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M GO BLUE!!!
09-30-2008, 01:29 AM
Awkward is: Being in a position to have to explain the true definition of the word "bastard" to your child, whose mother you never married.

Groundhog
09-30-2008, 01:47 AM
Easy, just say "You".

DrAFTjunkie
09-30-2008, 01:48 AM
Marrying a girl who's mother used to hit on you in high school.

Karlifornia
09-30-2008, 04:56 AM
Awkward is: Being in a position to have to explain the true definition of the word "bastard" to your child, whose mother you never married.

Hard for me to relate. I would have been in Mexico well before the discussion came up.

Lonnie
09-30-2008, 09:31 AM
It's wasn't that awkward when it came up for me. My son just said, "I'm a bastard!" He lives with me know, so I don't think he has any resentment against me for it.

M GO BLUE!!!
09-30-2008, 09:41 AM
Marrying a girl who's mother used to hit on you in high school.

Ummm... Did the mother of a girl your age hit on you, or you married the daughter of a classmate?


It's wasn't that awkward when it came up for me. My son just said, "I'm a bastard!" He lives with me know, so I don't think he has any resentment against me for it.

My daughter had been told by someone that it was simply a negative term used to describe a guy. She said it was the male equivalent of "bitch." So I told her the true definition, why it started out as a put-down, and pointed out that many great people in history were products of people who never got married (including Jesus, if you believe Christian theology, as God never actually took Mary as a legal wife!)

M GO BLUE!!!
09-30-2008, 09:42 AM
Hard for me to relate. I would have been in Mexico well before the discussion came up.

What if she was Mexican?

johnnyshaka
09-30-2008, 10:02 AM
I'm a bastard and an adoptee...is that two strikes??

molson
09-30-2008, 10:06 AM
People still use the word bastard using it's litteral meaning?

I hope your kid understands that it's an outdated term and that people won't look down upon him.

Lathum
09-30-2008, 10:07 AM
I'm a bastard and an adoptee...is that two strikes??

+1

MIJB#19
09-30-2008, 10:43 AM
Meh, this thread sucks.
Threads named Awkward are incomplete without Flere-diagrams!

;)

DrAFTjunkie
09-30-2008, 12:17 PM
Ummm... Did the mother of a girl your age hit on you, or you married the daughter of a classmate?

The first one. Her daughter and I were just friends in high school.

"If I was ten years younger, or you were ten years older...whoooh!"

airulf
09-30-2008, 02:17 PM
"If I was ten years younger, or you were ten years older...whoooh!"


I would have played "pretend" for a night or two :D

CU Tiger
09-30-2008, 05:47 PM
I'm a bastard and an adoptee...is that two strikes??

+1

boberot
10-01-2008, 08:13 AM
+1

Don't you mean 2x ?

;)