Cringer's wife is awesome [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

SackAttack

06-17-2008, 10:12 PM

Well, yes, but you're an admitted sufferer of head trauma.

How can we accept that as objective fact?

Cringer

06-17-2008, 10:14 PM

I think the head trauma has really messed the poor guy up.:crazy:

JeeberD

06-17-2008, 10:49 PM

Boobies!

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 07:24 AM

All wives are awesome because we have boobies :)

Suburban Rhythm

06-18-2008, 07:32 AM

All wives are awesome because we have boobies :)

Pics plz k thks

Bonegavel

06-18-2008, 09:23 AM

All wives are awesome because we have boobies :)

Well, technically it's the boobies that are awesome... :D

sachmo71

06-18-2008, 09:24 AM

All wives are awesome because we have boobies :)

ur right :(

EagleFan

06-18-2008, 09:29 AM

Boobies!

Great, now I have accidental words running through my head...

Schmidty

06-18-2008, 09:34 AM

All wives are awesome because we have boobies :)

DEPENDS ON THE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

Although, any side-boob at least looks a little good, no matter how bad it actually is from the front. When you get a nice pair from the front too, it's like a Mammary Rembrandt.

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 11:02 AM

I bought my son (10 years old) a shirt while we were in Mexico, and I'm thinking I need to find a way for all FOFC men to get one...it's got color drawings of topless women, and each one has different boobs, and they all have name underneath them...there are blockbuster, umbrella hooks, lemons, etc...I'll have to see if I can scan it in or something so you guys can see it :)

The guy we bought it from thought it was hysterical I was getting this for my son and told me I was the "coolest mom ever"...my son echoed this sentiment when I gave it to him, after he stopped laughing.

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 11:03 AM

Pics plz k thks

Can't accommodate you on that, but I assure you - they are awesome...I have references if you'd like ;)

JeeberD

06-18-2008, 11:26 AM

Your ten year old son? Seriously?

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 11:28 AM

Yep. I've heard him and his friends starting to talk about this stuff...so I figured I'd rather him feel that he can talk to me about it than feel that it's some secret or something to be embarassed about.

There were rules put down when I gave it to him...no wearing it outside of the house, it's only for sleeping. It doesn't stay in his room, I was afraid he'd try to sneak it to school in his backpack or something. It stays in my dresser and when he wants to sleep in it, he gets it and then it goes back in my dresser.

JediKooter

06-18-2008, 11:39 AM

What this thread needs is more boobies. (o)(o)

Lorena

06-18-2008, 11:40 AM

What this thread needs is more boobies.
(O) Y (O)

Fixed to double Ds

JediKooter

06-18-2008, 11:42 AM

Fixed to double Ds

Thanks. I'm still trying to learn ASCII.

Why do I want pancakes now?

EagleFan

06-18-2008, 11:52 AM

Can't accommodate you on that, but I assure you - they are awesome...I have references if you'd like ;)

You want us to believe based on blind faith, who are you Jerry Fallwell? ;)

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 12:37 PM

You want us to believe based on blind faith, who are you Jerry Fallwell? ;)

I told you I had references! I'd post pics, but fear of bannination and my husband finding out is keeping me from doing so...

Anthony

06-18-2008, 12:49 PM

PM then.

i would keep it very confidential and for my viewing purposes only.

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 01:00 PM

PM then.

i would keep it very confidential and for my viewing purposes only.

Oh yeah, because of all the guys here - you are the one I trust :rolleyes:

EagleFan

06-18-2008, 01:14 PM

Oh yeah, because of all the guys here - you are the one I trust :rolleyes:

Is it my imaginmation or have I always felt mutual trust from you?

...

:D ;) :devil:

Cringer

06-18-2008, 01:19 PM

This thread hasn't gone where I thought it would. And I had a lot of different ways it could go in my head last night when I saw it.....

Dr. Sak

06-18-2008, 01:24 PM

I WANNA SEE TITTIES!!!!!

MacroGuru

06-18-2008, 01:27 PM

This thread hasn't gone where I thought it would. And I had a lot of different ways it could go in my head last night when I saw it.....

Well first, I thought you would be all hell yeah...then I thought when the boobie parade started asking for pix plz you would be hell yeah....then it didn't happen...and you were like hell no! And I am like....this sucks.

Then Oliegirl comes in teasing.....So when we call her references, we need the one that can tell the best story so he/she (Hey you never know) can provide the subtle literary qualities a penthouse story can have and we can visualize......

:devil: :popcorn:

JediKooter

06-18-2008, 01:31 PM

Then Oliegirl comes in teasing.....So when we call her references, we need the one that can tell the best story so he/she (Hey you never know) can provide the subtle literary qualities a penthouse story can have and we can visualize......

:devil: :popcorn:

Dear Penthouse Forums, you will never believe what just happened...

Cringer

06-18-2008, 01:37 PM

Fine, big babies, you act like no one has seen these pics before.......

(I decided the pics were a limited time offer.) :D

Let me get out of here now before Pumpy sees.

MacroGuru

06-18-2008, 01:41 PM

Speaking of boobies !

Heya Cringer....

Remember that waitress in that one border town we were at and referenced in the drunk guy thread....

I miss times like that.....:D:devil:

Dr. Sak

06-18-2008, 01:44 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/9bf7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/5234.jpg
.

http://www.navandgen.co.uk/images/yacht_motorboat_bottom.jpg

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 01:45 PM

Fine, big babies, you act like no one has seen these pics before.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/9bf7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Cringer/5234.jpg

Let me get out of here now before Pumpy sees.

Mine are better...but I do think I have that same bra in the first picture! :D

Dr. Sak

06-18-2008, 01:45 PM

Mine are better...but I do think I have that same bra in the first picture! :D

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

MikeVic

06-18-2008, 01:47 PM

Nice Cringer. I like Loren. She helped me with some eucalyptus oils or something like that.

EagleFan

06-18-2008, 01:51 PM

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

A 6 foot cock? How the hell do you walk around? Elephantitus gone mad.

MacroGuru

06-18-2008, 01:51 PM

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

plz don't prove it....no pix plz k thnx

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 01:51 PM

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

I do! Loren has good taste, except when it comes to men....

Just kidding Cringer!!! :D

JeeberD

06-18-2008, 01:52 PM

The second one is new to me. Thanks for sharing...

Dr. Sak

06-18-2008, 01:53 PM

Sorry...I meant to say I have a cock the size of John Holmes' cock...

But since I was only using my left hand to type, it got tired I prematurely hit the send button.

Lorena

06-18-2008, 01:59 PM

Sorry...I meant to say I have a cock the size of John Holmes' cock...

But since I was only using my left hand to type, it got tired I prematurely hit the send button.

are you sure that's the only thing you did prematurely?

EagleFan

06-18-2008, 02:05 PM

Thanks for the PM oliegirl!!!

Of course it wouldn't be nice of me not to share. NSFW

hxxp://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lasmary3a.jpg

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 02:06 PM

Thanks for the PM oliegirl!!!

Of course it wouldn't be nice of me not to share. NSFW

hxxp://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lasmary3a.jpg

Yeah, you are funny

Dr. Sak

06-18-2008, 02:08 PM

I refuse to look...I'm not getting goatseyed

MacroGuru

06-18-2008, 02:10 PM

I refuse to look...I'm not getting goatseyed

It's the Cameron Diaz cut scene from Something about Mary :popcorn:

oliegirl

06-18-2008, 02:14 PM

It's the Cameron Diaz cut scene from Something about Mary :popcorn:

Yep...Magda's old droopy boobies...blech

EagleFan

06-18-2008, 02:17 PM

Sorry, couldn't resist...

:devil:

JediKooter

06-18-2008, 02:29 PM

Anthony

06-18-2008, 06:44 PM

one time i was suckling from the teet of this girlfriend of mine and i got so into it (as did she) that i wanted to bite her nipple off. she said her knockers were sore for the rest of the day.

i was really going to town on those things too. i kept biting harder and harder and she was digging it.

Draft Dodger

06-18-2008, 06:47 PM

Fixed to double Ds

what'd I do???
:confused:

bulletsponge

06-18-2008, 06:58 PM

This thread still needs more boobage. None of the oranges in socks kind of boobs either. I'm talking about the kind that are so mouth watering good, it almost makes you want to cry outloud and thank the Boobie gods for giving us mere mortals a gift that only they could bestow upon us.

i can provide you the pair you lust after, but im sure i will get boxed/banned or whatever for posting said lucsious knockers

JediKooter

06-18-2008, 07:21 PM

i can provide you the pair you lust after, but im sure i will get boxed/banned or whatever for posting said lucsious knockers

Do you rent them out or are they keepers?

mckerney

06-18-2008, 08:57 PM

What this thread needs is a picture of a pair of Great Tits

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987_great_tits.jpg

Oh yeah...