Subby
01-07-2009, 11:54 AM
Feeling glum because your FOF MP league lives on a tiny little laptop somewhere in whothefuckknows? Worried that blatant disregard of FPN-is (not a sexual condition) will lead to more prevalent issues like frequent urination or itchy henri de balzac?
Now in its 21st (yes, you are not shrooming again) season, the Front Office Football League has two ownership openings effective immediately. The off season begins in about tthree weeks, so you'll have the opportunity to get to know your team before we dive right in to the draft and free agency.
We are looking for active, experienced owners that will pay attention to their team and don't mind a briskly paced (but not patently ridiculous) schedule (three games per week - MWF).
Advantages of FOFL (this is mostly new)
- great owners, including well-known FOF strategists QuikSand, Fatass14, Fritz, cuervo72, Ben E. Lou, Fonzie, MalcPow, DonutinmyPants, RedKingGold, Black Baby Jesus and many others.
- long-term league moving into its 21st season (sure I already mentioned this, but good lord...BLACKJACK BITCHES!!!)
- briskly paced schedule that sims three games per week and moves through the offseason without any extended downtime or weekend commitments.
- cutting edge database-driven pages for players, teams and staff written by database programming wiz cuervo72. Plus he is always doing crazy new shit without even telling anyone.
- a host of draft tools, including combine reports, historical draft data and a customized on-line draft tool (licensed from J Dave his own self!).
- all of the gameday Stelmack-generated reports you can put your mouth on, plus a specialized transactions report written by shadowy programming guru Dick Dixon (aka radii).
Sounds pretty great, huh? Plus every new owner gets their choice of either a personal sex robot or a box of homemade marshmallows hand delivered by Fritz or Subby or both. Fez optional.
Interested?
Please send a PM to Cuervo72 via the FOFL or FOFC boards. There is no application process required.
Now in its 21st (yes, you are not shrooming again) season, the Front Office Football League has two ownership openings effective immediately. The off season begins in about tthree weeks, so you'll have the opportunity to get to know your team before we dive right in to the draft and free agency.
We are looking for active, experienced owners that will pay attention to their team and don't mind a briskly paced (but not patently ridiculous) schedule (three games per week - MWF).
Advantages of FOFL (this is mostly new)
- great owners, including well-known FOF strategists QuikSand, Fatass14, Fritz, cuervo72, Ben E. Lou, Fonzie, MalcPow, DonutinmyPants, RedKingGold, Black Baby Jesus and many others.
- long-term league moving into its 21st season (sure I already mentioned this, but good lord...BLACKJACK BITCHES!!!)
- briskly paced schedule that sims three games per week and moves through the offseason without any extended downtime or weekend commitments.
- cutting edge database-driven pages for players, teams and staff written by database programming wiz cuervo72. Plus he is always doing crazy new shit without even telling anyone.
- a host of draft tools, including combine reports, historical draft data and a customized on-line draft tool (licensed from J Dave his own self!).
- all of the gameday Stelmack-generated reports you can put your mouth on, plus a specialized transactions report written by shadowy programming guru Dick Dixon (aka radii).
Sounds pretty great, huh? Plus every new owner gets their choice of either a personal sex robot or a box of homemade marshmallows hand delivered by Fritz or Subby or both. Fez optional.
Interested?
Please send a PM to Cuervo72 via the FOFL or FOFC boards. There is no application process required.