StLee
01-16-2009, 09:16 PM
The new Axe commercials are terrible. I am not even in the U.S., so thankfully I don't have to see those dumb commercials other than when I watch games online. Are you serious, Axe?
"If these guys (primped male models) can't meet a woman, what chance do you have?" OK, badly paraphrased, but the idea is that male models can't meet a woman if they don't use Axe products. Yeah, right.
Ok. You got me, Axe. Now I must use your hair products. It's not bad enough that your deodorant makes your armpits smell like three-day-old sweat and your spray colognes make you smell like an old man's anus. Now I must use your hair products, or else I have no chance of ever talking to a beautiful woman . . . ever.
What a piece of crap ad campaign.
"If these guys (primped male models) can't meet a woman, what chance do you have?" OK, badly paraphrased, but the idea is that male models can't meet a woman if they don't use Axe products. Yeah, right.
Ok. You got me, Axe. Now I must use your hair products. It's not bad enough that your deodorant makes your armpits smell like three-day-old sweat and your spray colognes make you smell like an old man's anus. Now I must use your hair products, or else I have no chance of ever talking to a beautiful woman . . . ever.
What a piece of crap ad campaign.