Heathier eating, try this product.

[tucker rocky]

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[tucker rocky]

"You're gonna love my nuts." :D

[Lathum]

Holy Shit, VINCE IS BACK!!!!!

[Lathum]

dola- I think I need this product

[Lorena]

The food even sparkles after a few chops! I had something similar but it was a pain to clean cuz it didn't open up all nice like this one.

[RendeR]

We have one of these and the spring action is much harder than his example and believe me, the sound is muffled BIGtime on the ad. This thing will wake the fucking DEAD. It sounds like shotgun blasts going off as you literally have to pound the thing to get it to chop cleanly.

It DOES work, but its much harder to do than the commercial suggests and the noise is a real downer.

On the positive side it makes dicing onions and really spicy pepers lke scotch bonnetts a real breeze. Cleanup is quite simple as you can dismantle it almost entirely and drop it in the dishwasher.

My take on it. Nice to have if you have a real large amount of chopping of eye burning vegetables to do.

C+

[RendeR]

DOLA: If you buy this do NOT EVER use it on a wooden chopping block. You'll gouge the shit out of your cutting block with this thing.

[thesloppy]

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW!

[MylesKnight]

"You're gonna love my nuts." :D

Classic!! This dude is also a comedian, I know he threw that line in there on purpose. :D

I like plain tuna sometimes btw, F-U Vince.

[DanGarion]

Your going to use $20 bucks in paper towels a month anyway!

[tucker rocky]

Vince just shamwow'ed me with that behind the back shot into the sink, of the inferior product.

I'm sure there is some NBA team willing to sign him up.
Clippers, Oklahoma City?

[MylesKnight]

I noticed that and wondered, how many takes did they need. He buried that sucker.

Anyone ever heard of The Underground Comedy Movie btw? Vince Offer released this in 1999, apparently he was/is one of the dirtier wanna-be comics out there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

[Butter]

Your going to use $20 bucks in paper towels a month anyway!

That's like, what, 15 rolls? Are people out there using 15 rolls of paper towels a month?

That line always makes me chuckle.

[Julio Riddols]

Jim Carrey could TOTALLY play this guy in the biographical picture about his life.

[Julio Riddols]

My favorite line has to be "we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time."

[CraigSca]

I can't tell you how many times my family has been violently ill because of the bacteria growing in our chopper. This will save us hundreds of dollars in medical bills alone.

[RendeR]

I can't tell you how many times my family has been violently ill because of the bacteria growing in our chopper. This will save us hundreds of dollars in medical bills alone.

I've gotta wonder what sort of chopper you're using and why you're not cleaning it better if its growing bacteria that badly???


*politely declines to eat at Craigca's house......

[Subby]

A good chef's knife kicks the Slap Chop in the nuts.

[PackerFanatic]

This Vince guy is going to be the next Billy Maze.

[PackerFanatic]

dola - how many takes do you think it took for him to make that chopper in the sink?

Edit: Just saw someone beat me to this question, heh.