Steaks that sound like they're prime but they're not

[Karlifornia]

Applebee's bourbon street steak.

http://d3.biggestmenu.com/00/00/24/b7e634ad52ead266_m.jpg

[Mustang]

Ponderosa Chopped Steak

http://www.steakandsalad.com/images/prod/00_chopped_steaks.jpg

[Swaggs]

Salisbury Steak.

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[Mustang]

tube steak

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[PilotMan]

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:NEc97uqROqnYkM:http://pauperedchef.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/skirt_steak_13.jpg

Skirt Steak

[PilotMan]

http://cinnybear.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/flank-steak.jpg

Flank Steak

[RendeR]

Dude thats a seriously fucked up flank steak....

[Mustang]

When I was young, my parents used to make cube steaks all the time. Which were shitty cuts of meat put through a 'tenderizer' and then were magically held together by gristle. The experience was further enhanced by about 1 cup of onions cooked with a stick of butter that were put on white bread (that was buttered also) and you ate as a sandwich. Of course, the bread turned into a nice gooey mass because of all the butter and grease.

I did not have a healthy diet as a child.

Our other feast was chicken hearts, livers and giblets that were cooked in gravy for about and hour and then served over mash potatoes. Actually, I didn't mind that...

I also did not have many friends over for dinner.

[Karlifornia]

Why not have a cocktail with your meal? Try a spam martini:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/earleycurley/martini-spam.jpg

[Bearcat729]

Why not have a cocktail with your meal? Try a spam martini:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/earleycurley/martini-spam.jpg

But it would be so much better if it tasted like Bacon

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/PCM72/bacon-lip-balm.jpg

or Cheetos

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/PCM72/cheetos-lip-balm.jpg

[PilotMan]

Veggie Steak

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2372/2444350947_0e4366eab1.jpg?v=0

[cartman]

Swiss steak:

http://www.whats-cooking.ca/swiss-steak2113.jpg

[Karlifornia]

Veggie Steak

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2372/2444350947_0e4366eab1.jpg?v=0

Let's go out instead...I'll drive
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6237/30514462up2.jpg

[PilotMan]

Let's go out instead...I'll drive
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6237/30514462up2.jpg

She's got good lines, but overall, she's a little raw.

[JeeberD]

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:NEc97uqROqnYkM:http://pauperedchef.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/skirt_steak_13.jpg

Skirt Steak


Skirt steak is good shit if prepared correctly.

Mmmmm...fajitas.

[Sun Tzu]

Finely crafted wooden stake.

http://i12.tinypic.com/54kkvg5.jpg

[Swaggs]

Finely crafted wooden stake.

http://i12.tinypic.com/54kkvg5.jpg

Wrong thread...

[Crim]

hxxp://blog.menupirate.com/?p=15

This is some yummy shit.

[Eaglesfan27]

When I was young, my parents used to make cube steaks all the time. Which were shitty cuts of meat put through a 'tenderizer' and then were magically held together by gristle. The experience was further enhanced by about 1 cup of onions cooked with a stick of butter that were put on white bread (that was buttered also) and you ate as a sandwich. Of course, the bread turned into a nice gooey mass because of all the butter and grease.


My mom did the same thing with cube steaks except without the onion or butter. Although, we did have "steak sauce" on them.

[Karlifornia]

hxxp://blog.menupirate.com/?p=15

This is some yummy shit.

I've actually wanted to try that ever since I saw it advertised on tv. Sadly, there aren't any Ruby Tuesday joints in the bay area. The only one I've been to is in Alabama, and that was before they changed they're angle from TGI Friday's to something a little more gourmet.