For the Homer Simpson in you, I present the Dough-Nu-Matic

[Mustang]

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[Groundhog]

Heart-disease-o-matic.

[JeeberD]

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[AlexB]

Heart-disease-o-matic.

I hope you never get to tempted to move to the US - anti-guns and doughnuts, yuo'd never fit in ;)

[Karlifornia]

You like that? You should get a load of the machine that makes the donut machines.