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WussGawd
03-16-2003, 09:18 PM
Yes, it's the first of 2004 It Rhymes with Puke Awards. This one goes to the worst freshman on the team. Here are the candidates:

WussGawd
03-16-2003, 09:32 PM
Here are the particulars on the Poopy Diaper candidates:

PG Courtney Lyles: 31 Games, 24 min/game, 9.6 points/game, 6.5 assists/game, 56% FG, 27.9% 3P%, 95% FT%

By the end of the season, Courtney was the starter at point guard.

SG Derricus Granger: 36 games, 14 min/game, 5.6 points/game, 2.7 assists/game, 48% FG%, 29% 3P%, 93% FT%

Derricus was a backup at shooting guard who played a good amount of minutes.

SG Kenyon Wright, 6 Games, 4 min/game, 2.5 points/game, 1 assists/game, 33% FG%, 60% FT%

Kenyon was the third stringer at shooting guard. He only logged minutes in mopup time.

PF Kris Robinson, 23 games, 5 min/game, 1.8 points/game, 1.3 rebounds/game, 57% FG%, 28% 3P%, 100% FT%

Like Kenyon, Kris didn't see minutes unless the game was a rout.

C Mike Cole, 36 games, 15 min/game, 3.6 points/game, 3.3 rebounds/game, 59% FG%, 40% 3P%, 88% FT%

Cole was the third stringer at center. Nonetheless, by the end of the season, he was stealing minutes from the #2 guys at both the 4 & 5 spots.

None of the Above: Vote this selection if you really feel that none of these candidates suck enough to really make a foul smelling poopy diaper.