New User Introductory Thread

[DaddyTorgo]

Hey - thought it might make sense to have a post where new users could introduce themselves and say whatever they want about themselves - in case we get a steady trickle of new signups from the OS-merger.

If the HNIC wants to sticky this cuz he thinks it's a good idea great - if not that's fine too.

[st.cronin]

Hi.

[DaddyTorgo]

you're not new. stop abusing the system

[st.cronin]

I'm new to this thread.

[Lorena]

We're harmless.

[Zelig]

October 2000

[Desnudo]

do you like stuff?

[Bonegavel]

pixplsthx

[DaddyTorgo]

i'm going to delete this so all you haters lose posts

[Scarecrow]

in before deletion :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

I was born on the campus of West Virginia State University in 1976. Well, I was not technically “born.” Rather, I was spilled when an angry lacrosse player lanced the orange gelatinous shell that I was being bred within. I started playing poker immediately, and I traveled throughout the mid-Atlantic United States and sub-Saharan Africa in search of the biggest 5 card stud games in the world. When 5 card stud died out, my heart went along with it. I am now surviving on a diet of unsalted crackers and mechanically separated chicken. I do not have a functional pancreas. I graduated from the University of New Orleans in 2002 with a bachelor of arts degree in mass communications.

There. I dare you to delete this thread now.

[MikeVic]

Some of that seems legit, so now I'm thinking the whole thing is.

[st.cronin]

I was born on the campus of West Virginia State University in 1976. Well, I was not technically “born.” Rather, I was spilled when an angry lacrosse player lanced the orange gelatinous shell that I was being bred within. I started playing poker immediately, and I traveled throughout the mid-Atlantic United States and sub-Saharan Africa in search of the biggest 5 card stud games in the world. When 5 card stud died out, my heart went along with it. I am now surviving on a diet of unsalted crackers and mechanically separated chicken. I do not have a functional pancreas. I graduated from the University of New Orleans in 2002 with a bachelor of arts degree in mass communications.

There. I dare you to delete this thread now.

Welcome to the board!

[Pumpy Tudors]

WELCOME SULTANA!

[MikeVic]

Welcome saint cronner!

[Dr. Sak]

Welcome Poopy Turds!

[Axxon]

Hi.

Stop causing problems.

[DanGarion]

I was born on the campus of West Virginia State University in 1976. Well, I was not technically “born.” Rather, I was spilled when an angry lacrosse player lanced the orange gelatinous shell that I was being bred within. I started playing poker immediately, and I traveled throughout the mid-Atlantic United States and sub-Saharan Africa in search of the biggest 5 card stud games in the world. When 5 card stud died out, my heart went along with it. I am now surviving on a diet of unsalted crackers and mechanically separated chicken. I do not have a functional pancreas. I graduated from the University of New Orleans in 2002 with a bachelor of arts degree in mass communications.

There. I dare you to delete this thread now.
You should have majored in mass assassinations instead.
That would be pretty cool.

[Kodos]

Welcome, Exxon!

[JediKooter]

Hi, I'm a Mac.

[DaddyTorgo]

bah! humbug!!

[DanGarion]

Welcome, Exxon!

Yeah, just don't mention that Valdez thing to him...

[Kodos]

Oil be sure not to.

[Butter]

Welcome David Ben-Gurion!

[KWhit]

Hi. My name is KWhit and I'm an alcoholic.

[MizzouRah]

Welcome KWhit!

[Axxon]

Yeah, just don't mention that Valdez thing to him...

Thanks a lot. I was just about to post "it's Mr Valdez to you. " :(

[Axxon]

Oil be sure not to.

You trying to be slick?

[ISiddiqui]

Juan Valdez?

[Axxon]

Juan Valdez?

Naah, but I've bean mistaken for him before.

[BishopMVP]

You trying to be slick?Looks like we need to clean up this thread.

[Axxon]

Looks like we need to clean up this thread.

Yes, before it gets too crude.

[Coffee Warlord]

Yes, before it gets too crude.

I have not yet BEGUN to be crude!

[Axxon]

I have not yet BEGUN to be crude!

Well, you don't seem refined to me.

[Kodos]

I've got a sinking feeling about this.

[Axxon]

I'd considered that prospect.

[st.cronin]

This thread has drifted dangerously off course.

[Axxon]

This thread has drifted dangerously off course.

That's a viscous lie.

[MikeVic]

Oh no.

[Dr. Sak]

Iceberg right ahead!

[Kodos]

I'm the king of the world!

[Axxon]

Iceberg right ahead!

Lettuce avoid it then.

Oh noes, I can't stop.

[Antmeister]

Hi....I am a black man who sings Journey songs. I am new to this forum and I figured people should be warned ahead of time.

[Axxon]

Hi....I am a black man who sings Journey songs. I am new to this forum and I figured people should be warned ahead of time.

You're Randy Jackson???

[Dr. Sak]

He sure is DAWG!

[Antmeister]

You're Randy Jackson???

I refuse to answer that question dawg.

[Antmeister]

Damn you bsak!

[Axxon]

You both pounded out your answers at the same time.

[Dr. Sak]

That's not all we pounded. HIGH FIVE!!

[Axxon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[st.cronin]

Was it traffic sucks?

[Thomkal]

We're gonna be traded back to Gamespy after the Operation Sports guys read this thread. :)

[DaddyTorgo]

We're gonna be traded back to Gamespy after the Operation Sports guys read this thread. :)

i think we have a trade kicker that makes that virtually impossible :D

[JediKooter]

Did Evan ever show up?

[JeeberD]

You think anyone new is gonna want to sign up here after seeing this thread?

Yup, I do, too!

[DanGarion]

That's not all we pounded. HIGH FIVE!!Haha the TODD!

[ISiddiqui]

You think anyone new is gonna want to sign up here after seeing this thread?

Yup, I do, too!

I'd sign up again if I was new... :thumbsup:

[wbatl1]

58 Posts, zero new faces, but a heck of a lot of good laughs! Kudos, guys!

[Izulde]

Kodos? Where?! It's an alien sighting!

[korme]

This thread does not deliver.

[oliegirl]

Did anyone else notice the poster formerly known as Dodgerchick is now Lorena? When did that happen???

[Pumpy Tudors]

Well, jeez. SkyDog, Dodgerchick, who's next? Maybe I should just change my name to Iheanyi Uwaezuoke and get it over with.

[st.cronin]

Well, jeez. SkyDog, Dodgerchick, who's next? Maybe I should just change my name to Iheanyi Uwaezuoke and get it over with.

Hammer Time

[DanGarion]

Well, jeez. SkyDog, Dodgerchick, who's next? Maybe I should just change my name to Iheanyi Uwaezuoke and get it over with.

What happened to Dodgerchick?

[JeeberD]

.

Are you kidding me?!?! :mad:

[Chief Rum]

Are you kidding me?!?! :mad:

Depends. Is the thread title intended to read NEW USER Introductory Thread or NEW User Introductory Thread.

If this a new is for the thread, then this thread delivers. If it is for new users, this thread does not deliver. :)

[Pumpy Tudors]

What happened to Dodgerchick?
This makes me laugh. :)

[st.cronin]

Do we even have any new users yet?

[Eaglesfan27]

YankeePride is new and has been on OS for a long time.

[JeeberD]

Depends. Is the thread title intended to read NEW USER Introductory Thread or NEW User Introductory Thread.

If this a new is for the thread, then this thread delivers. If it is for new users, this thread does not deliver. :)

You know that wasn't what I was talking about, smartass... ;)

[korme]

I'm sorry Jeeber, I never want to hurt you.

If you change your name to JEck I won't be a hater

[She Who Must Be Obeyed]

Introducing myself as the resident lurker :-)

(more discussion on the French Open, please)

[She Who Must Be Obeyed]

Dola...

Apparently I need to learn how to update my profile.

[JeeberD]

I'm sorry Jeeber, I never want to hurt you.

If you change your name to JEck I won't be a hater

Wouldn't I need to change it to Eck or Eckbe? You didn't change your name to SKorme...

Anywho, you'll always be Shortstuff to me...

[Bonegavel]

Dola...

Apparently I need to learn how to update my profile.

How the hell do you log in with that username? Must not be fun.

[JeeberD]

Holy crap, I just discovered the PERFECT new name for me.


...

[MizzouRah]

Holy crap, I just discovered the PERFECT new name for me.


...

CardsWin? :p

[JeeberD]

Where were you last night?

[Izulde]

Maybe I should change my name too.

[Axxon]

Maybe I should change my name too.

I would but what would it matter.

WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYIN’
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN'
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE ON MY FIGHTIN’ SIDE

CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN’ IN THE RAIN
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

WELL, I’VE HEARD MY NAME
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)
AND I’VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I’VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I’LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"
IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

REPEAT CHORUS

RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING’ DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDIN’ IN THE RAIN
NO, A’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

[MizzouRah]

Where were you last night?

Thinking of you Jeebie.

[JeeberD]

No, that was your wife... :p