Yay or Nay: Lily Allen

[TLK]

Presented without comment...

http://blogmedia.thenewstribune.com/media/lily%20allen%20pic.JPG

[Toddzilla]

She likes it in the bad place - my kinda girl...

[CamEdwards]

She likes it in the bad place - my kinda girl...

You like it in the bad place as well?

I dunno... face of a 12-year old and the calves of a 45-year old waitress. She's oddly proportioned, at least in that picture.

[Logan]

She looks like she's about 12.

And what's with the massive calves? They're not quite cankles, but close.

No idea who she is. Nay.

[Logan]

I HEART CAM EDWARDS!

[Young Drachma]

Meh. A rich man's Amy Winehouse.

[KWhit]

Never heard of her and don't find her attractive.

Nay.

[Pyser]

3rd nipple or not, im in.

[Honolulu_Blue]

You like it in the bad place as well?

I dunno... face of a 12-year old and the calves of a 45-year old waitress. She's oddly proportioned, at least in that picture.

She looks like she's about 12.

And what's with the massive calves? They're not quite cankles, but close.

No idea who she is. Nay.

This was my immediate reaction to the picture as well.

Who the hell is she and why choose such an unflattering picture? Unless it's truly representative of what she normally looks like.

[Toddzilla]

hxxp://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3322

NSFW language, but a cuter picture...

[Logan]

Half her haircut also strangely resembles Lloyd Christmas'.

[cuervo72]

Meh. A rich man's Amy Winehouse.

Rich enough to actually feed her?

[Butter]

I expect Kodos' people will be in touch about the pending copyright infringement suit.

[KWhit]

hxxp://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3322

NSFW language, but a cuter picture...

That's a cuter picture?

[cthomer5000]

That's a cuter picture?

I love this place. Post your girlfriend/wife supermodel pics please.

[TLK]

I expect Kodos' people will be in touch about the pending copyright infringement suit.

I get a free pass. I was before my time.

[Lathum]

These threads always crack me up.

I find it hard to believe there are already 11 text sim geeks on this board that would kick her out of bed.

[RedKingGold]

Were her fingertips amputated?

[Bad-example]

Jailbait.

[Logan]

These threads always crack me up.

I find it hard to believe there are already 11 text sim geeks on this board that would kick her out of bed.

I'm no Adonis, but honestly, even at last call I wouldn't give this chick a second glance at the bar, at least based on the picture.

A change in hairstyle would probably help a lot though.

[Mustang]

With the top half and bottom half, she looks like some weird mythical creature.. like a Lolitataur..

[MizzouRah]

You like it in the bad place as well?

I dunno... face of a 12-year old and the calves of a 45-year old waitress. She's oddly proportioned, at least in that picture.

:+1:

[sterlingice]

With the top half and bottom half, she looks like some weird mythical creature.. like a Lolitataur..

I'm embarrassed about it, but I LOL'd

SI

[KWhit]

I love this place. Post your girlfriend/wife supermodel pics please.

2 things:

1) For a celebrity hot or not type poll, she doesn't come close to the level of "Wow, she's hot" that warrant this conversation. Is she attractive? I guess, a little. If she lived next door, she might be considered the cute neighbor. But for a celeb? No, I don't think she's all that or a bag of chips.

2) My wife is actually a model and an actress. Here's her latest headshot:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/KWhit/lisa.jpg

[MJ4H]

2) My wife is actually a model and an actress. Here's her latest headshot:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/KWhit/lisa.jpg

lol owned?

[Lathum]

I'm no Adonis, but honestly, even at last call I wouldn't give this chick a second glance at the bar, at least based on the picture.

A change in hairstyle would probably help a lot though.

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

[Lathum]

I love this place. Post your girlfriend/wife supermodel pics please.

I find my wife far more attractive, and I have been with many better looking women, but I would certainly have a night of frolicking with this girl.

You could do a lot worse.

[RainMaker]

That looks like a weird pic. I don't think she's great, but she's definitely do-able. Little on the chubby side, but we all like a chubster from time to time.

[MizzouRah]

Yeah, even with the weird pic.. definitely doable...

[Critch]

For any interested geeks, Lily Allen is tipped to be the new Doctor's assistant when the new Doctor Who takes over. She'll be even more annoying than Katherine Tate.

[KWhit]

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. When someone devotes a thread to a poll on a celebrity's hotness, I kind of have a different perspective than just some schmoe-ette at the bar.

Is she okay? Yes. Hawt!!!? No. And that's kind of how I judge these polls.

[DanGarion]

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

BUZZ Wrong, we are judging her on looks alone. And she ain't pretty. I know thousands of ordinary girls that don't look like crack whores (which she sort of does).

[Super Ugly]

Lily Allen irritates the shit out of me.

[RedKingGold]

That looks like a weird pic. I don't think she's great, but she's definitely do-able. Little on the chubby side, but we all like a chubster from time to time.

Finally. Something we can agree upon.

[wade moore]

Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. When someone devotes a thread to a poll on a celebrity's hotness, I kind of have a different perspective than just some schmoe-ette at the bar.

Is she okay? Yes. Hawt!!!? No. And that's kind of how I judge these polls.

Yeah, seriously, why are we getting so serious in a hot or not thread? It's known that a hot or not poll is based on the celebrity scale, not the normal people scale.

[sabotai]

A change in hairstyle would probably help a lot though.

I'd like to see what she'd look like with a different hairstyle too. The whole "forehead helmet" hair style is always going to take a chick down at least a full point, sometimes more.

[MJ4H]

no idea who she is but my wife is hotter

[korme]

Lily Allen is hot and awesome.

[Logan]

KWhit, your wife is very pretty. I don't know if I'm alone in thinking this, but facially she reminds me of Anne Heche. Let's hope that's where the comparison ends :) (unless Heche is back on the straight wagon, haven't really kept up).

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

Yes, but that doesn't mean you seek out the "not as attractive" girl, hence my comment about not giving her a second glance. If I've hit a rough patch, yeah that's when those types of girls come into play. But otherwise, I'm perfectly happy going home alone on some nights when it means I can enjoy sprawling out in my bed which results in the kind of comfort that lets you sleep til noon, and it doesn't mean I don't enjoy getting laid.

This shall be my last serious response in a hot or not thread.

[Lathum]

I'm perfectly happy going home alone on some nights when it means I can enjoy sprawling out in my bed which results in the kind of comfort that lets you sleep til noon, and it doesn't mean I don't enjoy getting laid.

This shall be my last serious response in a hot or not thread.

man did I have a different mentality when I was 25 ;)

[Coffee Warlord]

Her nudy photos do Not Look Hot.

[stevew]

Like her CD but I think she screams STD.

[stevew]

Dola

She reminds me of Katy Perry. But much better music.

[sterlingice]

For any interested geeks, Lily Allen is tipped to be the new Doctor's assistant when the new Doctor Who takes over. She'll be even more annoying than Katherine Tate.

I had less issues with Katherine Tate than some- like I said, she was like a big sister, which was a weird dynamic for a companion. She looks like the little bubbly twit sidekick.

SI

[sabotai]

Googled more images and I say Nay. She'd be a last resort, at best.

[Izulde]

With the top half and bottom half, she looks like some weird mythical creature.. like a Lolitataur..

Hilarious!

I vote Nay, btw.

[Toddzilla]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg?v=0

[Young Drachma]

I think New York's new junior senator is hotter.

[Anthony]

You like it in the bad place as well?

I dunno... face of a 12-year old and the calves of a 45-year old waitress. She's oddly proportioned, at least in that picture.

and the breasts of an awkwardly chubby teenage boy.

[Karlifornia]

I love me some Lily Allen.

[Anthony]

These threads always crack me up.

I find it hard to believe there are already 11 text sim geeks on this board that would kick her out of bed.

i wouldn't kick her out of bed. i'd let her stay and watch me jack off. i have no interest in putting anything attached to my body into her. i wouldn't even want to do gross-out-porn with her. i've seen many topless pics of her and they are 0% sexy.

just cuz some of the people in FOFC are geeky virgins doesn't mean they have to lower their standards. not pretty is not pretty, internet geek or not.

[Coffee Warlord]

I had less issues with Katherine Tate than some- like I said, she was like a big sister, which was a weird dynamic for a companion. She looks like the little bubbly twit sidekick.

SI

Bring me Georgia Moffett as the new sidekick. Pretty, pretty please.

Preferably naked. All the time.

[Anthony]

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

i've seen ordinary girls that are hotter.

she doesn't stack up well in comparison to your average hot celebrity, and no matter where anyone lives we all have a hot chick who lives in the neighborhood. i can go into a bar in NYC this weekend and pick out girls who aren't famous who look 128% hotter than lilly.

there's a difference between being hot and not ugly. lilly is just barely not ugly. she belongs in a Kinko's or Staples or restaurant. if we're gonna ooooh and ahhhhh over a celebrity its gonna be over a chick we otherwise normally don't have access to in our everyday lives.

i shudder to think of the street ogres that Lathum must have fornicated with that he's such an ardent lilly defender. for me to say i'd rather jack off then have sex with someone is saying alot.

[Karlifornia]

There's a million beautiful girls out there...there are more beautiful girls out there than any girl I've ever had sex with. There are more beautiful girls out there than anyone any of you have ever been with...there are more beautiful girls than any of your wives or girlfriends.

Lily Allen is not one of these girls. However, she seems like a fuckin blast to hang out with. I don't claim to know her well or anything, but just the way she seems compared to most of the other celebs out there. It's like a mix of innocence and mischief or some shit like that.

That kind of thing can't make a 2 into a 9, but it can make a 6 into a 9. At least for me.

[Lathum]

i shudder to think of the street ogres that Lathum must have fornicated with that he's such an ardent lilly defender. for me to say i'd rather jack off then have sex with someone is saying alot.

lol.

Most of my conquests have been with better looking girls, and never one that weighed more then me, but I tend to rate these threads on a basis of " would I nail her if I met her in a bar"

What can I say, I used to enjoy sleeping around, sometimes you get a hot one sometimes an average. Taking an average one is better then going home alone IMO.

and at least I never fucked a sandwich ;)

[Taur]

Presented without comment...

http://blogmedia.thenewstribune.com/media/lily%20allen%20pic.JPG

I think she is a Centaur. Look at that right leg and tell me she is not part horse!

I had to vote No, because I am not into beastiality.

[Logan]

One important thing to note is that most girls who look like Lily Allen would let you do some interesting stuff to them (and I mean normal guy "interesting," not HA "interesting"). With this one, I think about the best you can hope for is cowgirl, not even reverse.

[Anthony]

hey, don't get the wrong impression of me. sex is standard fare in my house. if i'm gonna pay $3.7million to bang a virgin then i'm gonna go above and beyond what i normally do. otherwise i'm attentive to the needs of my lady. there's no vomit or anything involved.

[Cringer]

Can we argue about the paperclip vs. the staple next?

[Lathum]

Can we argue about the paperclip vs. the staple next?

paperclip- it's reusable and doesn't do damage to the paper. It's a no brainer.

[Mustang]

Can we argue about the paperclip vs. the staple next?

I've been stapled. My life has improved considerably since I started stapling. It is an incredible feeling.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

I think they obviously have distinct uses and there is room for both in your life.

[Marc Vaughan]

Love her music and general 'tude' ... bit too young to think about in other aspects to be honest, yeah I know I'm getting old ... ;)

[M GO BLUE!!!]

...but it can make a 6 into a 9. At least for me.

Looking at her photos, she definitely is a "If the sun, refused to shine, I don't mind. I don't mind." kind of girl.

And I wouldn't fuck her with Anthony's dick.

[RainMaker]

Perhaps you guys missed this important fact about her. She enjoys anal.

[Izulde]

Perhaps you guys missed this important fact about her. She enjoys anal.

So?

Put the girl on her knees and make her worship me in tongues. Then we might have something going.

[3ric]

Dola

She reminds me of Katy Perry. But much better music.


Katy Perry is better looking, though.

[cuervo72]

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

Yeah...was quite impressed with her bikini pics.

[DanGarion]

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

A lot better looking...

[lynchjm24]

then you must not like sex.

I would venture to say most guys here that have been with more then 3 women in their lifetime have been with a girl not as attrative.

I think people judge her as a celebrity ( I have no idea who she is) and compare her to other celebrities rather then an ordinary girl.

Is she smoking hot, not really, but she is by no means repulsive.

I've been with at least 30 girls less attractive then her. These threads are hilarious in general. I've seen some of the pictures posted here.... passing judgement on this girl should not be in the cards.

[gkb]

I've been with at least 30 girls less attractive then her.

Slut. ;)

[DanGarion]

I've been with at least 30 girls less attractive then her. These threads are hilarious in general. I've seen some of the pictures posted here.... passing judgement on this girl should not be in the cards.
But the thing is, is that she isn't attractive at all.

[lynchjm24]

But the thing is, is that she isn't attractive at all.

She's not great no. Let's say for argument's sake she's a 5. The average poster on this board is like a -3. So the critique is a bit misplaced.

[lynchjm24]

Slut. ;)

This is just a stab in the dark but I'd say that I've probably been with 30 worse, 30 in the same general cute area and 15 that are clearly better.

It's a lot easier to have sex with less attractive girls. It never really mattered to me anyway, I'm more of a personality kind of guy.

[DanGarion]

She's not great no. Let's say for argument's sake she's a 5. The average poster on this board is like a -3. So the critique is a bit misplaced.

I think you are being a little harsh on the board. Most the posters on this board are just normal people that look normal, don't be a dick and say we are all massively ugly, that's just being stupid.

She isn't attractive, now is she a 5.... and a 5 is average... I wouldn't really say she's averagely attractive. her face is meh, her hair looks like a wig, the only thing average appears to be the body, until you look at the legs which look disproportionaly large for her stature.

But we all have opinions, I don't see why certain people are getting so worked up on the fact that a large group of us don't see her as attractive. If you guys like girls that aren't attractive and that look underage, more power to you. I'll stick to my wife, the 5 actresses that I think are hot, and girls I see in porn.

[lynchjm24]

I think you are being a little harsh on the board. Most the posters on this board are just normal people that look normal, don't be a dick and say we are all massively ugly, that's just being stupid.

She isn't attractive, now is she a 5.... and a 5 is average... I wouldn't really say she's averagely attractive. her face is meh, her hair looks like a wig, the only thing average appears to be the body, until you look at the legs which look disproportionaly large for her stature.

But we all have opinions, I don't see why certain people are getting so worked up on the fact that a large group of us don't see her as attractive. If you guys like girls that aren't attractive and that look underage, more power to you. I'll stick to my wife, the 5 actresses that I think are hot, and girls I see in porn.

If you think she is average for the female population you need a math refresher. I'm not saying everyone is massively ugly, but I've seen the pictures that have been posted and they aren't pretty.

Have your opinions, it happens everywhere on the internet where girls are torn apart by guys that would never get the time of day from them.

Her lower legs are a little bigger then the rest of her frame? The horror! You need to go back and search the what do you look like this year thread or whatever the #$*& it's called.

[DanGarion]

If you think she is average for the female population you need a math refresher. I'm not saying everyone is massively ugly, but I've seen the pictures that have been posted and they aren't pretty.

Have your opinions, it happens everywhere on the internet where girls are torn apart by guys that would never get the time of day from them.

Her lower legs are a little bigger then the rest of her frame? The horror! You need to go back and search the what do you look like this year thread or whatever the #$*& it's called.
Communicating with you is pointless. Don't need a math refresher, I see women all day, some good looking, some not good looking, and a number of them that are average. She's is in the lower part of average. And then if you look at the pictures of her online when she was a blond she's absolutely horrid.

I'd never want the time of day with her anyway, so I guess I'm lucky.

[miked]

I miss lynch...if I kick somebody out of UBL, will you come back? Your namesake is tearing up the bigs.

[lynchjm24]

Communicating with you is pointless. Don't need a math refresher, I see women all day, some good looking, some not good looking, and a number of them that are average. She's is in the lower part of average. And then if you look at the pictures of her online when she was a blond she's absolutely horrid.

I'd never want the time of day with her anyway, so I guess I'm lucky.

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

[lynchjm24]

I miss lynch...if I kick somebody out of UBL, will you come back? Your namesake is tearing up the bigs.

Aw, I miss some of you guys too.

[RainMaker]

I live in a major city and see tons of people on a daily basis. For the most part, if you aren't obese or physically scarred, you are going to at least be considered average. Perhaps her body is misproportional (other pictures don't make her legs look like that), but she has a cute face. She's not a 10, but I'd love to know where some of you are living if you don't consider her at least a 6 or 7.

[DanGarion]

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

Haha, now you are just a complete asshole. Let's see i criticized a girl that I don't know, who is supposedly an amazingly talented singer and actress.... OH MY GOD!

Never said I was the best looking guy in the world, but I have a woman who I make happy.

Oh and I'm also unsure as to why you are trying to make this personal, if I didn't know any better I would consider you a troll...

Next thing I know you'll copy pictures of my wife and post them in a "Hot or Not" poll on FOFC, since you seem to be taking this poll very personal. Shit man get a life.

[Logan]

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

Ahhhhh fun times at FOFC.

[lynchjm24]

Haha, now you are just a complete asshole. Let's see i criticized a girl that I don't know, who is supposedly an amazingly talented singer and actress.... OH MY GOD!

Never said I was the best looking guy in the world, but I have a woman who I make happy.

Oh and I'm also unsure as to why you are trying to make this personal, if I didn't know any better I would consider you a troll...

I'm the asshole? You are saying the girl is ugly because she has ankles that don't match her frame.

Who said anything about having a woman to make happy? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

I'm just pointing out that it's pretty fucking weak to criticize someone's ANKLES COMPARED TO THE REST OF THEIR BODY, when they are hundreds of times more relatively attractive then the person criticizing them.

It was just nice that you so neatly fit the stereotype.

[lynchjm24]

Next thing I know you'll copy pictures of my wife and post them in a "Hot or Not" poll on FOFC, since you seem to be taking this poll very personal. Shit man get a life.

I see you added this since I quoted you. Notice I left her alone, I didn't she her post about the girl's ankles.

I need to get a life? You are probably right, but you've also got 5,000 posts here, so I think that's a bit of the pot calling the kettle black.

[Mustang]

If Lily Allen is causing this reaction, Helen of Troy must have been one hot bitch.

[DanGarion]

I'll leave the criticizing to the beautiful people, since according to you I'm not attractive. Of course I don't know what you look like, which means I could be 100 times more attractive to you. It's all relative man.

Have a good life.

[DanGarion]

If Lily Allen is causing this reaction, Helen of Troy must have been one hot bitch.

Yeah at least 100 times more attractive then this girl, whoever the hell she is.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Actresses, singers, and the like are to be judged by different standards. It's how things work.

Yes, we all know that they are likely more attractive than we are and that we'd never have a shot at them or what have. That's not an original concept and it doesn't have anything to do with this kind of "discussion."

And the whole, you X numbers of post on a message board and therefore have no life line? Are you serious with that? That lame comeback died back before Jeebs had 5,000 posts.

Lily Allen would want to trample all of your asses under her thunderous calves if she knew what you people were saying in her thread.

Shame on you.

[Radii]

Someone with a few hundred pictures of themselves on their website should be careful who they criticize. Thanks for the good laugh and proving the point. It's always gold when some 300 lb web designer points out that a girl has thick ankles.

way to be a total dick.

[DanGarion]

way to be a total dick.

I'm most offended by the fact that he called me a web designer. HAHAHAHAHA! If only he knew how bad I am at designing things.

[sabotai]

Lily Allen would want to trample all of your asses under her thunderous calves if she knew what you people were saying in her thread.

Well, if she's into that sort of thing, I may have to bump her up a few notches. :)

[lynchjm24]

I'm most offended by the fact that he called me a web designer. HAHAHAHAHA! If only he knew how bad I am at designing things.

I was guessing. Your FOFC wiki page didn't contain that information.


HAVE A GOOD LIFE!!!!!! (are you sure that you are 33?)

[kingfc22]

Not hot

[DanGarion]

Not hot

You must not be attractive then...

[Karlifornia]

http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/images/2007/06/29/lily_allen_amy.jpg

Lily Winehouse does not approve of the sexual tension between lynch and dangarion

[KWhit]

http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/images/2007/06/29/lily_allen_amy.jpg

Lily Winehouse does not approve of the sexual tension between lynch and dangarion

What the hell is that?

And are we supposed to think it is hot?

[Dr. Sak]

What the fuck is she hiding in her hair? Her fat ankles?

[DrAFTjunkie]

Katy Perry is better looking, though.

Not only is Katy Perry much better looking, IMO, her music (specifically her lyrics) is better as well. I'm a complete music douche...not a snob...but a douche. I know this. I'm usually not impressed with anyone like Katy Perry, but I'll tell ya...I think "You're So Gay" is sheer genius.

I voted nay, though I have to admit that I find Lilly Allen attractive from the neck up. She has a cute face and I like the 'do.

[Karlifornia]

What the hell is that?

And are we supposed to think it is hot?

I don't know what you're supposed to think. That's the governments job.

[DanGarion]

http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/images/2007/06/29/lily_allen_amy.jpg

Lily Winehouse does not approve of the sexual tension between lynch and dangarion

Funny thing, when i saw the first picture of Lily Allen, thought it was Amy Winehouse...

[DanGarion]

What the hell is that?

And are we supposed to think it is hot?

You'll need to ask someone that's attractive and not fat because I can't have an opinion.

[KWhit]

http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/images/2007/06/29/lily_allen_amy.jpg

Lily Winehouse does not approve of the sexual tension between lynch and dangarion

Serious question: Is this a pic of Lily Allen? The person that I was ridiculed for saying she wasn't hot?

Seriously?

[DanGarion]

Serious question: Is this a pic of Lily Allen? The person that I was ridiculed for saying she wasn't hot?

Seriously?

Did someone make a personal attack on you as well?

I think that picture is probably from a comedy sketch show or something... I hope... If I'm still allowed to think for myself.

[Autumn]

You definitely have to know this chick to get the vibe. She would obviously be great in bed.

[Subby]

Big ankles, Christina Ricci face, flat chested, likes anal.

I'm fairly conflicted here.

[Mustang]

You definitely have to know this chick to get the vibe. She would obviously be great in bed.

Careful, she likes anal. YOU might get the vibe.

In the butt.

[Subby]

CONFLICTED BECAUSE I LOVE HUGE ANKLES

[RainMaker]

She also doesn't mind kicking back with identical twins for a lesbian 3-some.

http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14842735&?vsv=HP4

[MIJB#19]

If this was a Hell Atlantic words puzzle, the answer would be nay, there's no yay in Lily Allen, but there is a nay in there.

[Autumn]

Careful, she likes anal. YOU might get the vibe.

In the butt.

That's all right then. Hey, turnabout's fair play. As well as the reacharound.

[Sun Tzu]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg?v=0

I didn't know Dwight Schrute browsed these forums.

[Kodos]

She looks like she is 3 feet tall.

[DanGarion]

She looks like she is 3 feet tall.
I was going to say something like that previously, but I didn't want to offend midgets.

[Dr. Sak]

I was going to say something like that previously, but I didn't want to offend midgets.

Shut up fat ass

[Kodos]

I was going to say something like that previously, but I didn't want to offend midgets.


I almost tacked on a ", not that there's anything wrong with that."

[Galaxy]

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lily_allen.jpg

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Lily-Allen5.jpg

http://www.eulust.com/files/images/Lily-Allen.jpg

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2008/06/50365/400_lallen_080604_81384462_gcattermole.jpg

More pics.

[DanGarion]

Shut up fat ass

Haha. :lol:

[MizzouRah]

Shut up fat ass

:lol:

[DanGarion]

More pics.

And yet I still don't find her at all attractive. I showed pictures of her to my wife last night and she scrunched her face and shook her head.

[DaddyTorgo]

I badly want to make a HoN poll with Kwhit's wife's pic...lol

[Dr. Sak]

And yet I still don't find her at all attractive. I showed pictures of her to my wife last night and she scrunched her face and shook her head.

That's because you are so ugly and fat that the light is distorted before it reaches your eyes because of your gravitational pull.

[Kodos]

Notice how she tries to hide the GIANT CALVES in those pictures.

[DaddyTorgo]

That's because you are so ugly and fat that the light is distorted before it reaches your eyes because of your gravitational pull.
:eek:

[DanGarion]

Don't forget this one...

[DanGarion]

:eek:

I know he's kidding, we are talking on AIM right now. :)

[Dr. Sak]

Did anyone notice how big her calves are in that picture....maybe God screwed up and put her hamstrings on her calfs. Wait is there a God...or is she just some advanced species because of evolution. Why is everything so difficult to understand?

[DanGarion]

That's because you are so ugly and fat that the light is distorted before it reaches your eyes because of your gravitational pull.

That reminds me I need to go to lunch of pig out on some food to make sure I don't lose any weight!

[Dr. Sak]

That reminds me I need to go to lunch of pig out on some food to make sure I don't lose any weight!

Don't joke about pigs. More people die a year getting eaten by pigs than sharks. Speaking of sharks, they would have a feast on you...and those calves.

[DanGarion]

Did anyone notice how big her calves are in that picture....maybe God screwed up and put her hamstrings on her calfs. Wait is there a God...or is she just some advanced species because of evolution. Why is everything so difficult to understand?

I blame it all on pizza... since I'm so fucking fat that I only have food on my mind.

[DanGarion]

Don't joke about pigs. More people die a year getting eaten by pigs than sharks. Speaking of sharks, they would have a feast on you...and those calves.

Mmmmm maybe I should order a pig for lunch. Not just a pork chop or some carnitas, but a whole freaking PIG! YUM!

[Dr. Sak]

I blame it all on pizza... since I'm so fucking fat that I only have food on my mind.

No wonder you are always reviewing Buffets instead of sit down restaurants.

[DaddyTorgo]

I know he's kidding, we are talking on AIM right now. :)

oh I assumed he was kidding. I know bsak isn't a douchebag.

I was just amazed because it was so perfectly put together :D

[sabotai]

More pics.

Second and third ones are decent. First one is not very good. The last one is horrible. Absolutely horrible.

[DanGarion]

No wonder you are always reviewing Buffets instead of sit down restaurants.

HELL YEAH! I reviewed all the Hometown Buffets in LA and Orange Counties! They've banned me from the restaurants, so now I have to wear a disguise if I want to get my grub on!

[Dr. Sak]

Second and third ones are decent. First one is not very good. The last one is horrible. Absolutely horrible.

So you must only be chunky...not fat like Dan :p

[DanGarion]

So you must only be chunky...not fat like Dan :p

Why don't you go sit in some bleachers or something. Make yourself useful. You closet Steeler fan...

[Dr. Sak]

Why don't you go sit in some bleachers or something. Make yourself useful. You closet Steeler fan...

I was joking around and you had to cross the line with that Steeler talk.

[Eaglesfan27]

Second and third ones are decent. First one is not very good. The last one is horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Yeah, 2nd and 3rd ones are the best of all of the pics in this thread but still nothing special. My vote was on the accepted celebrity scale which is why she got a clear nay. I work with several women that are hotter than her.

[DanGarion]

I was joking around and you had to cross the line with that Steeler talk.

I'm sorry I let out your secret.

[DanGarion]

Yeah, 2nd and 3rd ones are the best of all of the pics in this thread but still nothing special. My vote was on the accepted celebrity scale which is why she got a clear nay. I work with several women that are hotter than her.

Some people don't understand the "celebrity scale" of course I don't know why she's a celebrity and still wouldn't think she's average on the real life scale... Oh shoot, I can't say that...

[Galaxy]

HELL YEAH! I reviewed all the Hometown Buffets in LA and Orange Counties! They've banned me from the restaurants, so now I have to wear a disguise if I want to get my grub on!

Is this in addition to your web design job? :)

[Galaxy]

Yeah, 2nd and 3rd ones are the best of all of the pics in this thread but still nothing special. My vote was on the accepted celebrity scale which is why she got a clear nay. I work with several women that are hotter than her.

Kind of how I went. I think she *can* be cute (not hot), but she seems to be all over the place.

[Kodos]

Mmmmm maybe I should order a pig for lunch. Not just a pork chop or some carnitas, but a whole freaking PIG! YUM!


Better get two.

[DanGarion]

Is this in addition to your web design job? :)
How many times do I have to say it, I'm not a web designer. I have no designing skills whatsoever, I'm to technical to be able to design anything. You want me to fix shit you broke I can do that, but I can't make it look pretty. :)

[Kodos]

Those camouflage pants are doing it for me, oh yeah!

[DanGarion]

Better get two.
Oh yeah, one for each of my fat ass cheeks.

[Dr. Sak]

Better get two.

Or one of these...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/26/wildpig_wideweb__470x317,2.jpg

What better...this pig or Lily Allen?

[DanGarion]

Those camouflage pants are doing it for me, oh yeah!

I heard that baggy camo pants are the next mini skirt.

[Kodos]

That is some pig.

[Dr. Sak]

That is some pig.

Have a little compassion for Dan, he prefers to be called a swine.

[DanGarion]

Oh maybe I should make a "Are You Fat?" poll!

[Dr. Sak]

Oh maybe I should make a "Are You Fat?" poll!

You would only need one option.

[DanGarion]

Have a little compassion for Dan, he prefers to be called a swine.

When I was younger I used to have a couple warts and I would call myself warthog, now I like to go by wild boar.

[Kodos]

At least she is a smoker. That always helps. Fat, short, giganto-calved, camouflaged, dyed-hair, smoking women are hot!

[Dr. Sak]

At least she is a smoker. That always helps. Fat, short, giganto-calved, camouflaged, dyed-hair, smoking women are hot!

Well at least we know the drapes don't match the carpet in color...but we still wonder about length.

[DanGarion]

You would only need one option.
ROFL!!!!

Dammit, I'm going to have a hard time getting up now... :(

[Dr. Sak]

ROFL!!!!

Dammit, I'm going to have a hard time getting up now... :(

Can you even see the IT that you have to get up?

[DanGarion]

Well at least we know the drapes don't match the carpet in color...but we still wonder about length.

Hopefully it's 70's style shag, then I might actually think she's hot... not.

Wait, can I say someone is hot... or dammit, I don't know what opinion I can have anymore. Where is that guy from yesterday to tell me what I'm allowed to think?

[DanGarion]

Can you even see the IT that you have to get up?

Dude... :eek:

[sabotai]

So you must only be chunky...not fat like Dan :p

Chunky would be an improvement, but no, I'm not a gigantic fat ass like Dan.

[Karlifornia]

I just finished masturbating to the Lily Allen pics Galaxy posted. the high point of the fantasy was when I ate a bacon explosion that was wrapped around one of her calves.

[sterlingice]

No wonder you are always reviewing Buffets instead of sit down restaurants.

I LOL'd at this line :D

SI

[Galaxy]

How many times do I have to say it, I'm not a web designer. I have no designing skills whatsoever, I'm to technical to be able to design anything. You want me to fix shit you broke I can do that, but I can't make it look pretty. :)

I know.

[lynchjm24]

And yet I still don't find her at all attractive. I showed pictures of her to my wife last night and she scrunched her face and shook her head.

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

Are you sure it was carbolic?

[lynchjm24]

Hopefully it's 70's style shag, then I might actually think she's hot... not.

Wait, can I say someone is hot... or dammit, I don't know what opinion I can have anymore. Where is that guy from yesterday to tell me what I'm allowed to think?

Holy shit there is something just fucking wrong with you. Are you sure you're not female? My wife wouldn't whine this long if I called her fat.

[Dr. Sak]

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

She should've used some on her legs to tone down those calfs.

[Karlifornia]

Who would have imagined an innocent "HOT OR NOT" thread could have started an internet fight?

Every day I wake up to a new surprise.

[Dr. Sak]

Holy shit there is something just fucking wrong with you. Are you sure you're not female? My wife wouldn't whine this long if I called her fat.

I'm sure Lily Allen...i mean your wife would be a bit upset...

[Groundhog]

OK. Is Lily Allen hot?

No.

Would I sleep with her? Not just on account of her being famous, no. And I wouldn't jeopardise a relationship to sleep with her.

BUT. I've slept with worse looking girls than her before.

So, I guess I probably would. It would probably have to involve a bar and some alcohol however.

[Dr. Sak]

Whats up with the font change dude?

Btw...I agree with everything you said.

[DanGarion]

I showed Lily Allen your pics and she used carbolic acid to burn her eyes out of the sockets.

Wow some completely unimportant alleged celebrity doesn't find me attractive, whoop-de-do!

[DanGarion]

Holy shit there is something just fucking wrong with you. Are you sure you're not female? My wife wouldn't whine this long if I called her fat.

No nothing wrong with me. Just figured I would act like I took something personal that you decided to try and make personal.

[Galaxy]

This thread is like last weeks' The Office debate on if Hilary Swank is hot or not.

[DanGarion]

This thread is like last weeks' The Office debate on if Hilary Swank is hot or not.
Oh god, don't even get me started on her...

[EagleFan]

I guess she's hot if you're into 12 year old girls with kankles... I put her way down on the hot or not scale of celebs.

[Critch]

So, I guess I probably would. It would probably have to involve a bar and some alcohol however.

How drunk would she have to get?

[Raiders Army]

You know there's some threads that you look at immediately and then don't look at them any more. And then there are some threads that you think, WTF are they talking about for 4 pages???

I'm glad I came back into the thread so I could get quite a chuckle out of this:
I just finished masturbating to the Lily Allen pics Galaxy posted. the high point of the fantasy was when I ate a bacon explosion that was wrapped around one of her calves.

[Noop]

I would f*ck her no problem. I have done alot worse and I like that fact she has a pretty face. (Think glazed donut) I haven't been able to find a chick who would let me stick it in her butt so if she's into that I would break her off.

[DaddyTorgo]

I would f*ck her no problem. I have done alot worse and I like that fact she has a pretty face. (Think glazed donut) I haven't been able to find a chick who would let me stick it in her butt so if she's into that I would break her off.
:lol:

[TLK]

Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

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:popcorn:

[DanGarion]

Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j1-RmlsBuFw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j1-RmlsBuFw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

:popcorn:

That's a man baby!


Oh and great song.... I wish I had the whole album.

[Scoobz0202]

Woah. Thats now two songs i have heard by her and both are good... Is she really..... actually...good??????

[EagleFan]

Lily on Leno earlier this week.... looking good.

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j1-RmlsBuFw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j1-RmlsBuFw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

:popcorn:

Looking good? Honest? Looking like a pre-op trannie.

[sterlingice]

Looking good? Honest? Looking like a pre-op trannie.

So, is it pre-op male or pre-op female? ;)

("It's time for androgyny. It's Pat!")

(honestly, I'm pretty indifferent about this thread but it had a couple of chances to throw in easy jokes)

SI

[Dr. Sak]

PS...Dan is still fat.

[cuervo72]

Eh, she actually doesn't look bad in that clip.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I wish I had noticed this thread a couple of weeks ago. I'd be begging lynchjm24 to do me next.

So to speak.

[Galaxy]

Oh god, don't even get me started on her...


:)

[DanGarion]

PS...Dan is still fat.

And Lily Allen is butt ugly.

[Karlifornia]

I'm still digging on Lily Allen.

[Buccaneer]

Chicks with chubby calfs >>>>>> any anorexic chicks

[Karlifornia]

Chicks with chubby calfs >>>>>> any anorexic chicks

I'm right there with ya.