My little bitty pee pee

[M GO BLUE!!!]

So my ex sends me a song this morning that is titled My little bitty pee pee. She includes this message: "somehow, these songs remind me of you. :) sounds like something you probably have."

Oh, what a wonderful mornin'!

[cartman]

no pix pls, thx

[Logan]

So my ex sends me a song this morning that is titled My little bitty pee pee. She includes this message: "somehow, these songs remind me of you. :) sounds like something you probably have."

Oh, what a wonderful mornin'!

Never sealed the deal with this broad?

[MacroGuru]

I think you can get away with a temporary insanity plea on this one now.

[Logan]

I am searching like hell for a great screen cap from a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, but it's not easy doing from a government laptop.

[DaddyTorgo]

i think you record a song/photoshop a picture called "your giant gaping herpes infested cunt that could fit a mack truck" and send it back to her

*but then again i'm quite anti-women these days*

[M GO BLUE!!!]

i think you record a song/photoshop a picture called "your giant gaping herpes infested cunt that could fit a mack truck" and send it back to her

*but then again i'm quite anti-women these days*

We don't even have to go that far. Any song about fat would do the same trick, and the man is always in the wrong.

I would join you in the bitter barn, but I may already be too jaded.

[Noop]

Wow bro that's a little(No pun intended) harsh.

* Also length doesn't matter girth is what gets ladies going.

[DaddyTorgo]

lol oh i know noop - just saying

M - you're never too jaded for the bitter barn. At least not in my book. The string of expletives that come out of my mouth anytime my mind flits to her...well let's just say it makes Andrew Dice Clay look like the fucking pope.

[Matthean]

So my ex sends me a song this morning that is titled My little bitty pee pee. She includes this message: "somehow, these songs remind me of you. :) sounds like something you probably have."

It's amazing what people do to make themselves feel good.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

I am searching like hell for a great screen cap from a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, but it's not easy doing from a government laptop.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/377550023_d1e51ac5f7.jpg?v=0

[Logan]

Thank you.

That should be your response.

[Dr. Sak]

Tell her having sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...size is all relative.

[Fidatelo]

I think the most appropriate response is no response.

Followed by verbally slandering her amongst common acquaintances at every opportunity.

[sachmo71]

Tell her having sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...size is all relative.

waving a corndog in a stadium.

[RendeR]

"I'm glad you sent me that, it reminds just how easily thinking of you ruins a bad wet dream."

[ISiddiqui]

I think the most appropriate response is no response.

Followed by verbally slandering her amongst common acquaintances at every opportunity.

... while talking about how "she needs to get a life".

[jeff061]

Single animal. Two boxes.

This is a rational response.

[mrsimperless]

Short n' Skinny FTW!!!

[MizzouRah]

Nothing wrong with that! :)