Karlifornia
06-28-2008, 07:17 PM
So, like...I get laid quite a bit. I mean, I'm not a manwhore or anything, but let's just say that I don't consider a night a success unless I've nailed a blonde, a brunette, and redhead (not at the same time....usually).
I recently had penis enlargement surgery, and last time I was at the dentist, he grabbed a handful of shaft and said "Hey, sonny..you've got quite a cock there. You should really start wearing wranglers so that the 1 or 2 girls that don't already find you gorgeous have another reason to bang you!"
So, I go to the piggly wiggly, and this supermodel is working the register. I know she's a supermodel because she's hot. I guess I'd rank her on the low end of supermodels, but I had 15 minutes to spare, so I was like, "why not give her the best moment of her lifetime. A boning. By me."
I mean, I'm really hot. I get this. I would probably have sex with myself. I'm not some kinda faggy homo queer, though. I hear they like to drink semen from spoons. Fags.
Anyway back to how hot I am. I went to Thanksgiving dinner last year wearing nothing but a banana hammock, tanning oil, and I was carrying a sparkler in each hand. All of the women present started furiously masturbating. I passed by a full length mirror on the way to the dinner, table, and I couldn't help but rub a quick one out to myself. I mean, I'm only human, right? Actually, no. I'm not human. I am an Earthbound sex God.
Women flock to me like a queer on cock buffet night.
I recently had penis enlargement surgery, and last time I was at the dentist, he grabbed a handful of shaft and said "Hey, sonny..you've got quite a cock there. You should really start wearing wranglers so that the 1 or 2 girls that don't already find you gorgeous have another reason to bang you!"
So, I go to the piggly wiggly, and this supermodel is working the register. I know she's a supermodel because she's hot. I guess I'd rank her on the low end of supermodels, but I had 15 minutes to spare, so I was like, "why not give her the best moment of her lifetime. A boning. By me."
I mean, I'm really hot. I get this. I would probably have sex with myself. I'm not some kinda faggy homo queer, though. I hear they like to drink semen from spoons. Fags.
Anyway back to how hot I am. I went to Thanksgiving dinner last year wearing nothing but a banana hammock, tanning oil, and I was carrying a sparkler in each hand. All of the women present started furiously masturbating. I passed by a full length mirror on the way to the dinner, table, and I couldn't help but rub a quick one out to myself. I mean, I'm only human, right? Actually, no. I'm not human. I am an Earthbound sex God.
Women flock to me like a queer on cock buffet night.