Howie Long

[Cringer]

...is clearly the biggest fan of the GM bailout.

(Since he is now in a million Chevy adds, that always seem to be on.)

And you are clearly a girly-man if you buy anything other then Chevy.

[JimboJ]

Umm, they pay him to endorse the product and tell him what to say. Are you not familiar with the concept of advertising?

[Cringer]

That is mind-blowing.

[MacroGuru]

That is mind-blowing.

Wow, my sarcasm meter went through the roof twice in this thread......didn't know you had it in you Cringer.

[NoMyths]

Behold: the power of alcohol.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

He doesn't like your girly man-step, either.

[flere-imsaho]

Maybe it's just me, but the man-step looks pretty useful as does the "Ram Toolbox". And no one buys a truck for the mileage, right? Sounds like the only thing GM has going for it is, actually, Howie Long.

[BrianD]

Mileage might have been a nice add-on feature when gas was over $4.00/gal, but now that it is back under $2.00, I don't think the incentive is as strong.

[remper]

He doesn't like your girly man-step, either.

Yeah, and why do you need doors? If you're not diving through the window to get into your truck you should just put the dress on and swish around.

[stevew]

The douche-o-meter for Long is off the charts in these ads. Must be fuckin hard to be a HOFer and see your son sign a deal that big after accomplishing nothing in the NFL.