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AnalBumCover
03-27-2003, 08:24 AM
Do it now. Do it here. (http://www.absolutebob.com/flashgames/monkey.html)
Fritz
03-27-2003, 08:38 AM
252 MPH

284 MPH
Ben E Lou
03-27-2003, 09:05 AM
457 mph
MizzouRah
03-27-2003, 09:14 AM
409!


Todd
JeeberD
03-27-2003, 02:01 PM
Wow, ya'll make my 220 look really sad... :(
JeeberD
03-27-2003, 02:04 PM
Oooh, up to 324...
Ksyrup
03-27-2003, 02:19 PM
Second try - 545 MPH!
JeeberD
03-27-2003, 02:24 PM
341...
344...

Ugh, I suck at spanking the monkey. It's all my girlfriends fault, I tell you!
Ksyrup
03-27-2003, 02:29 PM
Try getting married, it works wonders for your "slap shot"...

Man, would I ever be dead if my wife found this place!
AnalBumCover
03-27-2003, 03:57 PM
Why can't I spank my monkey as fast as you guys? I'm only spanking at 160 mph.
SplitPersonality1
03-27-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by AnalBumCover
Why can't I spank my monkey as fast as you guys?

Is this an honest question or just a shameless attempt at a QOTM?

Either way, it's a pretty good line ABC :D

FWIW, I'm having the same problem. I can't get it up over 220mph.
Craptacular
03-27-2003, 04:59 PM
I think your mouse pointer speed settings and whether or not you have an optical mouse might make a big difference.
kid_dynamite
03-27-2003, 05:27 PM
250!!!! wooohooooo

i was stuck around 130-140 and then i just pulled this monster out!
Ragone
03-27-2003, 05:54 PM
Try upping your mouse cursor speed as well in the control panel :)
MikeVic
03-27-2003, 06:12 PM
279mph is my highest so far :)
Ksyrup
03-27-2003, 08:15 PM
I got my fastest speed at work - don't tell the boss!

At home, with a wireless mouse, I'm barely getting 250. not sure if that has something to do with it or not.
AnalBumCover
03-27-2003, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
Is this an honest question or just a shameless attempt at a QOTM?


That depends: are you gonna nominate it for QOTM, or will I have to submit it myself? :D

Well, I changed the mouse settings to fastest speed and highest acceleration, and came up with 363 mph! I can spank with the big boys now!
Travis
03-27-2003, 08:32 PM
473 so far, this is a really sick, perverted challenge...

I like it :D
Travis
03-27-2003, 08:36 PM
498 mph, come on 500....
CamEdwards
03-27-2003, 08:39 PM
God, spanking the monkey is addictive. I've been doing it for like twenty minutes now.

Hopefully I'll finish soon and I can click on that link to see what it's all about.
dacman
03-27-2003, 08:56 PM
Ha ha...OK new challenge -- spank the money as SLOOOOWLY as possible...51 MPH.
Craptacular
03-27-2003, 11:59 PM
I showed this to a friend of mine. He turned up his optical mouse to the highest speed, and he hit 557 mph on his third or fourth try.
Neuqua
03-28-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
God, spanking the monkey is addictive. I've been doing it for like twenty minutes now.

Hopefully I'll finish soon and I can click on that link to see what it's all about.

:D :D

Neuqua
Airhog
03-28-2003, 12:38 AM
I guess my mouse is fubared, I move it that fast, and it doesnt work right. thanks for finding this flaw in my mouse :|
JeeberD
03-28-2003, 01:08 AM
Good lord, I turn my optical mouse's speed all the way up and the best I can muster is 380. I really, really suck at this...

Edit: Ooh, finally made it up to 405...
Ksyrup
03-28-2003, 06:58 AM
I posted this elsewhere and one guy got 657.
Easy Mac
03-28-2003, 07:19 AM
532

592

558
Kam
03-28-2003, 07:29 AM
732 (pull it back all the way and then SLAP!)
SplitPersonality1
03-28-2003, 09:18 AM
Figure this out. I consistantly get in the 180-220 range. My daughter comes downstairs, startles me, my mouse moves and I get 444!!


I don't know what I did right??!?

I have yet to break 250 on any other "SLAP"

I hate this addicting little piece of web-trash. Thanks a lot ABC :)