Women

[st.cronin]

Can't live with 'em, can't string 'em up and gut 'em.

[MikeVic]

Yeah you can.

Wait, women is slang for trout right?

[VPI97]

No woman, no cry;

[st.cronin]

I've got 99 problems, wait, make that an even hundred. Luckily its nothing that can't be fixed with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

[VPI97]

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to undesrstand
Oh mother

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel evrything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its
Yea

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Mother
Yea



Close enough.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Where is the poll?

[MikeVic]

Where is the poll?

In his pants.

[MrBug708]

Women. You can't live with 'em and they can't pee standing up

[Lathum]

Is this gonna effect your trip to Vegas?

[Crim]

st.cronin needs to get in touch with his feminine side!

Polarize me
Sensitize me
Criticize me
Civilize me
Compensate me
Animate me
Complicate me
Elevate me

Goddess in my garden
Sister in my soul
Angel in my armor
Actress in my role

Daughter of a demon-lover
Empress of the hidden face
Priestess of the pagan mother
Ancient queen of inner space

Spirit in my psyche
Double in my role
Alter in my image
Struggle for control

Mistress of the dark unconscious
Mermaid of the lunar sea
Daughter of the great enchantress
Sister to the boy inside of me

My counterpart --- my foolish heart
A man must learn to rule his tender part
A warming trend --- a gentle friend
A man must build a fortress to defend

A secret face --- a touch of grace
A man must learn to give a little space
A peaceful state --- a submissive trait
A man must learn to gently dominate

[Poli]

I smell a drunken e-mail on it's way to me.

[DaddyTorgo]

I agrees with cronin

[flounder]

I defer to the great philosopher.

"Women. Can't live with 'em; yep." - Al Bundy

[Radii]

I defer to the great philosopher.

"Women. Can't live with 'em; yep." - Al Bundy

a wise, wise man that Bundy.

[sterlingice]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3d/No_Maam.svg/200px-No_Maam.svg.png

SI

[Noop]

So you girlfriend dumped you? Its cool man. I learned not to attach myself to people other then my family. Your much older then me but keep the faith I am sure there is a woman out there waiting for you.

*If you didn't breakup with your girl ignore what i said.

[Karlifornia]

I was clueless about women until I started watching "The Pick-Up Artist" on vh1. Mystery and the boys have me shaving my chest and delivering playful negs. I've collected nearly three phone numbers!

Also, get a pet snake.

[korme]

i ran into a friend i hadn't seen in years
she said you know, you're goin' bald - and even on your beard
i said no shit bitch, as if i couldn't tell
you've gained atleast 40 pounds
so why don't you go to hell

[mckerney]

I was clueless about women until I started watching "The Pick-Up Artist" on vh1. Mystery and the boys have me shaving my chest and delivering playful negs. I've collected nearly three phone numbers!

Also, get a pet snake.

And don't forget to learn some magic tricks.

[thealmighty]

And don't forget to learn some magic tricks.

Like pulling $1000000 out of your ass (or a Ferrari, maybe)?

[st.cronin]

"women's logic"

[RendeR]

"women's logic"


This is not the place for oxymorons...

[Noop]

I suppose I can ask you guys since well you guys know stuff. I had this discuss with a friend of mine and after some discussion we both felt that marrying while young is not really a good idea. Speaking for myself I feel that I am going to settle down once I am financially secure and have lived my life to the fullest. So a rough estimate would be mid 40's mostly due to the living my life to the fullest part but that can change for the right woman I guess.

Thoughts? Or am I being my usual unrealistic self?

[Kodos]

Chicks dig the longball.

[Lathum]

I suppose I can ask you guys since well you guys know stuff. I had this discuss with a friend of mine and after some discussion we both felt that marrying while young is not really a good idea. Speaking for myself I feel that I am going to settle down once I am financially secure and have lived my life to the fullest. So a rough estimate would be mid 40's mostly due to the living my life to the fullest part but that can change for the right woman I guess.

Thoughts? Or am I being my usual unrealistic self?

I agree marrying young is a bad idea, I was 32 when I got married and can't imagine doing it sooner, I was just to immature.

I think mid 40's is a little unrealistic if you want kids. Unless you meet a much younger woman you will be hard pressed to meet someone your age who hasn't been married before and doesn't have kids from a previous relationship. If you are ok with all that then I guess it's ok.

Bottom line is you really can't plan something like that. You may meet "the one" tomorrow and she isn't gonna wait around 20 years for you to be ready.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

So you girlfriend dumped you? Its cool man. I learned not to attach myself to people other then my family. Your much older then me but keep the faith I am sure there is a woman out there waiting for you.

*If you didn't breakup with your girl ignore what i said.

Got any pics of your girlfriend?


:D

[Noop]

Got any pics of your girlfriend?


:D

;)

[Noop]

I agree marrying young is a bad idea, I was 32 when I got married and can't imagine doing it sooner, I was just to immature.

I think mid 40's is a little unrealistic if you want kids. Unless you meet a much younger woman you will be hard pressed to meet someone your age who hasn't been married before and doesn't have kids from a previous relationship. If you are ok with all that then I guess it's ok.

Bottom line is you really can't plan something like that. You may meet "the one" tomorrow and she isn't gonna wait around 20 years for you to be ready.

Well I will be honest I doubt I would marry a woman my age if I am in my 40's but I agree with you. Its just a rough estimate things can change but my weird logic tells me that marrying while broke is not a good idea. I dunno its just my thoughts, only my thoughts. Thank you.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I love how women bitch, whine and moan that there are no good men left. Then you step up to the plate and they ignore you completely to bitch, whine and moan that there are no good men left.

[korme]

cause women like guys that are in the rated r movies that you aren't quite sure if they are good or bad yet, m go blue. as soon as you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream you've lost them. oh yea and you're so fucking money and you don't even know it.

[lordscarlet]

If you marry while you're broke you'll hopefully at lease double your income. ;)

[Lathum]

Well I will be honest I doubt I would marry a woman my age if I am in my 40's but I agree with you. Its just a rough estimate things can change but my weird logic tells me that marrying while broke is not a good idea. I dunno its just my thoughts, only my thoughts. Thank you.

I think there is something to be said for building that life together as a couple.

I also think that financial problems are what cause many young couuples to divorce.

[lordscarlet]

I also think that financial problems are what cause many young couuples to divorce.

Yep. In most cases you can be smart about your finances, but I don't know how broke you are when you say you are "broke". :) But financial problems are one of those things that can be impossible to overcome. If you have differences in opinion on, say, how much time you spend playing video games or watching sports, that can be worked out. If you can't afford the rent, that's hard to get past.

[JediKooter]

Get a Pre-Nup!!!!!

[Surtt]

Bottom line is you really can't plan something like that. You may meet "the one" tomorrow and she isn't gonna wait around 20 years for you to be ready.


I am probably the worst person to give persona advice, but....

1. If you ever meet "the one" don't let her get away (no mater what your age).
You will regret it the rest of your life.

2. If you are wondering if the girl is "the one," she isn't.
You will know.

[Ksyrup]

st.cronin needs to get in touch with his feminine side!


To be the center of attention
The moment that you walk into a room
The one that everybody mentions
And every time you pass a mirror, it smiles back at you
To be a girl must be the most beautiful feeling

To walk along inside a daydream
Underneath a sky of green and blue
To be the everlasting May Queen
And all the pretty birds and flowers are jealous of you
To be a girl must be the most beautiful feeling

And never mind the weather
The sun will always shine on you
You're gliding like a feather
A master of the art of breaking all their hearts

To be a girl
To be a girl
To be the one that everybody wants
To be a girl must be the most beautiful feeling

[Young Drachma]

I suppose I can ask you guys since well you guys know stuff. I had this discuss with a friend of mine and after some discussion we both felt that marrying while young is not really a good idea. Speaking for myself I feel that I am going to settle down once I am financially secure and have lived my life to the fullest. So a rough estimate would be mid 40's mostly due to the living my life to the fullest part but that can change for the right woman I guess.

Thoughts? Or am I being my usual unrealistic self?

It's a debate I've been having too. I planned to do the same thing when I was financially secure, but I think it really depends on where you are in your life and what you're idea of 'financially secure' is and also, what she does for a living and what your expectations are for the relationship.

I think if you're considering the relationship as an extension of your 'living life to the fullest' then you'd want to do that when you meet the person and when you're both on the same page.

I just think that sometimes the curveballs that show up in life generally come without notice, without warning and when you least expect it. So while it's fine and dandy to attempt to plan with regards to what the future holds, it can sometimes be an exercise in evaluating what's important to you as you go forward and trusting yourself to make the right moves.

Probably depends on the type of woman you get, though.

[fantom1979]

I am probably the worst person to give persona advice, but....

1. If you ever meet "the one" don't let her get away (no mater what your age).
You will regret it the rest of your life.

2. If you are wondering if the girl is "the one," she isn't.
You will know.

My wife told me that she was the one. Thats all I needed to hear :)

[Eaglesfan27]

I suppose I can ask you guys since well you guys know stuff. I had this discuss with a friend of mine and after some discussion we both felt that marrying while young is not really a good idea. Speaking for myself I feel that I am going to settle down once I am financially secure and have lived my life to the fullest. So a rough estimate would be mid 40's mostly due to the living my life to the fullest part but that can change for the right woman I guess.

Thoughts? Or am I being my usual unrealistic self?

Why limit yourself with that kind of thinking? If you meet a great woman, should you wait and risk losing her because she thinks your a committment phobe? Why do that just because you want to "live life to the fullest" which I'm guessing (and pardon me if I'm wrong) means that you want to sow your oats more?

I thought I probably wouldn't marry until I was in my 30's when I was 18 or so, but I met the right woman and got married at 24 and it's been the best 9 years of my life. She was 20 when we married and I know that she didn't plan on getting married so young, but after dating for 2 years, we both knew that we wanted to be together for the rest of our lives.

[Eaglesfan27]

If you marry while you're broke you'll hopefully at lease double your income. ;)

Exactly. We were poor when we started dating and when we married (we had a tiny cheap ceremony), but we pulled through it thanks to our combined efforts and neither of us would change a thing :)

[Sun Tzu]

Am I the only one patiently hoping for a subby post in this thread?

[Rizon]

Women: can't live with em', can't herd 'em all into Canada.

[RendeR]

Get a Pre-Noop!!!!!



Fixed.

[Lathum]

any women he meets at that age would have had alot of pre-Noop

[RendeR]

I'm thinking I don't want a woman Post-Noop anyway.....

[Poli]

No e-mail. Boy, was I wrong.

[Raiders Army]

I agree marrying young is a bad idea, I was 32 when I got married and can't imagine doing it sooner, I was just to immature.

I think mid 40's is a little unrealistic if you want kids. Unless you meet a much younger woman you will be hard pressed to meet someone your age who hasn't been married before and doesn't have kids from a previous relationship. If you are ok with all that then I guess it's ok.

Bottom line is you really can't plan something like that. You may meet "the one" tomorrow and she isn't gonna wait around 20 years for you to be ready.

Fuck that shit. You need to marry young. We were talking about this the other night (I was 23, she was 20). At that age, you're still malleable enough to change. You get to your 30s and people are who they thought they were. If you don't get married young, you have to wait until you're 50-something to get someone willing to change.

*this post is posted while I've had some beer, so take it for what it's worth

[st.cronin]

No e-mail. Boy, was I wrong.

Nothing that you're not already familiar with, I'm sure.

[sabotai]

The solution to the debate over when to get married is very simple.

Don't.

Problem solved.

[oliegirl]

You know, we really aren't all that bad...I'm just saying ;)

[SnowMan]

The solution to the debate over when to get married is very simple.

Don't.

Problem solved.
I'll second that!

[Noop]

Why limit yourself with that kind of thinking? If you meet a great woman, should you wait and risk losing her because she thinks your a committment phobe? Why do that just because you want to "live life to the fullest" which I'm guessing (and pardon me if I'm wrong) means that you want to sow your oats more?

I thought I probably wouldn't marry until I was in my 30's when I was 18 or so, but I met the right woman and got married at 24 and it's been the best 9 years of my life. She was 20 when we married and I know that she didn't plan on getting married so young, but after dating for 2 years, we both knew that we wanted to be together for the rest of our lives.

I don't see it as limiting other then trying to put into focus what I want out of life. As for living life to the fullest I don't mean sex(although I will admit it plays a small part) I mean like being able to go somewhere on a drop of a hat without having to plan with someone. I fully understand a relationship is a partnership and as of now I haven't met the right woman to make me reconsider.

I prefaced that in my initial post with it could change if the right girl comes along.

Also to someone who asked what broke meant to me. Broke to me is not having a stable income from multiple sources. (i.e. salary, investments, etc.) When I do decide to settle down I would prefer to have the money to pay for my kids college(if I have any) and still live comfortably.

Again this is just a line of thinking I have at the moment. Like life it is subject to change because life happens.

- Sorry St. C for hi-jacking your thread.

[lordscarlet]

I could go do something at the drop of a hat if I wanted to. The only thing limiting my ability to do such things are being a homeowner and pet owner, not being a husband.

[Noop]

I could go do something at the drop of a hat if I wanted to. The only thing limiting my ability to do such things are being a homeowner and pet owner, not being a husband.

Owning a home doesn't factor in taking a trip to bahamas for the weekend. Can you go to Bahamas tonight just cause you felt like it? Without your wife getting mad? Honestly.

[lordscarlet]

Owning a home doesn't factor in taking a trip to bahamas for the weekend. Can you go to Bahamas tonight just cause you felt like it? Without your wife getting mad? Honestly.

But I can't decide to move to Europe and work there for a year.

Yes, I could. My boss wouldn't like it much, though. Nor would my cats if it was more than a couple days.

[Lathum]

Fuck that shit. You need to marry young. We were talking about this the other night (I was 23, she was 20). At that age, you're still malleable enough to change. You get to your 30s and people are who they thought they were. If you don't get married young, you have to wait until you're 50-something to get someone willing to change.

*this post is posted while I've had some beer, so take it for what it's worth

no offense to you or your wife but if you have to change to get married should you really be getting married?

[Schmidty]

Editing because I'm trying, once again, to not be such a grumpy jerk. :)

[Schmidty]

Well I will be honest I doubt I would marry a woman my age if I am in my 40's but I agree with you.

Why would you even consider marrying in the first place if, as you said earlier, you "learned not to attach myself to people other then my family"?

[Noop]

Why would you even consider marrying in the first place if, as you said earlier, you "learned not to attach myself to people other then my family"?

Thats more about dealing with being single and dealing with the reality of dating where sometimes you might like someone more then they like you.

As for Lordscarlet why no mention of you wife? Its not about moving to Europe to live but if you wake up in the morning and felt like going to Bahamas could you do it(yes you can) but being in a relationship means considering the other person and the life you have with that person.

I kinda of like the idea of being able to do things like that because my weird logic says if I wanted to go out of town for a weekend I could go. I wouldn't have to tell anyone or ask for permission I would just go. Or something less extreme if i wanted to purchase a brand new car just because I wanted it, I could without having someone telling me why I shouldn't. As a married man I am sure I can do those things but then I wouldn't be a good husband or a good father because I would be selfish. Just Saying.

[DaddyTorgo]

Thats more about dealing with being single and dealing with the reality of dating where sometimes you might like someone more then they like you.

As for Lordscarlet why no mention of you wife? Its not about moving to Europe to live but if you wake up in the morning and felt like going to Bahamas could you do it(yes you can) but being in a relationship means considering the other person and the life you have with that person.

I kinda of like the idea of being able to do things like that because my weird logic says if I wanted to go out of town for a weekend I could go. I wouldn't have to tell anyone or ask for permission I would just go. Or something less extreme if i wanted to purchase a brand new car just because I wanted it, I could without having someone telling me why I shouldn't. As a married man I am sure I can do those things but then I wouldn't be a good husband or a good father because I would be selfish. Just Saying.

but if you're "broke" you don't have the money to do those things anyways :)

[Lathum]

Thats more about dealing with being single and dealing with the reality of dating where sometimes you might like someone more then they like you.

As for Lordscarlet why no mention of you wife? Its not about moving to Europe to live but if you wake up in the morning and felt like going to Bahamas could you do it(yes you can) but being in a relationship means considering the other person and the life you have with that person.

I kinda of like the idea of being able to do things like that because my weird logic says if I wanted to go out of town for a weekend I could go. I wouldn't have to tell anyone or ask for permission I would just go. Or something less extreme if i wanted to purchase a brand new car just because I wanted it, I could without having someone telling me why I shouldn't. As a married man I am sure I can do those things but then I wouldn't be a good husband or a good father because I would be selfish. Just Saying.

I thought the same thing when I was in my early 20's but I now realize it is much more fulfilling being able to share those experiences with someone I love.

[tarcone]

I couldnt take care of myself until I was 29. I was married by 31. Had to mature and I found the right girl.

[lordscarlet]

Thats more about dealing with being single and dealing with the reality of dating where sometimes you might like someone more then they like you.

As for Lordscarlet why no mention of you wife? Its not about moving to Europe to live but if you wake up in the morning and felt like going to Bahamas could you do it(yes you can) but being in a relationship means considering the other person and the life you have with that person.

I kinda of like the idea of being able to do things like that because my weird logic says if I wanted to go out of town for a weekend I could go. I wouldn't have to tell anyone or ask for permission I would just go. Or something less extreme if i wanted to purchase a brand new car just because I wanted it, I could without having someone telling me why I shouldn't. As a married man I am sure I can do those things but then I wouldn't be a good husband or a good father because I would be selfish. Just Saying.

Huh? You asked if she would prevent me, and the answer is "no." As for moving to europe for a time to work and live there, she would be all for it, so that is not an obstacle.

[Flasch186]

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not sure why I felt this video appropriate.

[gkb]

You know, we really aren't all that bad...I'm just saying ;)

I have to agree. I love women. I love the way they walk, the way they smell, and their boobs. ;) I love the fact that they can largely get past looks in a guy and appreciate a sense of humor or intelligence.

Not all women are great, but not all men are either. I'd rather live with them than without and I've had some truly shitty relationships.

That is all...carry on.

[st.cronin]

I'm back to just the 99 problems. Turns out the prozac wasn't necessary.

[sterlingice]

If you marry while you're broke you'll hopefully at lease double your income. ;)

Not only that but halve your debt. Or at least that's what I did ;)

SI

[korme]

women are the reason i motivate myself to do anything (be it productive or destructive)... it's sad.

[DaddyTorgo]

neh...i'm done with women.

And I don't mean that in a "i'm all for dudes" kind of way.

I mean...i'm done with women...unless i'm objectifying them or paying them off or otherwise degrading them.

[korme]

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[Radii]

I mean...i'm done with women...unless i'm objectifying them or paying them off or otherwise degrading them.

sounds like someone has it figured out!

[Karlifornia]

I'm not in a mental state that would be conducive to getting married. That could be because I haven't found "the one for me", or it could be because I sabotage things in order to keep my freedom.

Getting married is a good thing for some people. I think some people need to get married in order to feel validated. It's like religion....some people need salvation to make their life worth living. I just wish more people would wait before getting married. I don't care much about the sanctity of marriage, but maybe that's because I don't believe in the sanctity of putting all your money on black at the roulette table. There are too many rash decisions being made. I remember being 19 and thinking I had found my one true love. I'm only 24 now, and I still don't claim to know shit about dick, but I do know that was foolish. It should be easier to put things into perspective as you get older, as you have more experiences. Then you can step back and say "This may not be my one true love, but she is/he is my one true love for this moment, and I know better than to commit to anything more than today"

[Eaglesfan27]

Owning a home doesn't factor in taking a trip to bahamas for the weekend. Can you go to Bahamas tonight just cause you felt like it? Without your wife getting mad? Honestly.

Yes. Of course, she would want to go with me, and I'd want her to go with me because she would make the the trip more enjoyable.

[DaddyTorgo]

sounds like someone has it figured out!

pretty much. That's what i'm thinkin

[nole4sho]

I agree with Marvin.

[chesapeake]

Yes. Of course, she would want to go with me, and I'd want her to go with me because she would make the the trip more enjoyable.

One of the ways you know you have found "the one" is that you discover that you would much rather go to the Bahamas with her than without her.

[CamEdwards]

One of the ways you know you have found "the one" is that you discover that you would much rather go to the Bahamas with her than without her.

I think you've actually found "the one" when she asks you to go to Hedonism with her and her female best friend. :D

[sabotai]

neh...i'm done with women.

And I don't mean that in a "i'm all for dudes" kind of way.

I mean...i'm done with women...unless i'm objectifying them or paying them off or otherwise degrading them.

Damn, that's a complete 180 from some months ago. Did she turn out to be a total psycho?

[korme]

I think you've actually found "the one" when she asks you to go to Hedonism with her and her female best friend. :D

I had to wiki hedonism but now I will vehemently agree with this statement

[DaddyTorgo]

Damn, that's a complete 180 from some months ago. Did she turn out to be a total psycho?

*nods*

details forthcoming - apparently i'm not important enough to pick up the phone and talk to, unlike the guy who she's been playing 4 hours of online gin with (and if you think that's all they were doing I have some lovely oceanfront property in arizona to sell you) over the last 2 days - and talking to for god knows how long before that (i have my suspicions though).

so we still have yet to...have it out - which frankly everyone is telling me to not even bother doing at this point, because she's clearly proven herself to be a lying, cheating, round-heeled bitch.

but such is life.

[DaddyTorgo]

dola - and confirmed

*shrugs*

(and yes I went to the trouble of making a SN as a girl and sending the guy she was talking with fake pics and saying I was very bi and noticed him talking to her and what was the story with that...etc, in order to get the confirmation)

why you ask? because i'm a sick bastard and i dunno...it has something to do with closure I guess.

[lordscarlet]

That sounds like a rather gullible idiot.

[DaddyTorgo]

That sounds like a rather gullible idiot.

yes he is. And I didn't reveal it to him, so I still have him as a source of info (idk what more I could possibly need, but I have him).

[MikeVic]

That sucks. :( Women suck.

edit: not all of them, but some.

[st.cronin]

My girlfriend washed and waxed my car yesterday. That's not a euphemism.

[Noop]

That sucks. :( Women suck.

http://sammyrants.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/internethigh5.jpg


Love Head.

[MikeVic]

lol.

[cartman]

My girlfriend washed and waxed my car yesterday. That's not a euphemism.

She did this at the drive-thru car wash with the top down so the interior could be cleaned as well, right?

[path12]

My grandpa told me once that one of the happiest days of his life was when he stopped thinking with his dick.

I didn't press for details.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

My grandpa told me once that one of the happiest days of his life was when he stopped thinking with his dick.

I didn't press for details.

I guarantee he remembers that day so well because the next day he was right back where he started.

[DaddyTorgo]

I should start a new thread and refrain from hijacking this one

[Kodos]

Women from Wellesley are fucking crazy anyway.

Right on! A girl that I dated who graduated from Wellesley dumped me twice, because once wasn't good enough. It's okay, cuz she cared more about her actuary job than anything else in her life. My current wife refers to her as the dumbest person on the planet for dumping me (but then she may be biased). :)

[DaddyTorgo]

Right on! A girl that I dated who graduated from Wellesley dumped me twice, because once wasn't good enough.

actually i've known some decent wellesley women and some batshit ones.

nope...the blame for this one falls squarely on ohio. Fuck you buckeye state.

edit - for continuing coverage of the debacle see my thread I just made with the unoriginal title

[Kodos]

Heh. I've also dated some psychos from Ohio. My special hint is never to date girls who work at McDonald's. The grease fries their brains or something...

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Heh. I've also dated some psychos from Ohio. My special hint is never to date girls who work at McDonald's. The grease fries their brains or something...

Date women that work at chicken joints like KFC, Popeye's or better yet Church's! They always have big asses. :cool:

[terpkristin]

I'd like to jump in here and say that we're not all bad.

/tk

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I'd like to jump in here and say that we're not all bad.

/tk

Thanks for the commentary.

You are welcome to start a thread about what uncaring assholes us men are. Of course there will be fewer posts, but it should be fun!

[DaddyTorgo]

Thanks for the commentary.

You are welcome to start a thread about what uncaring assholes us men are. Of course there will be fewer posts, but it should be fun!

hey now...TK is right. My best-friend has a WONDERFUL girl. She's amazing.

course there prolly only a even hlaf-dozen truly "good" girls in any guy's life at any point in time. And the challenge is that as you get older, more and more of them are unavailable.

You know...this is actually a really interesting point...and I think there's some validity to it.

[terpkristin]

Thanks for the commentary.

You are welcome to start a thread about what uncaring assholes us men are. Of course there will be fewer posts, but it should be fun!

HAHAHAH.
But I don't think that. Then again, I'm still single, so what do I know? I think all humans have their quirks.

/tk

[Kodos]

course there prolly only a even hlaf-dozen truly "good" girls in any guy's life at any point in time. And the challenge is that as you get older, more and more of them are unavailable.

You know...this is actually a really interesting point...and I think there's some validity to it.

I always theorized that there was a finite supply of decent girls, and once those in your age group were scooped up, you had to draft younger to find one. Personally, I never dated anyone who wasn't younger than me. But then I'm immature, and chicks my age never dug me. :)

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I have mostly dated women older than me ever since I was 17. It has only been since hitting 30 (35 now) that I even started looking to my own age and younger. When I was younger, the older women wanted the younger man thing. Now that I am the age that they were (other than the one who was my mother's age) the women in my peer group want men who are more established and much better paid. Plus, they are looking to start families in the near future. The younger women can really get annoying...

Basically I'm turning into a bitter and jaded man who has difficulty even smiling at women.

[st.cronin]

She did this at the drive-thru car wash with the top down so the interior could be cleaned as well, right?

Actually, it was a hand job.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Actually, it was a hand job.

We still haven't found out if he got her top down.

[MikeVic]

I'll echo that women suck yet again.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I'll echo that women suck yet again.

Do tell...


:popcorn:

[tarcone]

Women are pure evil. Never, ever trust one that isnt family. And sometimes even then. They will backstab as soon as look at you.

[MikeVic]

I am not going to explain all the details (I know, boo hoo) but I've learned a lesson, will be filtering women more strictly, and act on advice instead of just listening to it.

[Karlifornia]

Still one of my favorite fables:

“The way you get a girl is to say, ‘No problem.' Everything, no problem," says a Russian mobster named Peter that's sitting next to me at dinner. "If they late then you just have a drink alone. When they show up you say, ‘Hey, don't worry about it.' And you go on with the night. Everything is no problem forever and ever. Don't call me back—no problem. See you on the street with another guy—no problem."


eter now has the attention of the entire table. He moves his head from far left to far right in a sweeping gesture that's so slow it makes me think he's totally forgotten what the fuck he was talking about. After making sure everyone is silent, he adds, "…then…when she finally say those three words. When she finally say, ‘I love you'. YOU TURN THAT BITCH OVER AND YOU FUCKING PUNISH HER FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT SHE PUT YOU THROUGH!!!"

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Just get a dog. They offer companionship and are too stupid to screw you over. The worst thing you'll have to deal with is cleaning the carpet on occasion.

[Noop]

We live in a society that has over catered to women. I understand there was a problem in the past but the way things are in this country, a woman can get away with practically anything. Things like marriage, children and other things of that ilk while good have the potential to be very bad, with the guy getting fucked over bad.

The genuinely good women become disenchanted because the wrong kind of girls get all the attention. And it has been my experience that women love attention. I think we as a people became to interested in status and name instead of value and worth.

As I get older I understand why guys I knew who were older then me settled for the average looking girl.

I think I went off on a wide tangent but I am to lazy to edit.

[Izulde]

I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older.

Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it.

[JediKooter]

Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits.

[DaddyTorgo]

I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older.

Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it.

:+1:

[Cringer]

Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits.
:+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::+1:

I agree in case you don't get it.

[RendeR]

Tits are highly overrated.

[bulletsponge]

Tits are highly overrated.

http://i4.photogiga.com/full.php/t19599_alizeeghey.jpg (http://www.photogiga.com/img.php/19599_alizeeghey.jpg)

[oliegirl]

Tits are highly overrated.

I personally happen to agree with this statement. I really don't understand the fascination with breasts...I see them daily and I promise you, although mine are fabulous, they really aren't all that big of a deal, they are just there. Can someone please explain the deal with guys and boobs???? :confused:

[Greyroofoo]

. I really don't understand the fascination with breasts...:

pics plz thx :)

[MikeVic]

I like butt and legs more than breasts I think. Although a nice set of breasts are beautiful.

[Groundhog]

I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older.

Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it.

That's a pretty poor attitude to have. There is, believe it or not, a surprising amount of variety of women in this world. I've been with girls of all types, some, like my most recent ex, were absolute nightmares, others, like my current gf, have been a breeze.

Depending on what you mean by "financially secure", I don't think that's a particularily unfair thing to expect from an adult. Though if "financially secure" just means rich, well, there is a small percentage of women who are only in it for that, sure. I'd suggest you broaden your search beyond bimbos.

If "financially secure" just means having a steady income and not struggling from day to day to make ends meet, again, that's not too much to expect from any adult. I know that I wouldn't want to date a girl that is unemployed and spends all day on the couch watching Oprah instead of job hunting.

And as for older girls being older, there comes a time when you realise that the chances of meeting a girl that looks like your favourite porn starlette or celeb and having them fall for you are somewhere lower than zero. I found that a quick glance in the mirror to remind myself that I'm not exactly king shit myself helped get over this shock to my system.

[Drake]

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

[tarcone]

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

This is true about my wife. But not my sister-in-law, her sister. Sis-in-law is like the Dad :crazy:

[DrAFTjunkie]

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

This thought process has landed me the girl of my dreams. Sure, there are exceptions to every rule, but more often than not, this theory is dead on.

[Karlifornia]

I think once you start generalizing is when you start punishing yourself. So, you've had a terrible experience or two (or three, or four). Anyone who hasn't is in denial, hasn't been in a relationship, or has been in one boring ass relationship for so long that they won't break up because they fear they have nothing left in their lives (a.k.a. hopeless co-dependency).

It can be kind of a knee-jerk when you have a prolonged dry-spell. "I haven't been getting laid, so all women must be shitty...because I know I'm alright."

It's trying to rationalize something that you are unhappy about. I've been there. I've gotten..uhm..intimate..with a girl or two and thought "Wow....I really like her..Maybe I've found THE ONE!" Only to get the cold shoulder.

You go through the process of "Why didn't she like me as much I as thought she did?", and you realize "Wow, there are girls that I have hooked up with and subsequently ignored...Now I feel how they feel. They probably think dudes are scum by and large!"

Hopefully, maturity has settled in, and the girl you pulled the hit-and-run on has realized she's much too good to even care about your sorry ass.

By the same token, you have to realize the girls that don't want you aren't anything to be missed.

[Lathum]

I've pretty much given up on women myself.

least surprising post ever.

[Lathum]

It's all part of maturing and learning.

I had alot of relationships before I met my wife. Some ended badly and some didn't.

I was bitter about the ones that ended badly, but now I look back and when I was in my early 20's it seemed like the sky was falling and now I wonder what I even saw in that person.

The bottom line is everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.

All I can say is when you meet the right person you will know.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I was bitter about the ones that ended badly, but now I look back and when I was in my early 20's it seemed like the sky was falling and now I wonder what I even saw in that person.


Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits.

Sometimes the answers are rather obvious.

[Lathum]

true, some of them were way out of my league, but I'm cocky and funny.

And giving away free booze never hurt anyones chances

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I was arrested at 19 for falsifying my identification. After a night in the holding cell I was taken to see the sergeant.

Sgt: "Boy, why did you change the date on your license and try to get into that bar?"

Me: "I wanted to go meet women with my friends who are all older."

Sgt: "I'm gonna give you some good advice. 18 year-old pussy is just as good as 30 year-old pussy, and you don't have to go to a bar to find it."

Me: "Yes sir, but the 30 year-old pussy is already a bit drunk and is more willing to give up that 30 year-old pussy than the 18 year-old who is just going to want me to buy some liquor anyway."

Sgt: "You have a point...'

[Lorena]

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

Holy shit, you just described my family to a tee.

[Noop]

She wasn't my girlfriend more then my "friend" but I have to say I am shocked that she would call my house and ask my roommate if other girls, sleep over with me when she is not there.

Me: Why are you asking my roommate if I am ****ing someone else?
Her: Who is she?
Me: I don't know who you're talking about?
Her: Fuck you Marvin. *object thrown at Marvin's head* Hilarity does not ensue.

So now I need to find a new friend, who will kiss my bruised forehead. :(

[BrianD]

Did she know she wasn't your girlfriend?

[MikeVic]

If she knows she wasn't your girlfriend, then that sucks. What did she throw?

[Noop]

She knew she wasn't my girl because we had an understanding that what we had was physical and nothing more. She threw an household ornament at me.

[Noop]

Dola

I am going to my LSAT class and through a third party I will attempt to get in contact with her.

[JediKooter]

Why the tits? Because it's not as much work as trying to look at their ass, pfft everyone knows that.

[RendeR]

Tits: Anything more than a mouthful is wasted space.

They're fine to look at, but they simply aren't all that exciting.

Now a long tender neck, deep rich eyes...I can stare and kiss and nibble on that all night long.

[korme]

More than a mouthful is wasted space? Dude, I could maybe fit a small B in my mouth.

In short, RendeR is gay.

[Dr. Sak]

One word Noop...

Cougar.

[RomaGoth]

She knew she wasn't my girl because we had an understanding that what we had was physical and nothing more. She threw an household ornament at me.

I have had "understandings" in the past too, and they never turned out well. Never. Women ultimately want more than just the physical aspect of a relationship.

[JediKooter]

Now a long tender neck, deep rich eyes...I can stare and kiss and nibble on that all night long.

Like this?

[MJ4H]

Like this?

anything more than a mouthful is wasted dontyaknow

[BrianD]

I have had "understandings" in the past too, and they never turned out well. Never. Women ultimately want more than just the physical aspect of a relationship.

And until they get to that point, the definitely don't want anybody else in there...or I guess I should say they don't want you in anywhere else.

[sterlingice]

Like this?

Circle wins the thread :D

SI

[Drake]

You know, I once wrote a book called "How to Find and Marry a Sane Women".

It sold one copy, then went out of print because the guy who bought it got her, and it just felt dishonest to keep selling it after that.

[Noop]

So all of this drama is because someone(Lets call him B) who I hang out with decided to make his move for her. He told her about the things I do when I go out. Which isn't much besides dancing up on a few girls and getting their numbers. Most of them usually don't remember who is calling because they might have gave a bunch of dudes their numbers, or I am forgettable.

So anyway after hearing this she felt like I was making her my "side hoe". After talking some more she told me I had to chose between being exclusive or being single without her. So yeah I didn't tell her yet but I am going to have to pass on being exclusive to this girl. Outside of sex I don't think I enjoy her company much and she is a Gator fan.

As for the guy when I see him I am just going to tell him that was a bitch move. One of the other guys(Calling him Y) in our inner circle was pissed because he told that guy(B) not to do that. Apparently he(B) is in love and doesn't want her getting mistreated.

I am sure my roommate will get a kick out of this because he was the first one to say its one of the boys who was throwing salt.

[MikeVic]

So it wasn't Woman, but Man. Boo.

[Dr. Sak]

Fuckin Cockblocker.

[sterlingice]

So all of this drama is because someone(Lets call him B) who I hang out with decided to make his move for her. He told her about the things I do when I go out. Which isn't much besides dancing up on a few girls and getting their numbers. Most of them usually don't remember who is calling because they might have gave a bunch of dudes their numbers, or I am forgettable.

So anyway after hearing this she felt like I was making her my "side hoe". After talking some more she told me I had to chose between being exclusive or being single without her. So yeah I didn't tell her yet but I am going to have to pass on being exclusive to this girl. Outside of sex I don't think I enjoy her company much and she is a Gator fan.

As for the guy when I see him I am just going to tell him that was a bitch move. One of the other guys(Calling him Y) in our inner circle was pissed because he told that guy(B) not to do that. Apparently he(B) is in love and doesn't want her getting mistreated.

I am sure my roommate will get a kick out of this because he was the first one to say its one of the boys who was throwing salt.

C'mon, Noop. I expected more. You don't need to resort to letters and flere diagrams ;)

SI

[Noop]

I added the letters because I was proof-reading and thought if I didn't add those letters it might have been a little confusing.

[st.cronin]

You know, I once wrote a book called "How to Find and Marry a Sane Women".

It sold one copy, then went out of print because the guy who bought it got her, and it just felt dishonest to keep selling it after that.

zing

[molson]

A funny thing happened today. I was awake most of the last two nights stressing about an issue with my gf (that I think is now resolved). Here at work today, more stress, I can't get anything done.

I go home, and fire up CIV IV for about 40 minutes. I felt a billion times better after that. I guess just because I was focussing my attention on something else.

Girls want to torture you by making you stress about them. The best way to fight that is do something else, anything else. Sounds obvious, but just a reminder.

[molson]

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

This is really tremendous advice but I can see why nobody takes it.

It's really difficult to deem someone as an unworthy gf because of their family. If you care about someone. you're just not going to dump them because of that. You describe my gf's family exactly here, and I'm starting to see the warning signs in her. But I'm not going to break up with her over it, even though I'm sure this isn't going to be a super-long term thing because of it. We'll break up later because of some factor that her family situation could of predicted, and that's just the way it has to be.

[MikeVic]

A funny thing happened today. I was awake most of the last two nights stressing about an issue with my gf (that I think is now resolved). Here at work today, more stress, I can't get anything done.

I go home, and fire up CIV IV for about 40 minutes. I felt a billion times better after that. I guess just because I was focussing my attention on something else.

Girls want to torture you by making you stress about them. The best way to fight that is do something else, anything else. Sounds obvious, but just a reminder.

I agree. After a set-back or a break-up, etc. you HAVE to get your mind off of her. At least I do, or it consumes me. And I can't get my mind off of someone unless I actually go do something, usually with other people.

[korme]

This girl found out I bagged some chick in the bar's restroom last Friday night, now she won't answer my phone, and it's driving me crazy. Women.

[MikeVic]

This girl found out I bagged some chick in the bar's restroom last Friday night, now she won't answer my phone, and it's driving me crazy. Women.

What's she doing with your phone?

[Eaglesfan27]

This is really tremendous advice but I can see why nobody takes it.


I think it is ok as a theory, but bad to generalize this to everyone or even most people. Sure, some people are likely to fall into the traps of previous generations, but plenty of people don't. They become introspective, they actively strive to change, and make themselves a better person than their parents. I'd hate to think that my wife would have judged me based on my father, and likewise I would never have married her if I judged her based on her mother or her sister. Her mother let herself go at a young age and has many personality flaws. Her sister also has some personality issues. My wife actively sought to avoid falling into those patterns of behavior and has done so, as lots of people do.

[Danny]

I think it is ok as a theory, but bad to generalize this to everyone or even most people. Sure, some people are likely to fall into the traps of previous generations, but plenty of people don't. They become introspective, they actively strive to change, and make themselves a better person than their parents. I'd hate to think that my wife would have judged me based on my father, and likewise I would never have married her if I judged her based on her mother or her sister. Her mother let herself go at a young age and has many personality flaws. Her sister also has some personality issues. My wife actively sought to avoid falling into those patterns of behavior and has done so, as lots of people do.

I agree, while attractive/unattractive qualities in a person are subjective, I am almost nothing like either one of my parents. I've been told this by many people and it's pretty obvious even when seeing either of us for a short period of time. I'm much more like my grandfather.

She is also fairly different (some similarities, but they are all good ones) from her mother although her mom is a tremendous person, so if she does develop some of her qualities that's not a problem anyway.

[Desnudo]

I think it is ok as a theory, but bad to generalize this to everyone or even most people. Sure, some people are likely to fall into the traps of previous generations, but plenty of people don't. They become introspective, they actively strive to change, and make themselves a better person than their parents. I'd hate to think that my wife would have judged me based on my father, and likewise I would never have married her if I judged her based on her mother or her sister. Her mother let herself go at a young age and has many personality flaws. Her sister also has some personality issues. My wife actively sought to avoid falling into those patterns of behavior and has done so, as lots of people do.

I agree. If someone is introspective and tries to change their unwanted behaviours, there's no reason why they need to turn out exactly like their parents. I think environment has a lot to do with it too.

[Drake]

Eaglesfan27 is, of course, completely correct. It is a generalization. A safe one, but a generalization nonetheless.

For the record, it is my fervent believe that everyone has the capacity for change, regardless of their circumstances and upbringing.

But few people do.

Not that it matters. No matter how hard you try and how rational you try to be about it, eventually, you will fall victim to the pussy blinders. The pussy blinders are all-powerful.

[Drake]

dola...

On a related note, I have observed (completely anecdotally) that if there's a reliable exception to that theory, it's most often going to be with the youngest sibling. This makes sense in the context of EF27's thoughts: the youngest kid has the opportunity to see the older kids' mistakes first hand and can learn from their example without having to duplicate their mistakes.

But really, this is all just a thought experiment. We all know that every chick on the planet is insane. The difference is only in degree.

[cartman]

Bones heal, and chicks dig scars.

[MikeVic]

So... it's been like a week and this girl facebook's me saying she knows we're not supposed to talk, but she's thinking of me and misses me and wants to update me on what's going on in her life... I just got over her and now she's all communicating again. Dammit. She's the one with the boyfriend, what else am I supposed to do! Frick frick. Frick.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I know this girl who has really, really large breasts. Every time I see her, there's some guy (a different one each time) asking her if they can have some breast milk. She seems to think it's funny. I have a feeling that if I ask her the same thing, she'll get me in trouble. I'm scared of women.

[Noop]

You should just go ahead and bang her.

[DaddyTorgo]

So... it's been like a week and this girl facebook's me saying she knows we're not supposed to talk, but she's thinking of me and misses me and wants to update me on what's going on in her life... I just got over her and now she's all communicating again. Dammit. She's the one with the boyfriend, what else am I supposed to do! Frick frick. Frick.

lol idk if you're kidding, but this happened to me from the bitch. and it's taking every fiber of my being not to respond, and yet I'm feeling like i'm going to

[MikeVic]

lol idk if you're kidding, but this happened to me from the bitch. and it's taking every fiber of my being not to respond, and yet I'm feeling like i'm going to

No I am not kidding. This was the last thing I expected when I logged into facebook. I really thought it was one of those things where she was unhappy with her guy for a bit, used me to cheer herself up, and that's that. I was used but whatever, it's done. If I don't respond I guess it stays at that.

[DaddyTorgo]

No I am not kidding. This was the last thing I expected when I logged into facebook. I really thought it was one of those things where she was unhappy with her guy for a bit, used me to cheer herself up, and that's that. I was used but whatever, it's done. If I don't respond I guess it stays at that.

yeah. I got a msg with the subject: "breathing" and the body "hope your head is at least above water over there. Take care -M"

and I was like "uhhh...wtf?? did 'i don't want to ever talk to you again' not mean anything to you?"

[Noop]

You know what if you cut off all contact with your former ex that will be the best revenge. It makes them feel that they are not important at all. Its a seed that grows as time passes and you continue to ignore emails, text messages, phone calls, and remove her from your friend list on myspace, facebook or whatever social thing you use. A complete cut off will make her feel like utter shit and she will never ever do what she did again.

[DaddyTorgo]

You know what if you cut off all contact with your former ex that will be the best revenge. It makes them feel that they are not important at all. Its a seed that grows as time passes and you continue to ignore emails, text messages, phone calls, and remove her from your friend list on myspace, facebook or whatever social thing you use. A complete cut off will make her feel like utter shit and she will never ever do what she did again.


this is true, and this is what is keeping my resolve strong

[MikeVic]

You know what if you cut off all contact with your former ex that will be the best revenge. It makes them feel that they are not important at all. Its a seed that grows as time passes and you continue to ignore emails, text messages, phone calls, and remove her from your friend list on myspace, facebook or whatever social thing you use. A complete cut off will make her feel like utter shit and she will never ever do what she did again.

In my case she was never mine alone to begin with, so I'm less tempted to answer. I'm just a bit mad that she would pull this.

[Noop]

this is true, and this is what is keeping my resolve strong

Stay strong.

[Noop]

In my case she was never mine alone to begin with, so I'm less tempted to answer. I'm just a bit mad that she would pull this.

If you were Jack they why did you catch feelings for her?

[DaddyTorgo]

bitch ain't deserve my response

[MikeVic]

If you were Jack they why did you catch feelings for her?

It's a big flaw of mine. I tried so hard not to get feelings but it's impossible for me. Once I get to know someone at all, I'm screwed. :banghead:

[Noop]

bitch ain't deserve my response

Damn right. I have ignored my ex for two years now and every time I go home I hear stories about her telling anyone who would listen that she regrets cheating on me. All I do is smile and tell them not to give her my number or address. In fact she found me on facebook, I added her as a friend, updated my status to something about forgiveness then blocked her. Fuck her.

[Noop]

It's a big flaw of mine. I tried so hard not to get feelings but it's impossible for me. Once I get to know someone at all, I'm screwed. :banghead:

Well remember she was cheating on her boyfriend with you, so what does that say about her? She is whore.

[DaddyTorgo]

Damn right. I have ignored my ex for two years now and every time I go home I hear stories about her telling anyone who would listen that she regrets cheating on me. All I do is smile and tell them not to give her my number or address. In fact she found me on facebook, I added her as a friend, updated my status to something about forgiveness then blocked her. Fuck her.

hahaah


nice

[Drake]

Um, the question you should be asking yourself is whether or not you *really* want to devote any more time and attention to a chick who has proven she's willing to cheat on her boyfriend.

Don't believe for a moment that you'll be any different when she decides she's bored again.

Has she mentioned to you yet how emotionally abusive he is? Or how she hasn't felt anything for him for a long time? Or maybe that they're on their way to breaking up anyway?

I'm just sayin', man. You don't want that life.

[Drake]

Well remember she was cheating on her boyfriend with you, so what does that say about her? She is whore.

Noop summed up in one line what it took me four paragraphs to say.

[MikeVic]

Yeah you guys are right.

[Drake]

She probably fucks like a sack of grain anyway.

[Noop]

Or she is the type who likes to just lay there, they're the worst.

[MacroGuru]

Hows this..

Log into my rarely used myspace, this girl I hooked up with in high school (16 years ago) has sent me a message.

I respond to her (Time and a plastic surgeon has done amazing things for her) asking how things are going.

I get, things are going great, I just moved back to Utah, was hoping we could hook up so I could F*** your brains out and show you what I learned over the past 16 years.

I was like WTF? :banghead: (Why am I married sometimes)

Then I turn to my wife and said, check out what this chick said....and we got a laugh...but you know....I'd hit it...

[Drake]

Not that sacks of grain are always bad. I shouldn't generalize. Depends on the grain.

Rice is okay. Wheat, not so much. It's all about gauge and viscosity.

[Noop]

Hows this..

Log into my rarely used myspace, this girl I hooked up with in high school (16 years ago) has sent me a message.

I respond to her (Time and a plastic surgeon has done amazing things for her) asking how things are going.

I get, things are going great, I just moved back to Utah, was hoping we could hook up so I could F*** your brains out and show you what I learned over the past 16 years.

I was like WTF? :banghead: (Why am I married sometimes)

Then I turn to my wife and said, check out what this chick said....and we got a laugh...but you know....I'd hit it...

OMG. You are a better man then me because I would have done the nasty with her if she is talking like that. Sounds like it would have been a ball-draining experience.

[Drake]

I was like WTF? :banghead: (Why am I married sometimes)


Answer that myspace ping and you won't have to be.

[MacroGuru]

OMG. You are a better man then me because I would have done the nasty with her if she is talking like that. Sounds like it would have been a ball-draining experience.

Trust me....right now, the fact I am 2000 miles away helps.

[MacroGuru]

Answer that myspace ping and you won't have to be.

I am afeared of lawyers, my wife has a good friend in Utah who is a really good divorce lawyer...

If I did anything wrong, I would be living out of a cardboard box, pay everything I made to her, and washing her clothes, washing her car and walking around town that I was Ex_Mrs.MacroGurus bitch....

So I tend to steer clear of situations like that...but I am thankful for the 2000 mile separation.

[MacroGuru]

Answer that myspace ping and you won't have to be.

It's almost like the other girl I had a major crush on in high school bumping into me at a gas station, sucking on a sucker. It went something like this.

Me: "OMG, Michelle I haven't seen you in years"

Her: "Oh wow, yeah I know...I hear your getting married is that true?"

Me: "Yeah in 5 days:

Her: She swirls the sucker in her mouth, showing me her talents "To bad, we could have had some serious fun together."

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU RESPOND TO ME IN HIGH SCHOOL THEN!!!

Ran into her brother the day before my wedding, and he was like "Dude she was drop dead serious, she had always wanted you."

From that point on, time to be upfront with women and tell them what I want.

[Drake]

Good for you, MG. :)

[cartman]

Hows this..

Log into my rarely used myspace, this girl I hooked up with in high school (16 years ago) has sent me a message.

I respond to her (Time and a plastic surgeon has done amazing things for her) asking how things are going.

I get, things are going great, I just moved back to Utah, was hoping we could hook up so I could F*** your brains out and show you what I learned over the past 16 years.

I was like WTF? :banghead: (Why am I married sometimes)

Then I turn to my wife and said, check out what this chick said....and we got a laugh...but you know....I'd hit it...

Is she visiting Texas anytime soon?

[Lorena]

Mike, Mike... MIKE!!!! Snap out of it man, do not, I repeat.. DO NOT reply to this girl.. I miss you, you make me laugh, I wanna update you.. no. Don't fall for it!!!

[Lorena]

i can't believe she's pulling that crap. wow.just.wow

[path12]

She probably fucks like a sack of grain anyway.

Or she is the type who likes to just lay there, they're the worst.

As opposed to the sack of grain? :confused:

[MacroGuru]

also, I have a bunch of the....just before marriage and I am married stories...It was like my wedding ring turned into a magnet. Ex-Girlfriends, girls I had crushes on, and women I just found extremely attractive...like the model that was 1/2 indian and 1/2 asian (GORGEOUS!) when I was in SF for the Macromedia DW/FW launch party, turned to me after we had been talking all night and said.."Are we going to your hotel room or what?"

[cartman]

also, I have a bunch of the....just before marriage and I am married stories...It was like my wedding ring turned into a magnet. Ex-Girlfriends, girls I had crushes on, and women I just found extremely attractive...like the model when I was in SF for the Macromedia DW/FW launch party, turned to me and said.."Are we going to your hotel room or what?"

Are any of them visiting Texas soon?

[Galaxy]

Are any of them visiting Texas soon?

LOL.

[Galaxy]

I think it is ok as a theory, but bad to generalize this to everyone or even most people. Sure, some people are likely to fall into the traps of previous generations, but plenty of people don't. They become introspective, they actively strive to change, and make themselves a better person than their parents. I'd hate to think that my wife would have judged me based on my father, and likewise I would never have married her if I judged her based on her mother or her sister. Her mother let herself go at a young age and has many personality flaws. Her sister also has some personality issues. My wife actively sought to avoid falling into those patterns of behavior and has done so, as lots of people do.

Do you think the relationships they have with their parents have any signs?

[sabotai]

Damn right. I have ignored my ex for two years now and every time I go home I hear stories about her telling anyone who would listen that she regrets cheating on me. All I do is smile and tell them not to give her my number or address. In fact she found me on facebook, I added her as a friend, updated my status to something about forgiveness then blocked her. Fuck her.

:thumbsup: Pure awesomeness.

[sabotai]

also, I have a bunch of the....just before marriage and I am married stories...It was like my wedding ring turned into a magnet. Ex-Girlfriends, girls I had crushes on, and women I just found extremely attractive...like the model that was 1/2 indian and 1/2 asian (GORGEOUS!) when I was in SF for the Macromedia DW/FW launch party, turned to me after we had been talking all night and said.."Are we going to your hotel room or what?"

Dude....

You wouldn't happen to have pics, would you?

[Izulde]

Mike, Mike... MIKE!!!! Snap out of it man, do not, I repeat.. DO NOT reply to this girl.. I miss you, you make me laugh, I wanna update you.. no. Don't fall for it!!!

It's cuddlebitch central waiting to happen and son, you don't want a ticket to that station, because you'll be singing the blues with a one-string guitar, chugging the 40 oz with the bums and swapping sad-sack stories while trying to make sure your ass is against the wall so it's unbreachable.

[MacroGuru]

Dude....

You wouldn't happen to have pics, would you?

I have a former coworker I have been trying to get a hold of to get the pictures he took that night. He keeps promising to send them but forgets...:(

My wife doesn't believe me, I have to show her...I think to her it's a pure game and she gets a kick out of it.....

[DaddyTorgo]

Dude....

You wouldn't happen to have pics, would you?

FWIW I know I still owe people pics too...i just haven't been feeling the combination of whatever...anger+ability to go in there and zip them all up and send them off.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I hate the lingering feeling you can get from a woman you were with...

The last one I was seeing was one I couldn't get away from fast enough. As soon as I did I was relieved as hell. Now of course, I miss her a bit. I just emailed her even though I know that it's a no win situation. Either she doesn't want to see me (which I believe will be the case) or she will. If she does, then I'll be right back where I was before with wanting to get rid of her.

On a positive note, after a friend brought up a woman from my past I looked her up and found she has a page that while it does not contain any pictures, it does say that she moved out of state to be with her "partner." I may have drove her to give up on men! LOL!

[Galaxy]

Here you go gentlemen, the next time your in Vegas:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25640691/

The video may not be safe enough for work (not it's bad or anything).

[sabotai]

Here you go gentlemen, the next time your in Vegas:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25640691/

That is so fucking hot!

[Lathum]

I would love an 80 year old stripper.

Imagine what she would do for a nickle

[Pumpy Tudors]

Oh, shit. I'm going to Vegas in 17 hours. Sign me the fuck up.

[Lathum]

Oh, shit. I'm going to Vegas in 17 hours. Sign me the fuck up.

I hate you

[Pumpy Tudors]

I hate you
Let me guess. You were in Vegas and you just left?

[Galaxy]

I would love an 80 year old stripper.

Imagine what she would do for a nickle

You can't buy experience.

[Lathum]

Let me guess. You were in Vegas and you just left?

yup

[Pumpy Tudors]

yup
It seems to be a running theme. There have been at least 4 people who wanted to meet me and just left Las Vegas.

[Galaxy]

Doesn't everyone want to meet you?

[RendeR]

I Don't.