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Galaxy
12-17-2008, 10:34 PM
www.baltimoreexaminer.com >> Crime (hxxp://www.baltimoreexaminer.com/local/crime/Man_sues_Md_doctor_says_butt_stapled_shut_.html)

Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

By Luke Broadwater
Examiner Staff Writer 9/23/08
BALTIMORE – A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.

Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems.

“The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.

Lodowski told jurors in U.S. District Court that Watkins now experiences “rectal discharge” and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day.

He’s also had to have four “unnecessary surgeries” because of Casiano’s actions, Lodowski said.

The doctor’s attorney, Conrad Varner, said Watkins’ bowels merely became “swollen shut” because of medical problems — not because of stapling.

Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels.

Watkins underwent surgery Sept. 8, 2004, for a newly diagnosed rectal tumor, during which Casiano made the mistake, according to his lawsuit against the Foris Surgical Group.

Watkins then complained of increasing rectal pressure, and an inability to pass gas, his lawsuit states.

In a subsequent surgery, Casiano found that Watkins’ rectum was closed because of staples, according to the lawsuit.
“He couldn’t get past the staple line,” Lodowski told jurors.

“How else do we know that his rectum was stapled shut? Most importantly, Dr. Casiano said so.”

A graduate of New York School of Medicine who works at Frederick Memorial Hospital, Casiano has no record of any disciplinary actions, according to the Maryland Board of Physicians.

Watkins’ lawsuit does not seek a specific amount of damages.

The trial is expected to continue for four days.

EagleFan
12-17-2008, 10:58 PM
WTF? Just when I thought I had heard it all.

Galaxy
12-18-2008, 12:49 PM
WTF? Just when I thought I had heard it all.

You've never hear it all.

George
12-18-2008, 12:53 PM
Sounds like an open-and-shut case.

Kodos
12-18-2008, 01:07 PM
No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

Flasch186
12-18-2008, 01:09 PM
your honor, here's a picture of my butt stapled shut and here are the staples.

Lorena
12-18-2008, 01:45 PM
He's gonna be the butt of every joke.

Ronnie Dobbs2
12-18-2008, 01:49 PM
I'm sure everything will come out all right in the end.

JediKooter
12-18-2008, 01:55 PM
Sounds like the Doctor did a shitty job.

M GO BLUE!!!
12-18-2008, 02:02 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed him!

JPhillips
12-18-2008, 02:20 PM
Not to be anal, but shouldn't you double check this sort of thing?

Flasch186
12-18-2008, 02:24 PM
Looks like theyre allowing television coverage of the trial:

http://www.anal-tv.de/images/anal-tv.jpg

JediKooter
12-18-2008, 03:40 PM
Looks like theyre allowing television coverage of the trial:

http://www.anal-tv.de/images/anal-tv.jpg

So more crap on TV now, great...

Karlifornia
12-18-2008, 03:46 PM
The doctor got this guy hook, line, and sphincter.

Lorena
12-18-2008, 03:49 PM
The doctor got this guy hook, line, and sphincter.

or hook, line and stinker!

Ronnie Dobbs2
12-18-2008, 03:49 PM
Hopefully this guy starts a movement soon.

A movement to end this kind of malpractice.

Kodos
12-18-2008, 04:04 PM
I hope this thread doesn't become a staple for crude humor.

Galaxy
12-18-2008, 04:13 PM
I keep thinking of the Family Guy eposide where Peter sues his doctor over the prostate exam.

Flasch186
12-18-2008, 04:18 PM
fail

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/fail1.jpg

RendeR
12-18-2008, 05:52 PM
I think this guy is full of shit.....oh wait....

LionsFan10
12-18-2008, 07:15 PM
Alright guys, enough wise-cracks ...

I've got nothin'.

sterlingice
12-20-2008, 11:49 AM
BTW, lots of great stuff in this thread :D

But, seriously, shouldn't there be evidence one way or another of someone's ass getting stapled? Scars or something? Not that I would want to be the person looking for it

SI