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JediKooter
01-20-2009, 02:45 PM
In light of todays festivities, I ask the question in the title of the thread.

I hate getting dressed up and I hate dog and pony shows where people try to out dress each other and I also hate how the media makes such a big deal of who is wearing what. So, I'd wear something like this (I like the blue one):

Mustang
01-20-2009, 02:54 PM
Is there any doubt?

http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/darth-vader-halloween-costume.jpg

Dr. Sak
01-20-2009, 02:56 PM
One sock.

Tasan
01-20-2009, 02:59 PM
Nothing but what I came into the world with?

Tasan
01-20-2009, 02:59 PM
One sock.

I do like this one though. Just so the ladies don't blush too much.

M GO BLUE!!!
01-20-2009, 03:01 PM
http://www.bikernewsonline.com/uploaded_images/chaps-motorcycle-harley-745986.jpg

Dr. Sak
01-20-2009, 03:02 PM
I do like this one though. Just so the ladies don't blush too much.

Well my right foot always is a bit colder than the left.

Crim
01-20-2009, 03:07 PM
According to my two closest friends, I'd wear jean shorts and an Elway jersey.

But that's only a stereotype of me that I reinforce on special days, like their birthdays, or weekends. Or Tuesdays. That sort of thing.

Young Drachma
01-20-2009, 03:20 PM
I like getting dressed up.

Tasan
01-20-2009, 03:22 PM
On the serious side, part of me thinks the president should have to walk into Target and pick out his outfit, while the other side sees that we do need to send a very nice image out to the rest of the world. Of course that other side says f the rest of the world, so there's that.

Karlifornia
01-20-2009, 03:22 PM
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/11638.jpg

Tasan
01-20-2009, 03:23 PM
RE: Karlifornia

Bravo sir, bravo.

Young Drachma
01-20-2009, 03:24 PM
On the serious side, part of me thinks the president should have to walk into Target and pick out his outfit, while the other side sees that we do need to send a very nice image out to the rest of the world. Of course that other side says f the rest of the world, so there's that.

I think it'd be cool to see them go and use designers who are off-the-rack, but at the same time, given the sums of money they spend to get to this point...and understanding the pageantry and traditions involved in all of this...I dunno, it'd be like asking someone to wear jeans to their wedding.

mckerney
01-20-2009, 03:45 PM
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/captain_america.jpg

Though having $150 million to work with I'd get a little nicer costume than this one.

MrDNA
01-20-2009, 03:45 PM
http://mimikirchner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/418tattooman4c.jpg

In case a Victorian pool party breaks out. Which, at my inauguration,
it damn well better!

Tasan
01-20-2009, 03:49 PM
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/captain_america.jpg

Though having $150 million to work with I'd get a little nicer costume than this one.

I like (and appreciate) how he's using his shield to cover what is probably pretty obvious junk.

MikeVic
01-20-2009, 03:52 PM
I can't become President you bastards.

Mustang
01-20-2009, 03:57 PM
I can't become President you bastards.

Why not? There is a Canadian in the office now.

MikeVic
01-20-2009, 04:08 PM
Why not? There is a Canadian in the office now.

:D

JediKooter
01-20-2009, 04:34 PM
This would be a good one:

Tasan
01-20-2009, 04:40 PM
Dude, he's from cybertron, no way he's eligible.

JediKooter
01-20-2009, 04:49 PM
Dude, he's from cybertron, no way he's eligible.

Nothing a 2/3 vote couldn't change. ;)

cartman
01-20-2009, 05:10 PM
Don't want to link it and get boxed, but I'd probably wear the Borat sling thong. I could make it work.

Crim
01-20-2009, 05:20 PM
This thread delivers. You guys are cracking me up.

flere-imsaho
01-20-2009, 05:38 PM
Banana. Hammock.

Like The Todd.

OK, maybe not.

Groundhog
01-20-2009, 05:42 PM
I'd wear a suit made entirely out of the flesh of my opponents.

But that's just me.

Greyroofoo
01-20-2009, 05:44 PM
http://home.hetnet.nl/~antoonwierda/plaatjesmap/Jesus%20outstretched%20arms.jpg

JediKooter
01-20-2009, 05:57 PM
My Cabinet:

Tasan
01-20-2009, 09:56 PM
http://home.hetnet.nl/%7Eantoonwierda/plaatjesmap/Jesus%20outstretched%20arms.jpg


Waaaaait. Didn't he show up today to take the oath?

Okay Okay I kid folks.

But only a little.

Lathum
01-20-2009, 10:05 PM
Chelsea Clinton

DanGarion
01-20-2009, 10:06 PM
Dude, like there is any question, Zubaz! The Original Zubaz Pants (http://www.zubaz.com/)

MikeVic
01-20-2009, 10:07 PM
My Cabinet:

The lady on the left looks like a manly Selma Blair.

Izulde
01-20-2009, 10:22 PM
http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o395/Izulde08/henry8gun.jpg

Autumn
01-20-2009, 10:27 PM
The lady on the left looks like a manly Selma Blair.

Redundant?

bbor
01-21-2009, 12:45 AM
WWPW?


Translated....what would Pumpy wear?

JediKooter
01-21-2009, 12:02 PM
Dude, like there is any question, Zubaz! The Original Zubaz Pants (http://www.zubaz.com/)

"Zubaz...for the casual Commander in Chief."

MikeVic
01-21-2009, 12:12 PM
Redundant?

Ouch!

MylesKnight
01-21-2009, 08:03 PM
http://bitcast-a.v1.iad1.bitgravity.com/minyanville/assets/FCK/Image/OBS/OBS4.2h.jpg

SFL Cat
01-21-2009, 09:41 PM
http://home.hetnet.nl/~antoonwierda/plaatjesmap/Jesus%20outstretched%20arms.jpg

Too late, we've already elected a Messiah.

Anthony
01-21-2009, 09:46 PM
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3487/u12copy1vb.jpg