The "Punch in the Face" List.

[Oilers9911]

Is there anyone, whom the very sight of, or the sound of their voice, or for no good reason whatsoever, that you just want to walk up and smash them right in the grill? Right now, strangely enough mine is Andy from Ghost Hunters/Ghost Hunters International. Seems like a good guy but for some reason I just want to strangle him.

Your lists?

[path12]

Sean Hannity.

[Mustang]

1. Susan Sarandon
2. Barbara Streisand
3. Bob Seger
4. Bruce Springsteen
5. The Cast of 'The View'
6. Oprah

[path12]

Springsteen? Now I want to punch Mustang in the face! ;)

[stevew]

Bill Maher

[stevew]

Tim McCarver
Joe Buck


I basically have limitless rage, but I won't be the guy who posts 40 people and kills the thread.

[Dr. Sak]

1. Joe Buck
2. Oprah
3. Tom Cruise
4. Nick Lackey
5. Bill Hillgrove
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Charlie Weis
8. Paul Steigerwald
9. Rosie O'Donnell
10. Pam Ward
11. Brent Musburger

[Big Fo]

Rush Limbaugh
Ramón Calderón

[Butter]

Mark May. He is reaching Trev Alberts' levels of annoying.

[JonInMiddleGA]

No point in me in starting, the server couldn't handle repeatedly loading a post that long.

[hukarez]

Derek Smart

http://gaygamer.net/images/642.jpg

[DeToxRox]

Dave Matthews and his shitty band

[larrymcg421]

Bill O' Reilly
Saxby Chambliss

[KWhit]

Joe the Plumber

[Big Fo]

Tito the Builder
Sarah the Hockey Mom

[Mustang]

No point in me in starting, the server couldn't handle repeatedly loading a post that long.

Here, I summed it up for you

http://www.funtoosh.com/wall/space/earth_a_3.jpg

[Dr. Sak]

I forgot to add myself to the list...

[Mustang]

Springsteen? Now I want to punch Mustang in the face! ;)

Don't go into the 'Bands I hate' thread then. :)

[path12]

Don't go into the 'Bands I hate' thread then. :)

Been there. I just really felt I needed more than one person to punch.

[Sun Tzu]

Terry Bradshaw.

God what a bumbling idiot.

[Schmidty]

Sean Hannity.

If I hear that dildo say "bitter American clinging to guns and religion" one more time as rhetoric, I'm going rip one of my daughter's webkins into shreds. I don't like Obama, but if anyone could make me want to vote for him out of spite, it's Hannity.

Of course, it's my own fault for listening to him in the car.

[path12]

If I hear that dildo say "bitter American clinging to guns and religion" one more time as rhetoric, I'm going rip one of my daughter's webkins into shreds. I don't like Obama, but if anyone could make me want to vote for him out of spite, it's Hannity.

Of course, it's my own fault for listening to him in the car.

I'm looking forward to your list. It should be long.

[DanGarion]

Hrm, this makes me want to make a "Tap That Ass" list....

[Schmidty]

Obama
McCain
Bush
Bill Maher
Tia Mowry (she can't hold a candle to Tamera)
Hannah Montana
Every actor on the Disney channel
Madonna
Fake bums begging for money on the corners with supposedly funny signs
Emeril
Pat Robertson
Barney Frank
Jim Gindin for not making TCY2
Hitler
Brian Sakowski for liking Bon Jovi
Satan
Buddha (to see if he would get mad)
Poodle groomers
All of the stupid "hippies" who wear fake dreads around here
Flaggers with their fucking orange vests
Subby's mom
Sergio Garcia while he does that grip thing before shots
Morgan Spurlock
Alan Greenspan
The Mac guy in that commercial


More to come!!!!!

[Butter]

Here, I summed it up for you

http://www.funtoosh.com/wall/space/earth_a_3.jpg

You forgot the Eastern Hemisphere.

[path12]

Emeril


BAM!

[duckman]

Paris Hilton.

[thesloppy]

Billy Mays.

STOP SCREAMING AT ME, BILLY!

[Schmidty]

Part 2

The Doodlebops
The trainers from the Biggest Loser
Rachel Ray
Giada de Laurentiis for her italian pronunciations
Brett Favre
Joe Morgan
William Clay Ford Sr.
Jack in the Box guy
People who whistle or hum loudly in public
Dr. Dean Edell
Toby Keith
Judge show judges
Everybody Loves Raymond's wife
Rob Parker
The Sports Guy
Boring, supposed superstar wrestlers, such as Batista and the Undertaker
R.A. Salvatore
Jon Finkel (I played him and he's a dick)


More to come!!! I love this thread!!!!

[Schmidty]

BAM!

Aww yeah babe. :mad:

[Kodos]

You forgot the Eastern Hemisphere.

I was gonna say you have to turn that puppy around.

[B & B]

Jay Mohr

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XbrZOfcFwtg/SAqeo_CdcRI/AAAAAAAAAxs/ZOg4SrfcPsY/jaymohr2.jpg

[Bad-example]

-Judge Judy
-The freecreditreport.com commercial people...all of them, but especially the sleazy punk singer.
-Ghost Hunters...don't care about the show, but the assholes that make those annoying promos need a serious grill adjustment.

[Lorena]

Aww yeah babe. :mad:

Let's kick it up a notch!!

How about his audience? They really irritate me.

[Lorena]

C'mon Schmidty, make some friends! :p

[Lorena]

Add a little pinch of cin-in-in-in-muh-mum.

50,000 cloves of garlic!!!

[DanGarion]

Jay Mohr

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XbrZOfcFwtg/SAqeo_CdcRI/AAAAAAAAAxs/ZOg4SrfcPsY/jaymohr2.jpg

Your link doesn't work. What are you Bobcat Goldwaith?

Might I remind people you can download images and then attach them to your posts.... ;)

[JPhillips]

Ben Stein

[Schmidty]

C'mon Schmidty, make some friends! :p

I did!!! Congratulations!!! It's you!!!

[Kodos]

The guy in the car driving by my house that makes the windows shake with his pumped-up bass. I at least get the pleasure of knowing he will be stone deaf by the end of the week.

Anyone who comes to my door to sell me anything, or to convince me to join them in their stupid religious beliefs.

Anyone who calls my house to sell me anything or convince me to vote for or against anything.

Anyone who tells me to vote yes on Proposition 8.

Anyone smoking outside the door of any building I am entering or leaving.

[sabotai]

People who whistle or hum loudly in public

Definitely this. All of the people on TV, radio, etc. that are total morons (like Hannity), sure, I want to slug them good, but the people who are completely oblivious to those around them and hum, whistle, dance, etc. annoy the fuck out of me. A punch to the face is too good for these jackasses.

[Lorena]

I did!!! Congratulations!!! It's you!!!

Boy am I the lucky one!!!!

[MikeVic]

Can I have a friend

[Sun Tzu]

Zangief.

[TCY Junkie]

People that say they are funny that are not. Don't confuse those with people how are funny but decide not to be, just for shit and giggles.

[Lorena]

People who leave the signal light on for miles.

People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

Miley Cyrus

Paris Hilton

[Kodos]

Ooo! Women who walk diagonally across the parking lot talking on their cell phone.

Anyone driving while talking on a cell phone.

[Schmidty]

I should start my daily "Pet Peeve" thing again.

TroyF hasn't been around in awhile, so I should be ok!!!

[Sun Tzu]

Bignej.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Tia Mowry (she can't hold a candle to Tamera)

For some reason when I saw this I thought "Must be Pumpy's list".

[Kodos]

Anyone who thinks their musical taste is the definitive answer on what is good music.

Same thing for movies and TV shows.

Sports know-it-alls (speaking of TroyF)...

[Lathum]

STEVEN A SMITH

[cartman]

1. Those who are intolerant of other cultures
2. the Dutch

[Lorena]

STEVEN A SMITH

ooh good one, he's so freaking annoying.

[Dr. Sak]

Wow I cant believe I forgot Stephen Asshole

[Carrot Top]

I love everyone, we are all God's creatures.

[Kathy Griffin]

I would like to punch that talentless hack Paris Hilton in the twat.

[John Travolta]

People who have alternate screen names involving celebrities.

[Subby]

People who have alternate screen names involving celebrities.
Schmidty

[Schmidty]

I hate that stalker name Cyril. I want to punch him in the twat.

Ouch.

[sterlingice]

I should start my daily "Pet Peeve" thing again.

TroyF hasn't been around in awhile, so I should be ok!!!

I like this idea

SI

[Schmidty]

Schmidty

Schmidty's just my alternate screen name. I'm actually Kelly Preston.

[Lorena]

I like this idea

SI

me 2

[MIJB#19]

1. Those who are intolerant of other cultures
2. the DutchWoohoo, I made the thread without trying!

[Kathy Griffin]

Ouch.


I like Cyril!

[Kathy Griffin]

People who have alternate screen names involving celebrities.


I hate that too. Luckily I don't have an alternate name.

[TCY Junkie]

I wish I could go back in time and punch myself in the face that day we took family pictures.

Hello, this is your family.
yes. (my dad says)
Where is your daughter.
(that happened at a funeral years after the photo)

[Willy Wonka]

People who have alternate screen names involving celebrities.


+4

[Lathum]

TO
Chad Johnson

[Big Fo]

People who ride their bikes on the road when there is a bike path ten feet to their right.

When two people are riding bikes, then each get on a different side of the road when a car drives by.

Shannon Sharpe.

[Lathum]

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[LloydLungs]

As a medical transcriptionist, I would like to punch a healthy majority of the doctors in the New Orleans area. Not you, EF27.

[Lorena]

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Fran Drescher, yes most definitely.

[RendeR]

Springsteen? Now I want to punch Mustang in the face! ;)

I thought this when he listed Bob Segar

Bill Maher

Why because he's right most of the time or you just dislike people who hate religion? =)

Dave Matthews and his shitty band

Indeed.

Terry Bradshaw. God what a bumbling idiot.

Oh hell yes. I'd rather listen to MADDEN.....


Paris Hilton.

nuff said.

-Judge Judy
-The freecreditreport.com commercial people...all of them, but especially the sleazy punk singer.
-Ghost Hunters...don't care about the show, but the assholes that make those annoying promos need a serious grill adjustment.

TRIFECTA

C'mon Schmidty, make some friends! :p

He is a bit of a troll isn't he (in the under the bridge hermit style of troll)...
STEVEN A SMITH

DING!

I love everyone, we are all God's creatures.

I hate you.

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Lathum, I like you, but if you ever post something like this again I swear to god i will filet you, I will make your entrails into extrails....PAIN...lots and LOTS of pain.....

[Dr. Sak]

Rick Jenerette

[cartman]

Woohoo, I made the thread without trying!

:D

[DeToxRox]

Stuart Scott
Eric Lindros Dad
Paul Mcguire
Bret Musberger
Lorne Michaels
Jeff Probst
Carrot Top
Jillian Barbarie
Chris Rose

[Lorena]

He is a bit of a troll isn't he (in the under the bridge hermit style of troll)...

Ehh.. no. That was in reference something Emeril says every show.

[Pumpy Tudors]

For some reason when I saw this I thought "Must be Pumpy's list".
I admit that I still watch "Sister Sister" reruns, but it's only because I am studying Tim Reid's mustache.

[RendeR]

Ehh.. no. That was in reference something Emeril says every show.


Oh I know, but schmidty is still a troll ;)

[terpkristin]

ooh good one, he's so freaking annoying.

I concur! But I would also like to add Dick Vitale and Lee Corso. I absolutely cannot WAIT until they retire.

/tk

[Poli]

Is there anyone, whom the very sight of, or the sound of their voice, or for no good reason whatsoever, that you just want to walk up and smash them right in the grill? Right now, strangely enough mine is Andy from Ghost Hunters/Ghost Hunters International. Seems like a good guy but for some reason I just want to strangle him.

Your lists?
Kodos.

[Schmidty]

Everyone in the "Dang it, Bobby" thread who bashes King of the Hill.

[bignej]

Bignej.

I f'n hate that guy

[bulletsponge]

Asshley cole

[Big Fo]

Asshley cole

People don't like Ashley Cole, Terry, Drogba, and Lampard but I always felt that Joe Cole was the worst of that bunch. Easy chanting little scumbag.

[Lathum]

Jimmy Rollins.

What a no class piece of shit for calling out the Mets and Santana during their ralley. Win with some class you fucking jerk off

[Buccaneer]

Mary Hart.

[GrantDawg]

1. Those who are intolerant of other cultures
2. the Dutch


Awesome

[Suburban Rhythm]

1. Joe Buck
2. Oprah
3. Tom Cruise
4. Nick Lackey
5. Bill Hillgrove
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Charlie Weis
8. Paul Steigerwald
9. Rosie O'Donnell
10. Pam Ward
11. Brent Musburger

Going out on a limb...but I'm betting you are the only person to list Steigy.
And, he's got to feel like crap getting ranked ahead of Rosie.

[Buccaneer]

Obama
McCain
Bush
Bill Maher
Tia Mowry (she can't hold a candle to Tamera)
Hannah Montana
Every actor on the Disney channel
Madonna
Fake bums begging for money on the corners with supposedly funny signs
Emeril
Pat Robertson
Barney Frank
Jim Gindin for not making TCY2
Hitler
Brian Sakowski for liking Bon Jovi
Satan
Buddha (to see if he would get mad)
Poodle groomers
All of the stupid "hippies" who wear fake dreads around here
Flaggers with their fucking orange vests
Subby's mom
Sergio Garcia while he does that grip thing before shots
Morgan Spurlock
Alan Greenspan
The Mac guy in that commercial


More to come!!!!!

I pretty much agree with this list (at least for ones that I know). I do, however, think Emeril is ok but I would replace him with that Italian chick.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Obama
McCain
Bush
Bill Maher
Tia Mowry (she can't hold a candle to Tamera)
Hannah Montana
Every actor on the Disney channel
Madonna
Fake bums begging for money on the corners with supposedly funny signs
Emeril
Pat Robertson
Barney Frank
Jim Gindin for not making TCY2
Hitler
Brian Sakowski for liking Bon Jovi
Satan
Buddha (to see if he would get mad)
Poodle groomers
All of the stupid "hippies" who wear fake dreads around here
Flaggers with their fucking orange vests
Subby's mom
Sergio Garcia while he does that grip thing before shots
Morgan Spurlock
Alan Greenspan
The Mac guy in that commercial


More to come!!!!!

He's been better than I expected since getting to Pittsburgh, so I'll disagree on this one.

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[bulletsponge]

People don't like Ashley Cole, Terry, Drogba, and Lampard but I always felt that Joe Cole was the worst of that bunch. Easy chanting little scumbag.

did the others publicly humiliate thier new bride by cheating on her with a 3 dollar skank?

[st.cronin]

Roger Clemens
Woody Allen
Michael Vick
Michael Moore

[Pumpy Tudors]

Seth Rogen. That's it, really.

[DanGarion]

People don't like Ashley Cole, Terry, Drogba, and Lampard but I always felt that Joe Cole was the worst of that bunch. Easy chanting little scumbag.

Are these people even worth it? I mean who the fuck are they?

[GrantDawg]

I love everbody, and don't want to punch anyone.


Well, except that Pumpy guy. He's too good looking not to want to punch.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Are these people even worth it? I mean who the fuck are they?
People who don't have Time Warner.

Wanna punch 'em now?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Are these people even worth it? I mean who the fuck are they?

Soccer players.

[PineTar]

Vince the shamWOW! spokesperson

http://carpedenim.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shamwow.jpg

[Cringer]

This giant fat bitch who is some poor kid's mother in the youth soccer league. She has already been warned for being to mean to the kids and today it was just parent vs. parent games for fun and she didn't say anything when my team kicked her husband's team all over the field, but when they went and grabbed better players and managed a 3-2 win the next time she was going crazy....like she just won the Superbowl or World Series. Dumb fat whore. I want to punch her very badly.

[General Mike]

Is there anyone, whom the very sight of, or the sound of their voice, or for no good reason whatsoever, that you just want to walk up and smash them right in the grill? Right now, strangely enough mine is Andy from Ghost Hunters/Ghost Hunters International. Seems like a good guy but for some reason I just want to strangle him.

Your lists?

Goddamnit, I thought I came up with this concept months ago.

1. Scott Schoenweis
2. Aaron Heilman
3. Omar Minaya
4. Billy Wagner
5. Billy Mays

[DaddyTorgo]

Michelle

[Mustang]

Any person in the crowds that when the camera turns to them, they scream #1!!!! even though their team may be 1-8 on the season and currently down by 60.

[Izulde]

Lathum, I like you, but if you ever post something like this again I swear to god i will filet you, I will make your entrails into extrails....PAIN...lots and LOTS of pain.....

Okay Wat.

BTW, my Chinese roommate now loves that movie as much as I do after seeing it for the first time last night.

[Lorena]

People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.

[Buccaneer]

People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

[Lorena]

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

Ahh I didn't know that. People need to be really careful when they jog on the street. I saw this lady jogging and if some idiot driver wasn't careful that lady could have been toast.

[Buccaneer]

Ahh I didn't know that. People need to be really careful when they jog on the street. I saw this lady jogging and if some idiot driver wasn't careful that lady could have been toast.

That certainly is true, much like bike riders who do not follow the rules of the road.

[Buccaneer]

Lorena, I just found this since I was curious as to the what the term was instead of "bounce" (it simply is shock absorbtion).

Jogging Tips: What’s The Best Terrain To Run On? | The Diet Channel (http://www.thedietchannel.com/Jogging-Tips-Whats-The-Best-Terrain-To-Run-On.htm)

[path12]

Goddamnit, I thought I came up with this concept months ago.

1. Scott Schoenweis
2. Aaron Heilman
3. Omar Minaya
4. Billy Wagner
5. Billy Mays

You should have Oilers9911 on your list then.

[azjoe_02]

Keith Olbermann - he could fall off the face of the earth tomorrow and it wouldn't be soon enough.

[molson]

College students who "backpack across Europe" and then think they're smart about the world.

[Mustang]

College students who "backpack across Europe" and then think they're smart about the world.

Ohhh.. we turn this into a behavior punch in the face list?

If so -

1. People that chew with their mouths open
2. People that snap their gum
3. Otherwise healthy people that take an elevator down 1 level
4. People that come into an elevator and tell you what floor to push (What am I, you're f'n doorman?)
5. People that take a cart full of crap to the self checkout line and then take 15 minutes to check out.

[sterlingice]

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

At least you guys have sidewalks in Colorado. We never had this problem in Lawrence, but Richmond has absolutely no sidewalks :(

Oh, and idiots who ride their bikes on busy roads definitely need to be on the list.

SI

[sterlingice]

5. People that take a cart full of crap to the self checkout line and then take 15 minutes to check out.

Oh hell yeah!

SI

[Lathum]

Okay Wat.

BTW, my Chinese roommate now loves that movie as much as I do after seeing it for the first time last night.

what are you talking about? It was a clip from The Nanny

[EagleFan]

Bill Maher - asshole to the highest degree who thinks he is smarter than he actually is

Rosie O'Donnell - enough said

TO - get over yourself

Barbara Streisand - get over yourself and shut the hell up

Bono - people pay you to sing, not talk

Don Henley - see Bono

Disney executives - Stop, just stop!!!

Bandwagon Cowboys fans (fans who have no tie in to Dallas what-so-ever but jumped on the bandwagon as a way they can make themselves stand out and get attention because they have such a low opinion of themselves) - I hope your family isn't like that or they will stop supporting you as soon as they find a more stable person ***these fans are why there is such a hatred for the Cowboys by Eagles fans (and probably other fans feel the same way as well)

Billy Mays - Get off my television and stop yelling at me telling me to buy some piece of shit product

[Karlifornia]

Anyone who says the word "bitchin"

I cringe just typing it.

[Karlifornia]

Vince the shamWOW! spokesperson

http://carpedenim.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shamwow.jpg

hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahah...Oh, my. That guy..is awesome.

[Izulde]

what are you talking about? It was a clip from The Nanny

It was in A Knight's Tale too.

[JediKooter]

Steve Smith from the Panthers (he just has a punchable face)
Any Lohan
Whoever it was that thought showing poker on tv was a good idea
Whoever it was who decided to cancel the original Battlestar Galactica back in 1979
ESPN for showing dog shows
Billy Mays (something tells me his emails are in all caps)
Myself for sometimes making an ass of myself on some internet forum
Any fan of a sports team who tells other fans that they are stupid for being fans of a different team and think that it's some sort of put down
The Olympic officials who thought it was a good idea to drop baseball and softball from the summer olympics but keep syncronized swimming
Billionares/Millionares who have this 'need' to set some sort of H.G. Wells era world record
Hollywood for thinking that remaking classic older movies and 70s tv shows into movies is a great idea
Angelina Jolie for not just adopting the whole continent of Africa already
People who call child birth a miracle (if it's happened over 6 billion times, not a miracle!)
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for waiting so long to make more Indiana Jones movies

[Karlifornia]

Myself for sometimes making an ass of myself on some internet forum
Any fan of a sports team who tells other fans that they are stupid for being fans of a different team and think that it's some sort of put down.

Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.

[JediKooter]

Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.

Haha!

[DanGarion]

The idiot that rubbed their white car into our new car after only 8 days of ownership!

[Lorena]

The idiot that rubbed their white car into our new car after only 8 days of ownership!

Ugh, that sucks.
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People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

[Lorena]

People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.




People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

Oops, I guess I already listed this type of person... it's worth mentioning again though.

[KWhit]

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

Getting hit by a car can put a lot of stress on the joints.

[Lathum]

Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.

haha

that was bitchin!

[DanGarion]

Ugh, that sucks.
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People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

It's not that bad of a rub, I can repair it with some elbow grease and the right compound, it's just frustrating.

[Lathum]

It was in A Knight's Tale too.

OK, I just watched the whole clip from post 73, what the hell are you talking about?

[Lorena]

People who leave their shopping carts loose in the parking lot on a windy day.

It's pretty windy today and when I finished grocery shopping, I saw this grocery cart going right at my car and it hit the bumper. When I drove off, I noticed this car had two grocery carts that hit it, one on the bumper and one on the driver side.

Inconsiderate bastards.

[cartman]

The guy in the Gillette hair products commercial.

[Sun Tzu]

Mizzou B-Ball Fan

j/k lollerskates!

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

Can we cross the ShamWow guy off now?

[DeToxRox]

People who change their Usernames. Fags.

[DataKing]

Sandra Bernhard
Whoever it was at FOX that decided to cancel Firefly
Rod Blagojevich
Holier-than-thou vegetarians

More to come.

[Galaril]

Laura Ingraham
Meghan Kelly
Hannity
Beck

[flere-imsaho]

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Douglas Feith, Paul Wolfowitz, Sean Hannity

[ColtCrazy]

My wife is the people person, I am not. I can honestly say most of the people I know deserve one.

Most of the parents of kids I teach for being idiots and not spending enough time working with their kids.

I'd add my obnoxious neighbor. His wife is my wife's best friend. He is never home and is constantly doing whatever he can to make a buck (not because he has to because if he stays at home it might require him to act like a parent) His kid is constantly running away from them when they go anywhere and is openly defiant to them when they ask him to do something (and he's 4). I totally see now how problems get developed from the time they get into my 5th grade class. This kid will be a monster because he's already there.

End of soap box.

So, the rest of my list includes:

celebrities who are only celebrities because the parents are rich or they made a sex tape (double punch if both apply)

Obnoxious sports fans who only respond to team discussions through useless cursing and inane arguments

parents that take elementary sports WAY to seriously.

cocky athletes that think they are above the team

special shout to Marshall Faulk for being a grade A prick to a random seven year old (that asked very politely for an autograph) at a NFL Network televised Colts game once. He's SEVEN you overrated SOB.


seriously, I could go on all day.

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People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.

People that call runners "joggers". ;)

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Rafael Marquez, Rafa Benetiz, and groups of people who when riding bikes in the road and see a car coming split up instead of all going to the same side of the road.