Is this original

[TCY Junkie]

Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?










Because sometimes hoes go down on her.

[B & B]

What better this joke or google ads?

[Sun Tzu]

this thread is an abomination

[Passacaglia]

how my ass taste

[Lorena]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

[Crim]

Hell Atlantic's was better.

[Crim]

Hell Atlantic's comedic effort (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1506866&postcount=1)

[Crim]

btw I'm not saying "good", I'm saying "better".

[MikeVic]

i DON'T GET IT.

[Mustang]

Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?


So your Mom doesn't look at her ass and she can giggle in private?

[RendeR]

Why is Mother Nature hiding in the closet?


Because sometimes hoes go down on her.


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Not.

[MJ4H]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/RPS/595disappointed3if8py3od9.jpg

[TCY Junkie]

What better this joke or google ads?

Firefox

how my ass taste

Slightly better than average.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

At least if your not going to answer the question, you put a joke in here.

Hell Atlantic's was better.

I saw that thread before posting, but didn't know if this was original.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Gorgonian14/RPS/595disappointed3if8py3od9.jpg

Yeah that is what I'm going for.
I was in a daze and not awake totally when I thought it up. Then later, I thought I might have heard it before, but I probably just have a short attention span. If no one has heard it before, I now lay claim to this Mother Nature is a lesbian joke that makes you want to put your head down in embarrassment. After I was fully awake I really thought I heard something like this before, maybe I hadn't. I googled looking for it, but couldn't find anything like it. Thanks, for sort of answering my question, it would drive me crazy not knowing if I heard it somewhere else.

Mustang: My mom only checks out asses because she knows I like them. I missed that one and mom told me she looked nice when we were sitting and when I saw her from the back side I think I knew what she meant.

[Mustang]

I think I knew what she meant.

So your Mom could have been checking out her tits instead?

[TCY Junkie]

So your Mom could have been checking out her tits instead?

I doubt it, my dad is a workaholic so I told her to get a girlfriend and she told me she wasn't that kind of woman. I'm 29 and she wants some more grandchildren. That is why I feel she is trying so hard, she wants a grandchild that is good looking, smart, and knows how to appear in or as an ass on a message board.

[Mustang]

That is why I feel she is trying so hard, she wants a grandchild that is good looking, smart, and knows how to appear in or as an ass on a message board.

Don't say that, Hornsmaniac will want you to adopt him.

[TCY Junkie]

i DON'T GET IT.

I like dual meaning riddles or jokes.

Most people think of women when they hear the word hoe. If you thought I was just talking about women, I wasn't. I didn't even know Mother Nature had an ass or any other body parts to go down on until recently. If a hoe is thrown down on the ground, that doesn't make Earth a lesbian. And if your talking about a woman going down sexually on earth that doesn't have any logic. Making a woman the only point of the joke is like rhyming something with itself.

Most gardening hoes when used properly are swung down into the ground. If a hoe goes down on Mother Nature then lesbian.

[mckerney]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20080713.gif

[KWhit]

Worst 'joke' ever.

[MikeVic]

I like dual meaning riddles or jokes.

Most people think of women when they hear the word hoe. If you thought I was just talking about women, I wasn't. I didn't even know Mother Nature had an ass or any other body parts to go down on until recently. If a hoe is thrown down on the ground, that doesn't make Earth a lesbian. And if your talking about a woman going down sexually on earth that doesn't have any logic. Making a woman the only point of the joke is like rhyming something with itself.

Most gardening hoes when used properly are swung down into the ground. If a hoe goes down on Mother Nature then lesbian.

But she's hiding in the closet BECAUSE hoes go down on her? If this is a lesbian thing, why isn't she out in the open?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Yeah, well yo mama's so fat that people look at her and say "That is one fat woman.":

[MikeVic]

Yo momma so fat she weighs a lot.

[Lorena]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll79/PicturesSayEverything/skittles.png

[Dr. Sak]

You momma so ugly they renamed Halloween...yourmommaween.

[TCY Junkie]

Worst 'joke' ever.

I was going for confusing, but there is honor in being the best at being bad.




But she's hiding in the closet BECAUSE hoes go down on her? If this is a lesbian thing, why isn't she out in the open?

I googled it and it is not well known, so she is a closet lesbian for hiding this.

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll79/PicturesSayEverything/skittles.png

I think you have my mother confused with my sister.

[MJ4H]

your moms so fat when she sits on my face i cant hear the stereo

[RendeR]

This thread has yet to even attempt at delivering.

[MikeVic]

I think it does fine at delivering lame jokes. ;)

[Pumpy Tudors]

Tell me if this one is original:

Q: What the the business analyst say when he lost his notes from a client meeting?

A: "Boss, where's my notebook? Administrative assistant, where's my notebook? Receptionist, where's my notebook? Account manager, where's my notebook? Cute blonde, where's my notebook? Security, where's my notebook? I am so fucked."

[Crim]

Lois, if you were preparing dinner any slower... well, uh... well you wouldn't be cooking very quickly at all, now would you? Oh, yes, I went there!

[TCY Junkie]

I went to the bathroom and saw a big dick in the mirror. I was thinking why couldn't I see that when I didn't have my pants on.