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Antmeister
09-09-2008, 05:13 PM
Okay, here the face.....
http://a484.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00676/38/41/676831483_l.jpg

He is not Andy Samberg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/Picture_221.jpg/200px-Picture_221.jpg

Now ask him questions.

The next participant is DeToxRox. Questioning will continue until Tuesday (September 16th). The FTB will be posted on Friday (September 19th). Any questions after that questioning deadline can be answered if DeToxRox chooses to do so.


The first 50 Questions:
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Where did you grow up?
What brought you to the FOFC?
Have you ever played werewolf?
Do you have any superpowers?
What do you do for fun? What do you do for money?
How long do you expect to live?
What do you look like?
What do you prefer physically in a woman?
How did you get your username?
What sports do you follow?
Which are your favorite teams?
Why or how did they become your favorite teams?
What do you do for a living?
Do you have any post-secondary education? if so, where?
Are you married? Have a common law partner? Have kids?
What would you say is some of your favorite music?
What would you say are some of your favorite movies?
Where were you born?
Where have you lived and where do you live now? Do you have any opinions on the places you have lived in?
Do you play any sports? Have you played any sports in the past? Are there sports you want to try out?
Happiest moment of your life?
Saddest moment of your life?
If you had to re-live one moment in your life, what would it be?
What regrets do you have?
Do you consider yourself to be an introvert or an extrovert?
What is your favorite catch phrase?
What are your top 5 movies?
What would you do with 1 million bucks? 10 million?
You're at a party and as it progresses, everyone strips naked and jumps in the pool, do you join?
What's your beverage of choice?
Do you have an abnormal fear?
What food do you never tire of?
What better: vanilla or chocolate?
What better: sweet or salty?
Favorite YouTube video?
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Which bad habits drive you crazy?
Do you have any annoying habits?
List 1 thing you would change about yourself.
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Do you have any hidden talents?
What happens to us after we die?
Would you break the law or lie to save a friend?
Did you ever have a realistic dream that truly scared you?
What are you not afraid of?
Which is worse: rejection or failure?
What are you hoping for in the future?
You are on a flight from California to Texas and the back of the airplane catches fire. You have
enough time to make ONE phone call, who would you call?
You are at the doctor's office and she has informed you that you have one month to live.. what do you do?
Why are SpongeBob SquarePants' parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Lorena
09-09-2008, 06:50 PM
What's a good way to get on your bad side?

When did your life stop making sense?

Not including being born and dying, what is the one thing that can happen only once in a lifetime?

What do you have more of than most people?

Would you answer this question by not answering it?

Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 P.M.?

Suburban Rhythm
09-09-2008, 07:27 PM
Do you feel bad at all winning the Cup, and then signing Hossa on top of it?

Biggest pet peeve? FOFC pet peeve?

DeToxRox cereal is introduced-- what is on the box? what is in the cereal? And what is the cool prize inside?

Logan
09-09-2008, 09:40 PM
How will you handle Colorado's loss to Oklahoma State?

Define what you will view as success under Rich Rod. How long will it take to reach that? Or, can it be reached?

When Rich Rod screws Michigan over, are you gonna come up with new posts bashing him or are you planning on just quoting all of the posts of Swaggs, timmynausea, WVUFAN, etc from last year?

Your call this time: Marlo or Avon?

Honolulu_Blue
09-10-2008, 07:22 PM
Who do you think the starting quarterback will be at Michigan in 3 years?

Who is your favorite obscure Red Wing?

Most hated current NHL player? Most hated NHL player of all time?

What are your favorite 3 restaurants in the Metro Detroit area?

Worst thing about living here?

Best thing about living here?

You are starting a NHL team. Pick: three current forwards, 2 current defensemen, and 1 current goalie.

The Lions have 11 defensive linemen. How is it possible that all 11 suck so bad?

Should Jim Leyland be given an extension?

DeToxRox
09-10-2008, 08:29 PM
F you Logan for that question on Marlo or Avon. My head is spinning.

Logan
09-10-2008, 08:53 PM
Your own fault man.

MikeVic
09-10-2008, 09:56 PM
Why the name change?

Karlifornia
09-11-2008, 12:04 AM
You ugly, egg-headed son of a cunt. I'm treating this less like an FTB, and more like a roast.

Danny Detox, you are the most miserable human I've ever known. You make Ted Bundy seem like Mr. Rogers. Your puny penis makes Ron Jeremy's seem like..well...Ron Jeremy's times 100.

Let's not dwell on the bad, Let's focus more on his hockey playing abilities. He's a goalie. He's a pretty damn good goalie. In fact, Ron Hextall came to Detroit one summer to lead a hockey camp with Detox attended. Upon seeing Detox in goal, Hextall surmised, "If he's half as stupid as he is slow, I have no chance of teaching him".

So, ladies and gents..DetoxRox, AKA Danny. Cool ass motherfucker, extremely funny motherfucker. Anyway, I'll go ahead and ask some questions now.

You expressed your wish to be laid off for many months. You recently got your wish. Has it been everything you've hoped for?

What have you been doing since your layoff?

What is it about hardcore music that you like so much?

What's your favorite sexual position?

What's the fastest you've ever ejaculated while with a girl?

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

How big is your penis (erect)?

Do you shave your pubic region? Wax? Clip? Let it grow free?

Have you ever had your salad tossed?

If your girlfriend asked you for a three-way with another dude, how would you respond?

You are forced at gun-point to watch one of your parents masturbate. Who do you choose, and what do you expect to see when the gunmen reveal your self-abusing parent.

What's your second favorite fast-food joint behind Wendy's?

Which race do you like the least.?


What do you find sexy about mulattos (particularly me)?

Do you think we would be banned from FOFC if they had a transcript of all of our instant messages throughout the years?

Groundhog
09-11-2008, 12:48 AM
Why do I always get slops? :(

st.cronin
09-11-2008, 04:53 PM
Why for the love of all that is holy did you decide to become a goalie.

Kodos
09-11-2008, 05:00 PM
Why are Wolverines becoming the Buckeye's punching bag in football?

Butter
09-12-2008, 12:06 PM
Why are Wolverines becoming the Buckeye's punching bag in football?

These are the kind of questions I can get behind.

Why did you drop part of your screen name?

Logan
09-12-2008, 01:44 PM
Why did I pick you for this?

Lorena
09-12-2008, 02:34 PM
If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?

Blade6119
09-13-2008, 10:13 AM
Heads up, who wins between our two squads in the national title game next season?

Lorena
09-17-2008, 02:58 PM
5 hockey pucks and 3 hockey sticks cost $23.
5 hockey pucks and 1 hockey stick cost $20.
How much does 1 hockey puck cost?

ice4277
09-17-2008, 05:54 PM
Do you want my tickets to Tigers/Rays on 9/27?

DeToxRox
09-21-2008, 09:56 PM
This will be done in the next few days.

Antmeister
10-03-2008, 08:15 AM
bump....unstick