywood.

Now the best choice would be Bruce "Let Me Join" Willis.