How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight? [Archive]

hukarez

01-06-2009, 10:24 AM

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight? (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5)

Hmm. Seems I can take 25 kids in a fight.

Logan

01-06-2009, 10:36 AM

This many (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=37395)

johnnyshaka

01-06-2009, 10:36 AM

Pffft...I can only handle 20.

Now, time to put that assessment to the test...off to one of the elementary schools around the corner!!!

Swaggs

01-06-2009, 10:39 AM

I got 22.

And then I found a quiz for HA:

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse? (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie)

Logan

01-06-2009, 10:43 AM

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

hoopsguy

01-06-2009, 10:46 AM

21 5 year olds - shafted by being 36 instead of 35. I mean, seriously, an age group from 36-55?

37% to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

And the original thread is pretty damn money, as noted by Logan.

hukarez

01-06-2009, 10:47 AM

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

Oh wow, didn't realize we had one earlier. Probably should've searched - radio station here in town kind of prompted me to try this out! Sorry about that! =)

Crim

01-06-2009, 11:31 AM

19

And, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my five year old daughter this morning and I basically dominated. Just sayin.

Pumpy Tudors

01-06-2009, 11:45 AM

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.
Stop being a dick.

Logan

01-06-2009, 11:46 AM

Stop causing problems.

Pumpy Tudors

01-06-2009, 11:46 AM

19

And, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my five year old daughter this morning and I basically dominated. Just sayin.
Funny, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my twenty five year old co-worker this morning and I basically dominated. I also have a meeting with human resources in 15 minutes.

JPhillips

01-06-2009, 11:49 AM

I'd completely change my strategy. Given that there's an equal number of girls and boys I'd spend all my time convincing them to elope to Africa in pairs. I could stay alive for years.

Dr. Sak

01-06-2009, 11:50 AM

Stop causing problems.

Crosby lover

Crim

01-06-2009, 11:54 AM

I'd completely change my strategy. Given that there's an equal number of girls and boys I'd spend all my time convincing them to elope to Africa in pairs. I could stay alive for years.

Ahh, the old Machievellian Cupid gambit. Very nice.

Logan

01-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Crosby would be pissed to find out that the little boys are wearing cups.

Crim

01-06-2009, 11:56 AM

Funny, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my twenty five year old co-worker this morning and I basically dominated. I also have a meeting with human resources in 15 minutes.

Pumpy, just take your electric toothbrush to the meeting. You'll be fine.

You might have to give someone the business, though.

Dr. Sak

01-06-2009, 12:00 PM

Don't forget to put onion rings on your toes too Pumpy!

DeToxRox

01-06-2009, 12:04 PM

30.

Lathum

01-06-2009, 01:38 PM

ISiddiqui

01-06-2009, 01:48 PM

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Comey

01-06-2009, 02:06 PM

I got 26.

Rich1033

01-06-2009, 04:19 PM

SteveMax58

01-06-2009, 05:54 PM

I got 22.

And then I found a quiz for HA:

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse? (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie)

I dig that one. I have a 76% chance of survival.

SteveMax58

01-06-2009, 05:56 PM

I take 30 of the little bastards.

ColtCrazy

01-07-2009, 08:38 AM

30 as well. We have a lot of people here that would be useful in a 5 year old invasion.

hukarez

01-07-2009, 10:51 AM

I dig that one. I have a 76% chance of survival.

I got a 32%. :(

I'm a liability!

Raiders Army

01-07-2009, 11:27 AM

Coffee Warlord

01-07-2009, 11:38 AM

59% survival chance. I'm good.

judicial clerk

01-07-2009, 07:13 PM

I could take down 30 kids and I have a 54% zombie survival rate. When I woke up this morning I did not think I would be typing the previous sentence.

lighthousekeeper

01-07-2009, 08:02 PM

17 kids

Anthony

01-07-2009, 08:06 PM

28

anything further that needs to be said should be added to that all-time classic thread, easily my favorite of all time here at FOFC.

Anthony

01-07-2009, 08:10 PM

49% chance of surviving. i guess i lost points cuz i said i'd drive 20 minutes out of town to save a loved one.

Anthony

01-07-2009, 08:10 PM

i'm going to read that original thread now to relive the golden era of FOFC.

SteveMax58

01-08-2009, 07:52 PM

49% chance of surviving. i guess i lost points cuz i said i'd drive 20 minutes out of town to save a loved one.

Yeah, I've seen too many zombie movies to bother with that. They are always dead already and just looking to eat you.

But if I got bit and was going to turn into a zombie soon, I might take a trip over just so I could hang out once I'm walking around dead.